Maggie’s What Do You Have In Your Bug Out Bag?

[sirhrmechanic]

My hair gel is proprietary. I'll trade you the recipe …

“I don’t want Fop… I’m a Dapper Dan Man!”

Sirhr

 

[johnnycat]

Also missing a percolator coffee maker

 

[TexPatriot]

My party clothes, shoes and Aqua Velva shaving creme. Because you never know.

 

[DuneBoer]

With all those Ukraine drone videos going around I think drones are the way to go if it's TEOTWAWKI !

 

[sirhrmechanic]

^^^ fake ad. If it were real she would be drinking wine, eating chocolates and have cats.

Sirhr

 

[Mike Casselton]

Shame on all of you. No one has a turboencabulator and spare marzelvanes.

I thought everyone did. Didn't think it was worth bringing up, it's so common.

 

[bobke]

A ‘64 Econoline van, original patina, to haul all your shit around, and to party with the ladies, should they dig your 8 track playlist.

 

[TexPatriot]

A ‘64 Econoline van, original patina, to haul all your shit around, and to party with the ladies, should they dig your 8 track playlist.

My drugdealer roomate in college had a '68 F-100 Ford van with a 240 6cyl. and an 8 track. The hippy chicks thought it was groovy. Friends would ask to use it when they needed a place to bang a hot chick.

I swear it wanted to dump over on it's side if you were driving and cut the wheel too sharp.

Back on topc: The original bugout people that came to America over the Bering Strait 17K years ago rarely lived past their teens. A 25 yr. old was considered an elder. And they knew how to live off the land.

 

[Californio]

Five 1 gallon bags of dehydrated water.

 

[Ann Ominous]

Stihl 044 with a 046 Magnum intake and exhaust (pretty much a box 'o saw parts) for $250.00. That saw scares me (and gives me a boner at the same time)!

Fear boners are my favorite

 

[JoshPutman]

Beef jerkey
Cheez wiz
Doritos
Pizza
Whiskey

Large caliber semiautomatic assault rifle with a folding stock
18" black strap-on
Crocs (camo)
Speedo
and a Kubuki mask

Are the camo crocs to help you remain inconspicuous?

 

[Yasherka]

Are the camo crocs to help you remain inconspicuous?

Of course! Gotsa be tactical. Plus they be comfy and don't distract from the kabuki mask

 

[rdinak]

4 half pints of whiskey. 3 for trade. 1 for the end of the world. lol.

 

[Twins82]

Meth and pain pills