What the Hell is with…

[Ronws]

Actually, my kin did come with Austin's original 300 and were here before Texas was a state. One of my ancestors, 26 yr. old Clayborne Wright, fought and died at the Alamo.

So all that typing for nothing. Do you talk with a lisp?

Yeth.

I was born in California. My mother was born on the Arkansas side of Texarkana. Her father was born in Germany. My father's ancestry was english, irish, and scottish.

And I am ashamed of California.

I don't actually talk with a lisp. Maybe because we moved to Texas in 1974 and being here has helped.

 

[Californio]

Actually, my kin did come with Austin's original 300 and were here before Texas was a state. One of my ancestors, 26 yr. old Clayborne Wright, fought and died at the Alamo.

So all that typing for nothing. Do you talk with a lisp?

Really post the pedigree from the Texas Republic Archives, I can.

 

[Ronws]

David Crockett and William Travis were at the Alamo.

Davy heard a sound and looked over the parapet and saw a bunch of mexicans coming over a hill. He sunk back down and said -
"Hey Bill, are we pouring concrete today?"

 

[sirhrmechanic]

David Crockett and William Travis were at the Alamo.

Davy heard a sound and looked over the parapet and saw a bunch of mexicans coming over a hill. He sunk back down and said<

"Hey Bill, are we pouring concrete today?"

The last words of William Travis:

Hey, Davy, I didn't know we were landscaping today!

Sirhr

 

[hlee]

***gestures around the bear pit****

Have you seen our membership. Most have trouble pouring piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel....

Well, Yah. The instructions are on the bottom of the boot. How are you supposed to read them there? I mean, you can’t read them until you empty the boot. But, you can’t empty the boot until you read the instructions. It’s quite the quandary…

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Well, Yah. The instructions are on the bottom of the boot. How are you supposed to read them there? I mean, you can’t read them until you empty the boot. But, you can’t empty the boot until you read the instructions. It’s quite the quandary…

Sort of like telling someone that there is a secret message on the bottom of their coffee cup...

Sometimes it works!

 

[n2ishun]

Are these rifles, ammo, and accessories still available ?

 

[Baron23]

 

[Mike Casselton]

I thought that being 'butthurt' was part of the lifestyle choice?

Sirhr

David Allen Coe said:
"Thissel only hurt for a little while. I'll only put the head of it in..."

Maybe it only hurts the first time?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

David Allen Coe said:
"Thissel only hurt for a little while. I'll only put the head of it in..."

Maybe it only hurts the first time?

Maybe… but I ain’t ever going to find out!

Sirhr

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

So, nobody with info on the spring?
Not appreciated!!

 

[Darayavaus]

Can I piss and moan about the 1883 series here?

I feel like I need to vent, but there are no other threads for it.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Can I piss and moan about the 1883 series here?

I feel like I need to vent, but there are no other threads for it.

If it's being a bear it needs to go in the Bear thread

 

[Darayavaus]

If it's being a bear it needs to go in the Bear thread

no bears. just a lot of white culture bashing.

 

[The D]

 

[LeftyJason]

Now I gotta ask. What is the the medium quality of said grinder? Being that this is SH I am sure there'll be recommendations for the $800 dollar model. I don't want to waste money on the harbor freight unit either.
And NO. I don't want any of y'all's grinder account links either.

If this is a serious question look up James Hoffman on youtube. https://youtube.com/@jameshoffmann

I don't drink coffee and never will (I also hate the smell) but he is fun to watch. He is passionate about coffee and a great presenter. Learned about his through Alex French guy cooking. https://youtube.com/@FrenchGuyCooking

 

[LeftyJason]

What if the question concerns a bolt rifle found in a dumpster?

Didn't that one start in Vintage?

 

[Makinchips208]

Sorry if this is the wrong section, but I built a 20” ar15 with pistol length has system, carbon fiber BCG, and it will fire but won’t lock back on last round or load a new round.
I drilled the gas port out to .125” but that didn’t fix it. Help please?
Oh, and it has a black hand guard.

 

[n2ishun]

Sorry if this is the wrong section, but I built a 20” ar15 with pistol length has system, carbon fiber BCG, and it will fire but won’t lock back on last round or load a new round.
I drilled the gas port out to .125” but that didn’t fix it. Help please?
Oh, and it has a black hand guard.

Foolishness.
Everyone knows the gas port should be .250" on a pistol gas system with a 20" barrel.
Dumbass.

 

[SBRSarge]

I got called a homophobe on Nextdoor because I asked how come all California males, including the old men and cops, talk with a lisp.

I didn't say anything about faggots or queers. Anyway, the fag that threw a snit and resonded didn't deny it, just got butthurt, so that proved it was true.

I thought you weren’t supposed to pick on folks with speech impediments. Aren’t they on the protected lithp???

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

If this is a serious question look up James Hoffman on youtube. https://youtube.com/@jameshoffmann

I don't drink coffee and never will (I also hate the smell) but he is fun to watch. He is passionate about coffee and a great presenter. Learned about his through Alex French guy cooking. https://youtube.com/@FrenchGuyCooking

I don't drink coffee either. The wife does and I bet that there's fifty coffee mugs in the cabinet. I told her that if she dies before me that they will be good target practice.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

I am working on a way to get that to feed my scales.

Didn’t you watch the video? It comes with its own scale, for perfect, precision, coffee…uh, I mean, reloads.

 

[lash]

Didn’t you watch the video? It comes with its own scale, for perfect, precision, coffee…uh, I mean, reloads.

Can it make coffee that’s Minute of Asshole or is it simply a grinding Mil?

 

[The D]

Hello fellow gun enthusiasts.

 

[isofahunter]

Hello fellow gun enthusiasts.

This is a road cycling forum, move over.

 

[TheGerman]

Coward.

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Your's for the low price of $1450.

I still don't even know WTF that is but the first thought that went through my mind when seeing it was, can I get my dick in it?

 

[LeftyJason]

Haven't watched all of these. He gets into details.

 

[EddieNFL]

I still don't even know WTF that is but the first thought that went through my mind when seeing it was, can I get my dick in it?

Note to self: Never drink coffee at the German's house.

 

[Aftermath]

The non-stop posts in The Bear Pit that belong in Bolt Action, Rimfire, Semi-auto, Scattergun?

This place has to be the simplest forum on the Interwebs to navigate. There are big colorful banners everywhere saying what “section” something is.

And the name “bear pit” is really descriptive of a place to come and get mauled! Like… duh. Or do folks all think bears are cuddly things like Yogi who pose for memes now?

So are folks lazy? Stupid? Illiterate? Testing out AI? Assuming that the Bear Pit is full of Glowie bait (hellooo fellow short shotgun enthusiasts!). A massive wave of newbies who don’t take the time to learn about this place before posting? Bored hippies stuck in the desert at Burning Man with their cell phones and new cases of the Clap trying to create gun question art installations in The Bear Pit?

WTF. Not even impugning the quality of folks’ questions. In the right place, they are fine. But in the BP, just a reflection of something new going on. And that something is retarded.

Carry on. Except you folks posting non-stupid shit in the Bear Pit. You all: don’t carry on.

Sirhr

Let's add the guys that just constantly repost shit from the all the news media across the world.
"Did Jen pick her nose? TMZ says so and here's the link" sorta shit.
I have a large collection of these dipshits on ignore. Obviously, you aren't one of THOSE dipshits.

 

[Aftermath]

I still don't even know WTF that is but the first thought that went through my mind when seeing it was, can I get my dick in it?

I don't have any first hand knowledge, so this is all just hearsay, but I was told that you could fit 45 of your dicks in there at the same time.

 

[lash]

Let's add the guys that just constantly repost shit from the all the news media across the world.
"Did Jen pick her nose? TMZ says so and here's the link" sorta shit.
I have a large collection of these dipshits on ignore. Obviously, you aren't one of THOSE dipshits.

I’ll have you know that Jen didn’t pick her nose, she had an itch. Don’t you pay attention?

 

[roostercogburn98]

I still don't even know WTF that is but the first thought that went through my mind when seeing it was, can I get my dick in it?

The real question is can you get your dick out in one piece

 

[Dirty D]

Serious replies only! Smart ass replies will be ignored.

I call bullshit, you quote me often.

 

[TexPatriot]

Yea, I ain't clicking that. I might not be the smartest salami in the drawer but I know y'all pranksters. That's a disguised link to Frank's grinder account.

"...we flipped and we flopped and I landed on top and stuck my meat in her grinder."

I can't remember the rest of that schoolboy ryme other than it got me in trouble.

 

[Ronws]

"...we flipped and we flopped and I landed on top and stuck my meat in her grinder."

I can't remember the rest of that schoolboy ryme other than it got me in trouble.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He stuck his cock in a socket.
Turn on the switch and fried the son-of-a-bitch
And went off like a rocket.

 

[Spock]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped of his chin
If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.

 

[TexPatriot]

There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it
He said with a grin
As he wiped of his chin
If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it.

1966 called...

 

[TexPatriot]

Old Mother Hubbard
went to the cupboard
to fetch 'ol Rover a bone.

When she bent over
'ol Rover drover
because Rover had a bone of his own.

 

[DOA]

I got called a homophobe on Nextdoor because I asked how come all California males, including the old men and cops, talk with a lisp.

I didn't say anything about faggots or queers. Anyway, the fag that threw a snit and resonded didn't deny it, just got butthurt, so that proved it was true.

I want to know is it all texans or just your family that were created by brother and sister relations?

 

[Maggot]

So are folks lazy? Stupid? Illiterate? T

Yes.

 

[Ronws]

I want to know is it all texans or just your family that were created by brother and sister relations?

Actually, in Arkansas, you can get a divorce and you and your ex-spouse can remain brother and sister. Or, in your case, brother and brother.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

I call bullshit, you quote me often.

Wait, what? I'm sooo confused.

 

[EddieNFL]

I want to know is it all texans or just your family that were created by brother and sister relations?

Uh, oh. Tex struck a nerve.

 

[rtB]

So now someone should start a thread in the pit about stupid threads that people start in the pit about people who start stupid threads in the pit?

 

[The D]

So now someone should start a thread in the pit about stupid threads that people start in the pit about people who start stupid threads in the pit?

How many layers of aggressive autistic inception can we go?

 

[TexPatriot]

I want to know is it all texans or just your family that were created by brother and sister relations?

I bet you say that with a lisp.

 

[lash]

How many layers of aggressive autistic inception can we go?

With this crew? I’d guess quite a few.

 

[The D]

With this crew? I’d guess quite a few.

Much higher than most of us can count, for sure

 

[Ronws]

How many layers of aggressive autistic inception can we go?

About as deep as that sub from Oceangate.

 

[paulrem308]

Barack and Michael went to Nantucket
He found a ho and wanted to fuck it
Michael said hel no
Wooped out her dick and told Barack to suck it