Maggie’s When you get caught spending money on reloading.

[ThreeBravo]

So my financial planner (aka Kitchen 6, aka Laundry actual, aka if she reads this I'm dead) came downstairs this morning and asked, "whats powder valley and midsouthshootersupply?" I know the answer of course and defending is pointless because I failed to plan and made zero preparations, so I delay with "whats what?" as I slowly make my way for the garage door. No use, she anticipated my withdraw plan and her skillful placement of laundry baskets in front of the door had me fixed. With my withdraw route blocked I had no choice but to fight my way out. Her attack was well planned and rehearsed, I stood no chance. It was a fierce battle and apparently, "I had to, they never have it in stock!" is not a good answer to "do you think we should be spending money on that right now". In the end I was defeated and am now on 14 days EPD and restriction. Moral of the story is you can't return powder/primers and its better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission .

 

[1moaoff]

So my financial planner (aka Kitchen 6, aka Laundry actual, aka if she reads this I'm dead) came downstairs this morning and asked, "whats powder valley and midsouthshootersupply?" I know the answer of course and defending is pointless because I failed to plan and made zero preparations, so I delay with "whats what?" as I slowly make my way for the garage door. No use, she anticipated my withdraw plan and her skillful placement of laundry baskets in front of the door had me fixed. With my withdraw route blocked I had no choice but to fight my way out. Her attack was well planned and rehearsed, I stood no chance. It was a fierce battle and apparently, "I had to, they never have it in stock!" is not a good answer to "do you think we should be spending money on that right now". In the end I was defeated and am now on 14 days EPD and restriction. Moral of the story is you can't return powder/primers and its better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission .

That sucks...... for you!!! Not for me. Your woman your problem! My wife doesnt bat an eye when I bring 20 boxes or a pallet or anything home....?

 

[2aBaC̶a̶]

Gotta be more covert than that.

Prepaid visa cards.

 

[deerhunter70]

Bummer dude.

 

[P-Squared]

Pay attention to her shoes.

When she questions your reloading extravagance, just comment on how cute one of her new pairs of shoes look and ask 'when did you get these?'

Just to be clear, my dishwasher has over 450 pairs of shoes. I'm serious, and I kid you not.

10 minutes ago, I was looking at an email from one of my suppliers. The had mini mills and mini lathes on sale. Being a smart alack, she says 'we need one of these. I replied we already have one, but ours is bigger.

She just left to go shopping, I'm going to go pull inventory in her closet.

 

[ThreeBravo]

Pay attention to her shoes.

When she questions your reloading extravagance, just comment on how cute one of her new pairs of shoes look and ask 'when did you get these?'

Just to be clear, my dishwasher has over 450 pairs of shoes. I'm serious, and I kid you not.

10 minutes ago, I was looking at an email from one of my suppliers. The had mini mills and mini lathes on sale. Being a smart alack, she says 'we need one of these. I replied we already have one, but ours is bigger.

She just left to go shopping, I'm going to go pull inventory in her closet.

Damn thats a lot of shoes!

 

[stello1001]

EPD???

Extremely pussy deficient?

 

[ThreeBravo]

EPD???

Extremely pussy deficient?

Hahaha, it's extra punitive duties, but that works too!

 

[stello1001]

Hahaha, it's extra punitive duties, but that works too!

Haha I had no idea what it meant and started brainstorming possible meanings. It seemed to make a lot of sense given the circumstances...

Sorry to hear buddy, maybe next time you'll have to be extra sneaky!

 

[EddieNFL]

As long as I cover my share of the CC bill every month, she could care less what the statement says...as long as it's not Sammy's on the Island.

 

[1moaoff]

We dont even share credit cards.

 

[W54/XM-388]

One would hope your marriage could be stable enough that you both understand the other has hobbies that cost money and both trust the other to spend wisely on them and both discuss how much family income is available for expenses.

 

[Soulezoo]

My wife and I have a great arrangement. First, she makes quite a bit more $$ than I do. (Principal Engineer and Office Chief) Second, our finances are in no way intertwined except for the house. We split up the bills. She pays hers and I pay mine. After that, neither of us question the other on what we purchased. So my PVS30 is unquestioned. When my new Katana showed at the door, she lifted an eyebrow like "what do you need that for?" But said nothing.

She's the best wife ever in my book and I didn't even get to her better qualities.

 

[458win]

My dog never cares what shows up or what I buy. Life is pretty easy.

 

[Soulezoo]

My dog never cares what shows up or what I buy. Life is pretty easy.

That "I just pumped the cat" look on your face is no way to go through life son.

 

[Alabusa]

Not long ago, the wife was out and near my local reloading dealer. I asked her to pick up a couple pounds of powder if they had a certain lot#. She bought 9lbs, all they had of that lot#. Her excuse was I would need it sooner or later. I love my wife!

 

[kl3309]

Learn how to fake a heart attack, may work 2-3 times before she calls you on it and then you'll just have to have a real one to keep it going.

 

[lash]

Not the same, but due to the recent crap going on, my wife and I both are currently “furloughed”. Her, earlier in March and myself just this past Friday. Wouldn’t you know that a shipment of powder and primers that had been pending for weeks showed up Friday afternoon. Not that it was an issue, but the timing kind of highlighted the situation.

On the plus side, I’m good for a while, so I can just load and shoot without concern for new expenses.

 

[Geno C.]

I guess I don’t understand a guy needing permission to buy something. As long as your bills are paid who cares?! If you need to ask momma for permission, you might be the submissive one. That, or she knows you’re not smart enough to handle money...?‍

 

[1moaoff]

I guess I don’t understand a guy needing permission to buy something. As long as your bills are paid who cares?! If you need to ask momma for permission, you might be the submissive one. That, or she knows you’re not smart enough to handle money...?‍

Exactly!!!!!

 

[Spblademaker]

So my financial planner (aka Kitchen 6, aka Laundry actual, aka if she reads this I'm dead) came downstairs this morning and asked, "whats powder valley and midsouthshootersupply?" I know the answer of course and defending is pointless because I failed to plan and made zero preparations, so I delay with "whats what?" as I slowly make my way for the garage door. No use, she anticipated my withdraw plan and her skillful placement of laundry baskets in front of the door had me fixed. With my withdraw route blocked I had no choice but to fight my way out. Her attack was well planned and rehearsed, I stood no chance. It was a fierce battle and apparently, "I had to, they never have it in stock!" is not a good answer to "do you think we should be spending money on that right now". In the end I was defeated and am now on 14 days EPD and restriction. Moral of the story is you can't return powder/primers and its better to beg for forgiveness than ask for permission .

 

[Dewey7271]

I guess I don’t understand a guy needing permission to buy something. As long as your bills are paid who cares?! If you need to ask momma for permission, you might be the submissive one. That, or she knows you’re not smart enough to handle money...?‍

Yep. Ditto.
cant quite grasp the cowering.
i mean do you like take your pecker off when you come in and hang it with a magnet on the fridge? Geez. I can see it.
”Honey, am I allowed to take my pecker tonight? All the other guys will have theirs.”

 

[ThreeBravo]

Yep. Ditto.
cant quite grasp the cowering.
i mean do you like take your pecker off when you come in and hang it with a magnet on the fridge? Geez. I can see it.
”Honey, am I allowed to take my pecker tonight? All the other guys will have theirs.”

Wait, I'm supposed to bring it to work with me? And no it's not a magnet it's a chip clip.

 

[458win]

That "I just pumped the cat" look on your face is no way to go through life son.

Perhaps you were lucky and found a good one, they do exist occasionally. I frankly no longer give a fuck or wish to put up with any sort of bullshit from a woman. Asking for permission or begging for forgiveness is no way to go through life either son.

 

[clcustom1911]

Get caught? Negative. My other half knows I do what I do and doesn't give me shit. Sounds like someone needs to re-evaluate some shit in their life.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Pay attention to her shoes.

When she questions your reloading extravagance, just comment on how cute one of her new pairs of shoes look and ask 'when did you get these?'

Just to be clear, my dishwasher has over 450 pairs of shoes. I'm serious, and I kid you not.

10 minutes ago, I was looking at an email from one of my suppliers. The had mini mills and mini lathes on sale. Being a smart alack, she says 'we need one of these. I replied we already have one, but ours is bigger.

She just left to go shopping, I'm going to go pull inventory in her closet.

Now that's some funny shit........

Ever had an FN FAL break through a suspended ceiling tile and fall 8 feet to the floor when then whole fam damily was sitting around the electronic campfire and have to try and explain that ?

I didn't even bother to try. I was laughing so hard they thought they were going to have to call 911..........

 

[Spicerack]

Helps when you got one that supports your habits; i.e., yesterday I found a good deal on scopes and she suggested I buy two instead of the one I planned for. Couldn't argue that point.

 

[Soulezoo]

Now that's some funny shit........

Ever had an FN FAL break through a suspended ceiling tile and fall 8 feet to the floor when then whole fam damily was sitting around the electronic campfire and have to try and explain that ?

I didn't even bother to try. I was laughing so hard they thought they were going to call 911..........

No, I cannot say that anything remotely close to that has happened to me.

Unless you count the midget twin sisters hiding nekkid in the ceiling when my ex came home early from swing shift one night.

 

[Threadcutter308]

No, I cannot say that anything remotely close to that has happened to me.

Unless you count the midget twin sisters hiding nekkid in the ceiling when my ex came home early from swing shift one night.

I acquiesce......you got me beat. But, this is a gun forum, not a nekkid mijit wimmin' forum..........

 

[goosed]

I have the exact opposite problem... Not one, but multiple packages show up last week from Powder Valley. So I open it all up and see 9mm components...
So I'm thinking WTF! I didn't order any of this so I start checking the credit card to see if there are any charges and the following conversation takes place:

Her: walks in the room and sees the packages "Sweet! Are those my packages?".

Me: "Uhh... what?" "you don't reload?"

Her: "Yeah, but you do"

Me: ........

Her: "9mm ammo is too expensive right now and I'm almost out so I figured you can just make me more"

Me: "oh.... ? ...Do you want to learn how to reload?"

Her: "Nope, I'm happier if it just shows up as completed ammo on the 'ammo shelf'"

Me: "So you don't want to help... just here make me ammo?"

Her: "Yep, just like when you tell me to make you a sammich"

Me: "Touche... ...well played"

 

[Threadcutter308]

I have the exact opposite problem... Not one, but multiple packages show up last week from Powder Valley. So I open it all up and see 9mm components...
So I'm thinking WTF! I didn't order any of this so I start checking the credit card to see if there are any charges and the following conversation takes place:

Her: walks in the room and sees the packages "Sweet! Are those my packages?".

Me: "Uhh... what?" "you don't reload?"

Her: "Yeah, but you do"

Me: ........

Her: "9mm ammo is too expensive right now and I'm almost out so I figured you can just make me more"

Me: "oh.... ? ...Do you want to learn how to reload?"

Her: "Nope, I'm happier if it just shows up as completed ammo on the 'ammo shelf'"

Me: "So you don't want to help... just here make me ammo?"

Her: "Yep, just like when you tell me to make you a sammich"

Me: "Touche... ...well played"

Gawd
fuk
u
........

 

[goosed]

Gawd
fuk
u
........

Yeah, life's rough sometimes...

 

[EN2722]

Pay attention to her shoes.

When she questions your reloading extravagance, just comment on how cute one of her new pairs of shoes look and ask 'when did you get these?'

Just to be clear, my dishwasher has over 450 pairs of shoes. I'm serious, and I kid you not.

10 minutes ago, I was looking at an email from one of my suppliers. The had mini mills and mini lathes on sale. Being a smart alack, she says 'we need one of these. I replied we already have one, but ours is bigger.

She just left to go shopping, I'm going to go pull inventory in her closet.

Dudes, listen up...that’s some solid marriage advice...

 

[EN2722]

We can play keyboard warrior vs keyboard warrior and who’s got the bigger dick. At the end of the day, if your boyfriend don’t care what you spend, good for you.

Not everyone has a WIFE that cares...

 

[ThreeBravo]

Gotta be more covert than that.

Prepaid visa cards.

Learning has occurred.

 

[EN2722]

Learning has occurred.

Intrigued....how does one pay for said prepaid Visa cards?

Asking for a friend.

 

[Geno C.]

We can play keyboard warrior vs keyboard warrior and who’s got the bigger dick. At the end of the day, if your boyfriend don’t care what you spend, good for you.

Not everyone has a WIFE that cares...

What?

 

[EN2722]

What?

There was a handful of responses displaying how masculine they are within their marriages. I figured it was an opportunity to talk some shit.

 

[ThreeBravo]

For all the guys talking about how they have the perfect wife, I'm sure she is only "slightly" less fat than you. She also knows that if she says anything to you other than what you want to hear you will divorce her like your first wife, but yeah, cool stories.

 

[EN2722]

For all the guys talking about how they have the perfect wife, I'm sure she is only "slightly" less fat than you. She also knows that if she says anything to you other than what you want to hear you will divorce her like your first wife, but yeah, cool stories.

#epicasfuck

 

[Porksboy]

Intrigued....how does one pay for said prepaid Visa cards?

Asking for a friend.

One uses cash that is hoarded by geting 20-40 bucks cash back when buying groceries or what ever. This "cash" is then used to puchase pre paid cards. FYI pre paid cards dont usually work for premium porn subscriptions. Or so I hear.

 

[EN2722]

One uses cash that is hoarded by geting 20-40 bucks cash back when buying groceries or what ever. This "cash" is then used to puchase pre paid cards. FYI pre paid cards dont usually work for premium porn subscriptions. Or so I hear.

Learning has occurred...

Thank you sir ?? I’ll pass the info onto said friend.

 

[tnichols]

For all the guys talking about how they have the perfect wife, I'm sure she is only "slightly" less fat than you. She also knows that if she says anything to you other than what you want to hear you will divorce her like your first wife, but yeah, cool stories.

Calling @Geno C. This will be a fun read.

 

[ThreeBravo]

Calling @Geno C. This will be a fun read.

Post seemed like it was getting a little stale, figured I'd spice things up a bit.

 

[wh20crazy]

After last Sunday's range trip, my wife says "you may not want to shoot up all of your ammo". I told her I had that 1k round case of .45 that I bought before I started reloading. Then I bought an ammo can and loaded another 500 last week (that takes a while on dad's old single stage). Yesterday when I got home from the range she commented that I didn't stay long. I told her that only 4 guys showed up and there were only 2 of us on the rifle range. Plus I didn't touch the ammo that I loaded last week.

I think I need more ammo storage for rifle rounds.

 

[powdahound76]

@tnichols

Im no expert (of course I am) and our friend @Geno C. seems to be a bit wiser than to get in a pissin match on the internet about who has the shorter pecker.

We all know he is a fatass. And has no cool shooting stuff. And for sure not a cool old truck. And his wife is mean and nasty, they never have date night, and dont do cool stuff like shoot a match in the snow together.

As for the other stuff, best figure that out one way or another.

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

Hmmmm "slightly" less fat than me vs "has balls".......LOLOLOLOL

Sounds like as long as I keep my weight in check I am golden. Time for some miles......

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[SDBguy95]

Learning has occurred...

Thank you sir ?? I’ll pass the info onto said friend.

I think someone also mentioned prepayed visa. Low gas prices mean you can get a couple next time you stop ?

 

[Geno C.]

@tnichols i guess I must be responsible for letting the attention whore in on what it takes ?‍
@powdahound76 been a while since I’ve been in an internet dick measuring contest, but, I’m not opposed to whipping out if someone is really interested?

This is only because this place is lacking in entertainment and camaraderie. I consider myself pretty average when it comes to most things. I spend more on shooting stuff than I probably should. Not once has my wife bitched about it. We got together when we were young because I know a good thing when I see it and I’m not afraid to snatch it up without hesitation. Her family is well off and mine wasn’t. And once again, I look average, so it’s gotta be the dick that keeps her around.

Maybe it’s the insecurity of a small reproductive organ that make men stay with women that henpeck them?

Nah, I’m just fucking with you. I have a 10” tongue and breath through my ears!

 

[Anb618]

I have the exact opposite problem... Not one, but multiple packages show up last week from Powder Valley. So I open it all up and see 9mm components...
So I'm thinking WTF! I didn't order any of this so I start checking the credit card to see if there are any charges and the following conversation takes place:

Her: walks in the room and sees the packages "Sweet! Are those my packages?".

Me: "Uhh... what?" "you don't reload?"

Her: "Yeah, but you do"

Me: ........

Her: "9mm ammo is too expensive right now and I'm almost out so I figured you can just make me more"

Me: "oh.... ? ...Do you want to learn how to reload?"

Her: "Nope, I'm happier if it just shows up as completed ammo on the 'ammo shelf'"

Me: "So you don't want to help... just here make me ammo?"

Her: "Yep, just like when you tell me to make you a sammich"

Me: "Touche... ...well played"

If this exchange doesn’t justify the purchase of a decked out Dillon 1050, I don’t know what does?
I mean, it’s not like you make her hand wash all the dishes. You bought her a dishwasher.