While I was paying for my purchase at the local hardware store, I spotted this next to the cash register. WTF? Really? This is not in the shitty part of town either, this is at the beach in the high end part of town. What has happened to my favorite hardware store?
What in the ever loving fuck?
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Annoying or Im too smart for you "humor" or the latest sub cultural reference
almost a half assed inside joke
Conversation pieces / novelty items.
Just don't get caught with these, or the packaging artwork if you plan on crossing over the China/NK border for any reason. If getting caught for sneaking into NK isn't bad enough, this kind of paraphernalia on you guarantees a death sentence in one of "paradise's" forced labor mining camps...
Just don't get caught with these, or the packaging artwork if you plan on crossing over the China/NK border for any reason. If getting caught for sneaking into NK isn't bad enough, this kind of paraphernalia on you guarantees a death sentence in one of "paradise's" forced labor mining camps...
I'm sure the same will be true here, in the not too distant future, for anyone who picked up the PSA Joe Biden edition dog-faced-pony-soldier AR-14 lower last March.
How about don't go to North Korea. At all.
If I had the means, I'd screenshot those mints and broadcast them all over Pyongyang using a giant phosphor excited laser projector and the entire friggin' cloudy sky as a screen, along with the entire sequence of TEAM AMERICA: WORLD POLICE...
You would probably get arrested by the 3 or 4 minders following you for even thinking about it.
Unfortunately, that would be the case if anyone ever tried it... NK's government had spent literally 98% of their national reserves on cutting edge surveillance, AI, tracking, facial recognition, and drone based spying........ While their hospitals are still conducting surgeries with no running water, anesthesia, antiseptic procedures, or electronic aids...
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