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“I don’t want Fop… I’m a Dapper Dan Man!”
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My hair gel is proprietary. I'll trade you the recipe …
Shame on all of you. No one has a turboencabulator and spare marzelvanes.
My drugdealer roomate in college had a '68 F-100 Ford van with a 240 6cyl. and an 8 track. The hippy chicks thought it was groovy. Friends would ask to use it when they needed a place to bang a hot chick.A ‘64 Econoline van, original patina, to haul all your shit around, and to party with the ladies, should they dig your 8 track playlist.
Fear boners are my favoriteStihl 044 with a 046 Magnum intake and exhaust (pretty much a box 'o saw parts) for $250.00. That saw scares me (and gives me a boner at the same time)!
Are the camo crocs to help you remain inconspicuous?Beef jerkey
Cheez wiz
Doritos
Pizza
Whiskey
Large caliber semiautomatic assault rifle with a folding stock
18" black strap-on
Crocs (camo)
Speedo
and a Kubuki mask
Of course! Gotsa be tactical. Plus they be comfy and don't distract from the kabuki maskAre the camo crocs to help you remain inconspicuous?