What up Homo's! I am back (with pictures)

[Red Ryder]

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Genius. Iconoclast. Bohemian. Dangerous.

 

[EricCartmann]

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Worked on my "Dedicated" 45ACP reload set up.

 

[KIDGLOCK]

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Too much Tupperware storage, not enough ammo can's = fucking gayness, not to mention the homo stripe on the hat.......

 

[EricCartmann]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: KIDGLOCK</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Too much Tupperware storage, not enough ammo can's = fucking gayness, not to mention the homo stripe on the hat....... </div></div>

I can understand hating tupperware, but why hate Rainbows? The University of Hawaii mascots are called "Rainbow Warriors". You don't like Hawaii?

 

[padronanniversary]

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Now that is creative genius !

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body">14) Darth Cartmann

Here is me (Darth Cartmann) inspecting .50 Cal rounds to make sure they are worthy of serving with my Barret M99A1.

No Paint (FMJ Ball) - Regular Troopers
Black Tip (Armor Piercing) - Squad Leaders
Silver Tip (750 gr AMAX) - Platoon Leaders
Red/Gray tip (API - Tracer) - Company Commander
Gray Tip (Amor Piercing Incendiary) - Officer Staff Personal

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[Clark]

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33 seconds of character development when Eric was banned from earth.

 

[EricCartmann]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Clark</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DxXQPs9bdLg"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DxXQPs9bdLg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>

33 seconds of character development when Eric was banned from earth. </div></div>

LOL! I know a lot of the "Operators" on Snipershide think Cartmann will be going to Hell!

 

[Maggot]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Clark</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DxXQPs9bdLg"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DxXQPs9bdLg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>

33 seconds of character development when Eric was banned from earth. </div></div>

LOL! I know a lot of the "Operators" on Snipershide think Cartmann will be going to Hell! </div></div>

There is no heaven, there is no hell. There is only what you create for yourself.

Think about it.

 

[EricCartmann]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Clark</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DxXQPs9bdLg"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DxXQPs9bdLg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>

33 seconds of character development when Eric was banned from earth. </div></div>

LOL! I know a lot of the "Operators" on Snipershide think Cartmann will be going to Hell! </div></div>

There is no heaven, there is no hell. There is only what you create for yourself.

Think about it. </div></div>

Cartmann agrees, he does not think there is a heaven or hell either. So are you saying the "Operators" think Cartmann is going heaven or hell?

 

[Maggot]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Clark</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> <object width="425" height="350"> <param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/DxXQPs9bdLg"></param> <param name="wmode" value="transparent"></param> <embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/DxXQPs9bdLg" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="350"> </embed></object>

33 seconds of character development when Eric was banned from earth. </div></div>

LOL! I know a lot of the "Operators" on Snipershide think Cartmann will be going to Hell! </div></div>

There is no heaven, there is no hell. There is only what you create for yourself.

Think about it. </div></div>

Cartmann agrees, he does not think there is a heaven or hell either. So are you saying the "Operators" think Cartmann is going heaven or hell? </div></div>

Im not saying anything. I dot give a fuck what the "operators" think. Cartman is cool in my book. Very Strange

, but cool

.

 

[EricCartmann]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Im not saying anything. I dot give a fuck what the "operators" think. Cartman is cool in my book. Very Strange

, but cool

.
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Awesome! So that means you will be Cartmann's friend then? I guess that means you like "Retards" now?

Glad to be your friend!

 

[Maggot]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Im not saying anything. I dot give a fuck what the "operators" think. Cartman is cool in my book. Very Strange

, but cool

.
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Awesome! So that means you will be Cartmann's friend then? I guess that means you like "Retards" now?

Glad to be your friend! </div></div>

We'll di fine as long as you dont ask me to punch you in the face as hard as I can. Thats Shanksters job.

Wouldnt want him getting jealous.

 

[EricCartmann]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
Im not saying anything. I dot give a fuck what the "operators" think. Cartman is cool in my book. Very Strange

, but cool

.
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Awesome! So that means you will be Cartmann's friend then? I guess that means you like "Retards" now?

Glad to be your friend! </div></div>

We'll di fine as long as you dont ask me to punch you in the face as hard as I can. Thats Shanksters job.

Wouldnt want him getting jealous. </div></div>

Hope he hits soft. My face is really too pretty to mess up. BTW, I ran into the operators in the desert this weekend. I wanted to join them but they told Cartmann he was not invited =(

 

[Clark]

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My son's girl friend is a liberal.
I told her my hero is Eric Cartman, and I aspire to be like him.
She looked horrified.
It was easier than some complicated argument with her about Ayn Rand.

 

[EricCartmann]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Clark</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My son's girl friend is a liberal.
I told her my hero is Eric Cartman, and I aspire to be like him.
She looked horrified.
It was easier than some complicated argument with her about Ayn Rand. </div></div>

well Eric Cartman is pretty awesome. Ericc Cartmann looks up to Eric Cartman. BTW: the meeting the Operators in the desert is a true story. I really did run into them, and these guys know who they are.. but they told me Cartmann is not invited

 

[Cubed333]

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That is a BOSS post, loved it, thanks for taking the time to share it. Yeah people might not like it, but come on, that is pretty creative and you have to give kudos where its due

 

[Maggot]

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Well, EC, I think youve nearly perfected the art of still photos and now its time to take it to the next level, a video short film. Let me suggest as a plot:

<span style="font-weight: bold"> <span style="text-decoration: underline"> HIDEAGEDDON</span> </span> The story of the epic battle between Lowlight and the forces of good against the evil CKA and the forces of darkness. It seems perfectly suited to your talents. You could employ Shankster, creator of the <span style="text-decoration: underline">The Fall of the Hide </span> as director.

May the Force be with you.

 

[168BTHPM]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Clark</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My son's girl friend is a liberal.
I told her my hero is Eric Cartman, and I aspire to be like him.
She looked horrified.
It was easier than some complicated argument with her about Ayn Rand. </div></div>

well Eric Cartman is pretty awesome. Ericc Cartmann looks up to Eric Cartman. BTW: the meeting the Operators in the desert is a true story. I really did run into them, and these guys know who they are.. but they told me Cartmann is not invited

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Cartmann, don't feel bad, being an "operator" sounds cool but not everyone has what it takes.

 

[EricCartmann]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 168BTHPM</div><div class="ubbcode-body">

Cartmann, don't feel bad, being an "operator" sounds cool but not everyone has what it takes.

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Thanks, but I want to be cool. Shooting prone is not really cool. Going to matches, shooting offhand and playing make believe (like PS3) is what's really cool.

 

[EricCartmann]

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Operators are cool!

 

[168BTHPM]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Operators are cool! </div></div>

These guys will teach you to be an Operator. They give out certificates so you can prove to the other operators you are legit, they even offer Heavy Operator training.

 

[daybreak1199]

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I think this is more his speed

He is a Delta operator right????

undercover??

 

[EricCartmann]

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The mods were right, I use the "C" word way too much and it's pretty offensive. Did some deep reflection and took some mirror cell phone pics.

Which one should I use for my profile pic?

 

[Chabrone]

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Number 1. You will never be an operator without shades on.

 

[EricCartmann]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Chabrone</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Number 1. You will never be an operator without shades on. </div></div>

Thanks. Can I say the "O" word? I got banned for saying the "C" word. I am still learning around here. I want to be accepted. Can I say the "A" word? "accepted"???

 

[SturmHead]

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Yeah, I'd have to say No. 1 too; it's the shades that do it.
What "C" word are you talking about?

 

[EricCartmann]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: SturmHead</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Yeah, I'd have to say No. 1 too; it's the shades that do it.
What "C" word are you talking about? </div></div>

I can't say it but it rhymes with "Cool Kids"

 

[G-31]

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It looks like your mom and I live pretty close to each other?

 

[EricCartmann]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: G-31</div><div class="ubbcode-body">It looks like your mom and I live pretty close to each other? </div></div>

Where do you live? My mom's basement is in the Vegas area, an area filled with "Operators" and "Kool Kids".

 

[G-31]

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The mountains in some of your pics run through western Colorado. They look the exact same.

 

[EricCartmann]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: G-31</div><div class="ubbcode-body">The mountains in some of your pics run through western Colorado. They look the exact same. </div></div>

Oh I see you are in GJ! Vegas to GJ is one of the best drives in the world. Nothing like it!

 

[G-31]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Oh I see you are in GJ! Vegas to GJ is one of the best drives in the world. Nothing like it! </div></div>

I am unamused by your sarcasm.

 

[EricCartmann]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: G-31</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Oh I see you are in GJ! Vegas to GJ is one of the best drives in the world. Nothing like it! </div></div>

I am unamused by your sarcasm. </div></div>

yeah i can understand your skeptism... however I was being 100% real. those who never done that drive has no clue

 

[EricCartmann]

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in addition, I have never met more "Operators" than in the Vegas area. I swear, all these guys are born "Operators", at least that is what I have learned by talking to all of them.

 

[G-31]

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I was just joking, I've only made the drive twice but I'm aware there's nothing to see in between.

 

[texastonk]

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Have you played in any more Vietnam War reenactments lately?

 

[Dreadin]

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What years did you race?

 

[EricCartmann]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Dreadin</div><div class="ubbcode-body">What years did you race? </div></div>

2002, 2003, and 2004.

 

[EricCartmann]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: teal28</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Have you played in any more Vietnam War reenactments lately? </div></div>

not lately

 

[Maggot]

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S'up, homo.

 

[EricCartmann]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">S'up, homo. </div></div>

Howdy my fellow Homo. As Homo-Sapiens, we are the highest order of life forms here on earth.

 

[EricCartmann]

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Within the Homo community, you have the Operators and Cool Kids, now those guys are at the top!

 

[Maggot]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: maggot</div><div class="ubbcode-body">S'up, homo. </div></div>

Howdy my fellow Homo. As Homo-Sapiens, we are the highest order of life forms here on earth. </div></div>

Somehow that statement is disturbing. Or mabey the higher orders are smart enough to avoid us.

 

[fdkay]

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Cartman,
You racist bastard. I see you have excluded Token from all of your exploits.

 

[Sapper524]

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Alamo pic .... WIN

 

[EricCartmann]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: fdkay</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Cartman,
You racist bastard. I see you have excluded Token from all of your exploits.
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Anyone who has a full set of Southpark Dolls is pretty disturbed. That is why I only have 4.

 

[Ledzep]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body">
14) Darth Cartmann

Here is me (Darth Cartmann) inspecting .50 Cal rounds to make sure they are worthy of serving with my Barret M99A1.

No Paint (FMJ Ball) - Regular Troopers
Black Tip (Armor Piercing) - Squad Leaders
Silver Tip (750 gr AMAX) - Platoon Leaders
Red/Gray tip (API - Tracer) - Company Commander
Gray Tip (Amor Piercing Incendiary) - Officer Staff Personal

</div></div>

That's pretty good.

 

[EricCartmann]

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I am not in this pic, but here is a Cartmann History Lesson for today.

Cartmann History Lesson for today: The Cannae Formation.

The Cannae Tactic, The Battle of Cannae, which was fought in 216 BC between the Carthaginians under Hannibal and the Romans. Hannibal's tactical innovation was to place his greenest (least experienced) troops in the center and his veterans and most experienced troops on the flanks. The center of Hannibal's troops advanced to engage the Roman army, then withdrew as if in retreat. The Romans pursued them, thinking the battle was a rout, but then the veterans on the flanks surrounded them. The Roman army was completely annihilated, losing some 60,000 to 70,000 men.

 

[Maggot]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: EricCartmann</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I am not in this pic, but here is a Cartmann History Lesson for today.

Cartmann History Lesson for today: The Cannae Formation.

The Cannae Tactic, The Battle of Cannae, which was fought in 216 BC between the Carthaginians under Hannibal and the Romans. Hannibal's tactical innovation was to place his greenest (least experienced) troops in the center and his veterans and most experienced troops on the flanks. The center of Hannibal's troops advanced to engage the Roman army, then withdrew as if in retreat. The Romans pursued them, thinking the battle was a rout, but then the veterans on the flanks surrounded them. The Roman army was completely annihilated, losing some 60,000 to 70,000 men.

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Thank you Cartmiester. I feel so enriched by that knowledge and it will serve so well the next time Im facing 1000's or Roman Legionaires.