What the Royal Fuck, am I invisible ?

[2aBaC̶a̶]

Lol, exactly what I was thinking. Silly coloradoians..... I didnt know VW made a "truck" either, or Subaru for that matter????

Maybe his Toureg is model fluid and "identifies" as a truck?

 

[supercorndogs]

Calling a pick up, a truck, come on.......LOL

 

[Scott037]

Rick's girl ordered the veggy sub and Rick wanted meat so Rick became frank

 

[supercorndogs]

I bet money, Ricked called, and balled them out for screwing up his vegetarian lunch. Bad things get paid forward too...

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

You got Rick Rolled at the sandwich shop.

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

You got Rick Rolled at the sandwich shop.

Rick is probably short for Richard. You know what they call Richard?

 

[Threadcutter308]

Rick is probably short for Richard. You know what they call Richard?

Cranium ?..............

 

[jff_stvns]

You won't regret buying a Suby, we're on our 4th one.
Wife's Jetta has been fine,however she's only put 4,000 miles on it in the last 4 years.
You know you have to many vehicles when you forget you own one.
I have an "06" Jeep LJ that still has the sticker in the window and had completely forgotten about it until I was writing this.

You will when you blow a tire with any kind of miles on the others, all wheel drive blues. All tires will have to be replaced, ouch !, only draw back.

 

[AIAW]

You will when you blow a tire with any kind of miles on the others, all wheel drive blues. All tires will have to be replaced, ouch !, only draw back.

There are a few places that will shave a single tire down for you, but yeah - total pain in the ass.

 

[j-huskey]

Fuckah ain't invisible,
Just real short,
And the shine blinds people who cant see through the glare....
???????????

 

[P-Squared]

Sorry Frank, I didn't see this earlier. Maybe you are invisible. Great fieldcraft, you da man or what ever you want to identify as.

 

[Mike Casselton]

Sorry Frank, I didn't see this earlier. Maybe you are invisible. Great fieldcraft, you da man or what ever you want to identify as.

I agree. This is what it looks like when Frank enters a business.

Redirect Notice

images.app.goo.gl

 

[Mike Casselton]

Well, that was a total fail on my part...
Can't figure out how to embed the gif file

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Sorry Frank, I didn't see this earlier. Maybe you are invisible. Great fieldcraft, you da man or what ever you want to identify as.

I just realized this. Invisibility is supposed to be venerated on this site. After all, don't we all possess certain degrees of 'Snipery As Fuck'? Hence why we are all here?

 

[jff_stvns]

That is one thing I will not be skinned for at the dealer is brakes, it kills my lower back to do them but I will embrace the suck to save $ 500.00 or more. Disk's are a piece of cake anyways.

 

[QuickNDirty]

That is one thing I will not be skinned for at the dealer is brakes, it kills my lower back to do them but I will embrace the suck to save $ 500.00 or more. Disk's are a piece of cake anyways.

Used to dread drum brakes before i figured out how to do them and based on how much people complain about it. They're really not that bad. Then again, i like detail stripping old auto loaders, so i might be an oddball.

 

[jff_stvns]

Copy that on the drums, it got better with the camera phones and all, but before that it was all about pulling the other wheel off and looking at the other side and piecing it together if things went sideways, they could be challenging especially when you don't have the specialty tools that I never had, story of my life.
Biggest things on drums especially with imports if you did not have the impact screw driver and tried to unscrew the phillips drum screws to pull drum, guaranteed to strip out and your job just got real fucked. And that would mean a week of a fucked up back for me ! That was one cheap specialty tool I did have and worth every cheap penny. Yea got all my drum experience in the 80's with my 67 Chevell in HS, and my girlfriends 68 firebird and every other old school boat I owned from there. I really should say most of the experience was on the firebird, go figure.

 

[Bender]

Lol, exactly what I was thinking. Silly coloradoians..... I didnt know VW made a "truck" either, or Subaru for that matter????

To Frank, it’s as big as a lifted Diesel Excursion.

 

[Bender]

You won't regret buying a Suby, we're on our 4th one.
Wife's Jetta has been fine,however she's only put 4,000 miles on it in the last 4 years.
You know you have to many vehicles when you forget you own one.
I have an "06" Jeep LJ that still has the sticker in the window and had completely forgotten about it until I was writing this.

I’ll take the LJ if you wanna let go of it.

 

[jff_stvns]

To Frank, it’s as big as a lifted Diesel Excursion.

Actually Suby did make a truck so to speak, the Subaru brat, my mom had one. That was for Ravenworks quote.

 

[Bender]

Actually Suby did make a truck so to speak, the Subaru brat, my mom had one. That was for Ravenworks quote.

Sorry, that’s not a truck. That’s a car that sucks at being a car now that it was unsuccessfully turned into a truck. Which it sucks as being a truck even more than being a car. Basically, it was an ok car that has an identity crisis.

It’s a trans car. That failed

 

[Ravenworks]

I’ll take the LJ if you wanna let go of it.

20k,both tops,soft top is still in the box

 

[jff_stvns]

Sorry, that’s not a truck. That’s a car that sucks at being a car now that it was unsuccessfully turned into a truck. Which it sucks as being a truck even more than being a car. Basically, it was an ok car that has an identity crisis.

It’s a trans car. That failed

Indeed, it was a piece of shit ! The motor in are's took a shit. I did not say it was worthy it was not but tech was a t..... your right it was a trans car, lol.

 

[rlbreakfield]

Absolutely understand! My son is 15, made one call to DMV to find out what documents we needed for him to take his permit test. Collected the documents, went to the DMV, got our line ticket, waited over an hour, get called to the lady at the desk, lady says “sir you don’t have what you need”. I say “I just called last week and this is exactly what I was told I needed” so she hands me a paper with instructions on it for exactly what to bring back. We go away, collect all the documents as per the instructions. I call back again to verify we have what we need. Go back today, except today we wait three hours, get called to the lady at the desk, “sir you don’t have what you need”. I said I have everything that the written instructions you gave me say that I need. Lady says well the instructions don’t tell you everything.

For a 15 yr old kid to take a written drivers test the following is required and they only provide you with partial written instructions on what you are required to bring.

- Notarized permit application (absolutely nowhere did the instructions say the application had to be notarized, the lady actually looked at the application on the first visit and never mentioned it had to be notarized)
- Notarized school attendance form (only valid for 30 days after notary stamp, that’s what she screwed us with today. Form was 41 days old today, instructions did say that all documents had to be less than 60 days old)
- Original Social Security card
- Original birth certificate
- Two independent proofs of residence

I haven’t been that pissed in a long long time.

 

[Bender]

Absolutely understand! My son is 15, made one call to DMV to find out what documents we needed for him to take his permit test. Collected the documents, went to the DMV, got our line ticket, waited over an hour, get called to the lady at the desk, lady says “sir you don’t have what you need”. I say “I just called last week and this is exactly what I was told I needed” so she hands me a paper with instructions on it for exactly what to bring back. We go away, collect all the documents as per the instructions. I call back again to verify we have what we need. Go back today, except today we wait three hours, get called to the lady at the desk, “sir you don’t have what you need”. I said I have everything that the written instructions you gave me say that I need. Lady says well the instructions don’t tell you everything.

For a 15 yr old kid to take a written drivers test the following is required and they only provide you with partial written instructions on what you are required to bring.

- Notarized permit application (absolutely nowhere did the instructions say the application had to be notarized, the lady actually looked at the application on the first visit and never mentioned it had to be notarized)
- Notarized school attendance form (only valid for 30 days after notary stamp, that’s what she screwed us with today. Form was 41 days old today, instructions did say that all documents had to be less than 60 days old)
- Original Social Security card
- Original birth certificate
- Two independent proofs of residence

I haven’t been that pissed in a long long time.

Dude, just go to Mexico, walk back across the Rio Grande and they just hand you one.

 

[rlbreakfield]

Geez Louise dude I’m telling you, any SOB that suggests the government should take over health care should be forced to go through the DMV for every medical concern they have.

 

[Clearlight]

I'd keep the Toe rag they are a good rig . Find a VW friendly specialist like the one the parts guy mentioned, and give em your
money . Theres a Ferrari dealer in my home town who sends all the out of warranty ' problem cars " to the specialist who
races them . He has a bigger range of special tools than the dealer .....

 

[Maggot]

Absolutely understand! My son is 15, made one call to DMV to find out what documents we needed for him to take his permit test. Collected the documents, went to the DMV, got our line ticket, waited over an hour, get called to the lady at the desk, lady says “sir you don’t have what you need”. I say “I just called last week and this is exactly what I was told I needed” so she hands me a paper with instructions on it for exactly what to bring back. We go away, collect all the documents as per the instructions. I call back again to verify we have what we need. Go back today, except today we wait three hours, get called to the lady at the desk, “sir you don’t have what you need”. I said I have everything that the written instructions you gave me say that I need. Lady says well the instructions don’t tell you everything.

For a 15 yr old kid to take a written drivers test the following is required and they only provide you with partial written instructions on what you are required to bring.

- Notarized permit application (absolutely nowhere did the instructions say the application had to be notarized, the lady actually looked at the application on the first visit and never mentioned it had to be notarized)
- Notarized school attendance form (only valid for 30 days after notary stamp, that’s what she screwed us with today. Form was 41 days old today, instructions did say that all documents had to be less than 60 days old)
- Original Social Security card
- Original birth certificate
- Two independent proofs of residence

I haven’t been that pissed in a long long time.

Wehre the fuck do you live that requires all that

 

[ArmyJerry]

best lesson of the day, your kid now hates government..... 10 years of statist indoctrination undone with one visit to the DMV

Absolutely understand! My son is 15, made one call to DMV to find out what documents we needed for him to take his permit test. Collected the documents, went to the DMV, got our line ticket, waited over an hour, get called to the lady at the desk, lady says “sir you don’t have what you need”. I say “I just called last week and this is exactly what I was told I needed” so she hands me a paper with instructions on it for exactly what to bring back. We go away, collect all the documents as per the instructions. I call back again to verify we have what we need. Go back today, except today we wait three hours, get called to the lady at the desk, “sir you don’t have what you need”. I said I have everything that the written instructions you gave me say that I need. Lady says well the instructions don’t tell you everything.

For a 15 yr old kid to take a written drivers test the following is required and they only provide you with partial written instructions on what you are required to bring.

- Notarized permit application (absolutely nowhere did the instructions say the application had to be notarized, the lady actually looked at the application on the first visit and never mentioned it had to be notarized)
- Notarized school attendance form (only valid for 30 days after notary stamp, that’s what she screwed us with today. Form was 41 days old today, instructions did say that all documents had to be less than 60 days old)
- Original Social Security card
- Original birth certificate
- Two independent proofs of residence

I haven’t been that pissed in a long long time.

 

[Deleted member 10043]

What have would of been funny if nobody replied to this thread. We're losing our finesse.

 

[ArmyJerry]

hehehhheheh

What have would of been funny if nobody replied to this thread. We're losing our finesse.

 

[Bender]

What have would of been funny if nobody replied to this thread. We're losing our finesse.

 

[Greg Langelius *]

Frank, you' re just seeing the other side of the same 'Luck" coin. It's also inevitable that such crap always shows up in bunches.

I try (and sometimes succeed) at taking an even strain; figuring that it all evens out in the long run.

For example, about a half dozen nutjobs have tried really hard to fuck me up permanently over my lifetime.

Oddly enough, they're all dead and I'm (so far)..., not...

I never lifted a finger, I never had to.

Ain't Karma a Bitch?

...And apparently, it's my Bitch, too...

Let it be...

Greg

 

[rlbreakfield]

Wehre the fuck do you live that requires all that

Mississippi

 

[rlbreakfield]

best lesson of the day, your kid now hates government..... 10 years of statist indoctrination undone with one visit to the DMV

Yeah we were headed home and he asked me “dad why are those people like that?” He was NOT happy.

 

[Maggot]

Mississippi

No shit? I thought Austin Texas was bad where you had to go to 3 different buildings. One for the license, one for the registration, and one for the title. Here in Va its pretty easy. Take your birth certificate, (maybe one other form of ID, I dont remember) and proof of residence. It can be a bit of a wait so I usually go to a small town and get it done easily.

 

[Bender]

Wyoming sucks. 37 different forms. 16 different buildings to visit and a stool sample.

Stay outta this state.

 

[Gunfighter14e2]

Wyoming sucks. 37 different forms. 16 different buildings to visit and a stool sample.

Stay outta this state.

Bama is worst, you need a permission slip from your sister, first & second cousins (both sex) notarized, saying you were never caught.

 

[RedRyder]

I don't know Frank, if I were you I'd be real worried about that whole dealership not wanting to do your brakes thing. Man, that is just unheard of. You may be slipping into and out of some other reality. Some other stream of consciousness or something. Have you noticed your shooting going to shit? Oh THAT would be bad. Very bad. Better keep an eye on that Frank.

 

[j-huskey]

What was that green leafy matter u were smoking again ?
Izzat what happens when guncleaner gets mixed in your smoke ?

Following RedRyders line....

 

[Rthur]

Mississippi

Imagine if they were that stringent on voting...
What chaps my ass:
"Driving is a privilage" line of horse shit.
Driver pays for the following:
Car/truck
insurance
maintenance

Tax part:
Roads
maintenance
People who patrol said roads/highways
DMV satanists
Electricy to run lights/stop lights/traffic cams/tolls

Seeing a pattern here?

R

 

[Switchblade]

Wait, you carry concealed and the object is to be invisible, to blend in. Simple solution, stop blending in, stop wearing invisible clothes
You need to wear something people will notice, but not be too agitated by.
This should be very visible and draw attention

Just grab the shirt and a pair of Silkies, and I promise you will not be invisible!

Mama San's

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