What would be youre opening line to an alien (not wetbacks)

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

You need to get down to the DMV and get that thing registered and get a plate on it before the cops see it.

 

[Advokaten]

You- again? Really is the intergalatic GPS broken, please no littering, loitering and last but not least, no tricky stuff.

Abductions? I have a list of good candidates. /C

 

[pineoak]

Are those space pants you're wearing?

Cause your butt is "Outta this world!"

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Kind of short for an alien invader, Doc!

 

[Expert684]

When you leaving? Got a empty seat for me and a few guns?

 

[fdkay]

Depends, is it an alien that looks like this:

or this:

 

[GreenGO Juan]

IDK the Aliens alien doesn't appear it would have a gag reflex...just watch out for those teeth.

If you are looking for intelligent life, wrong solar system. You need to travel about another 20 light years that way.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

"I know the way to Tenochtitlan. Don't fall for Montezuma's false promises, he is only after your armor and weapons and horses. I am armed and provisioned and ready to march, and so are my companions, and we will teach you how to live off this land too."

 

[sirhrmechanic]

 

[mvphilly]

There is no intelligent life here so dont waste your time.

 

[brianf]

Depends, is it an alien that looks like this:

or this:

theyll both take your happiness and life, one just does it slower

 

[Cardboard55]

I would teach the space alien incorrect and inappropriate words, then sit back and chuckle when it interacted with our leaders.

 

[kopcicle]

Where is this one at? [Holding up and pointing to this picture]

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Susan Oliver - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

A good read

 

[Guyanaman1963]

Susan Oliver - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

A good read

That was a good read! Thanks!
M.

 

[BytorJr]

Please give me the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator.

 

[Maser]

Let's see your dance moves!

 

[Mr.BR]