What's the most horrifying two-animal hybrid you can think of?

[Cardboard55]

Any two in the animal kingdom. Sizes can be adjusted within reason, i.e. a blue-whale/piranha hybrid is ok. Zeppelin-size bald face hornets, though disturbing, are probably pushing it. An alligator size house centipede is good to go, even with Joy Behar's head. Rabbit-scorpions, fine. Black-widow vampire bats? No problemo.

So then, two picks, any two critters, mashed up in the most terrifying nightmare-inducing, abominable combinations, whatcha got?

 

[Maggot]

Kamalaosi

 

[acudaowner]

fungus eating the mind of it's host all while keeping that host alive almost as scarry as my doctor she is drop dead pretty but I am a almost drop dead unhealthy and while I am totally positive she is trying to help push me over the edge of a cliff and kill me she likes to rub her patients shoulders to help them feel more comfortable Which makes trying to kill them well ok . So while the fungus is scary she or should I say all my doctors are just that much more frighting for almost the same reasons .

 

[Ranchhand]

Man-bear-pig

 

[Cardboard55]

Homicidal fungus doctor vs. the Democrat centipede... off to an uncertain, yet troubling and disquieting start

 

[Bullfrog08]

A Bend-geon. It flys around town, with a life size penis hanging from its butthole.

 

[Namekagon]

A Donkeyphant.

 

[Aussieusa]

An Australian Drop Bear. The most aggressive Koala hybrid to ever roam this earth.

 

[theLBC]

 

[Dildobaggins]

Just a straight up hippo dude. But I'm gonna go with hippo mixed with orca. It's called a hiporca. If something attacks from the sky. You swim under water. If you have a land threat, you have the power, strength and size to pretty much do whatever you want.

 

[ManUtdManiac]

I’m gonna go with an incarcerated Bender and whatever poor fresh meat’s butt he airlocks with so tight that he creates a single organism out of the two of ‘em.

 

[232593]

Camel spider shark

 

[n2ishun]

Gasoline
Electricity

 

[JbBooks]

A chihuahua-squirrel, a fucking squirhuahua! Speed, agility and just mad at the world, yeah fuck that thing!

 

[TxWelder35]

Mountain lion crossed with an Ant. We would all be extinct In a week.

 

[stello1001]

Japanese spider crab

With

Star nosed mole

 

[Two36]

Collasal squid, funnel web spider

 

[Clob McStrunk]

Supreme Court Justice Hillary

 

[BuildingConceptsllc]

The "Liberal/Dem - 2A supporter ". More dangerous than them all

 

[TheGerman]

Some sort of flying centipede.

Fuck all of that.

 

[mick243]

irukandji jellyfish with any small flying gnat/mosquito

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Whatever miscgenated, semi-autistic little inbred spawn they produce…

 

[EddieNFL]

In theory: Tasmanian Devil-Wolverine. Referred to as Tasrine.

Actually exists: Rattlesnake-Weasel. Referred to as Politician.

 

[matthias]

Whatever this is

 

[Hobo Hilton]

Dog - Cat

The end of man's best friend.

 

[Jscb1b]

Repocrat.

 

[SanPatHogger]

Monkey Human

This may already exist.....

 

[Docsherm]

Trailer Park Meth-head + Antifa/ Climate activist = SOOO Much fuckery

 

[Animal357]

Demo and crat

 

[iceng]

Hippo-porcupine,

That or basically any Australian animal, crossed with another Australian animal. Fuk that, I need off this island.

 

[Bender]

Your mom

 

[JimTN]

Repocrat.

Already exists.

 

[JimTN]

Orca and piranha mix would not be good for anything.

 

[Wyfox]

Horse fly/Brown Recluse, I wouldn't fucking go outside

 

[Cardboard55]

Jack Russell Narwhal

 

[Sirshredalot]

Horse fly/Brown Recluse, I wouldn't fucking go outside

This one wins.
Maybe junebug/funnel web...it would fly directly into your face, multiple times, while being much more aggressive than the recluse, and more deadly.

 

[Spring1A]

Bull moose Polar bear.

 

[The D]

This

That’s the size of this

 

[RTH1800]

Al Gore X Nancy Pelosi

 

[BCP]

Man-bear-pig

 

[mvphilly]

The 13% and anything.

 

[TheBigCountry]

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[232593]

Jack Russell Narwhal

Or just a pit bull/ Rottweiler sized Jack Russell would be pretty bad by itself.

 

[BCP]

The 13% and anything.

Popeye's Chicken is serious business:

 

[BCP]

Or just a pit bull/ Rottweiler sized Jack Russell would be pretty bad by itself.

I vote for this abomination:

 

[232593]

Demo and crat

Isn’t that the same as a cockroach?

 

[232593]

I vote for this abomination:

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Holy shit WTF is that?
A DachsPit?

 

[232593]

Howler Monkey + Camel Spider. Each by themselves equal a bad day.

 

[SanPatHogger]

Holy shit WTF is that?
A DachsPit?

This is not directed at you. I've just seen it before and it's super funny.

The other one I've seen says "Just like your mouth"