Monkey on loose in Pennsylvania after crash on way to laboratory
Police advise people not to approach cynomolgus monkey believed to be on the loose near Danville after Friday crash
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"Who touched my monkey balls"......Somewhere there's a video of a monkey tickling another monkey's balls while it's fucking another monkey
Why would the police waste their time (a public resourse) to locate the private property of a private company? Do Pennsylvania farmers get help from the police when their cows get out?
I've heard monkey is good eating. At least that's what my stepdad told me from when he was fighting in KoreaThere are Snow Monkeys loose down in Dilley Texas. They were lab apes, about to be euthanized, and some bleeding-heart shipped them to a sanctuary. Of course that lasted about ten seconds, and they got out. They are multiplying. I don't think they are cute.
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i would think the cold snap we are having would take care of them in short order.
i am not a fan of monkeys. sometimes i watch monkey shooting videos on youtube just to make me feel better.
And we know they vote Democrat.Monkeys are not something to take for granted, even small ones.
They are strong, smart and mean beasts with incredible agility and a penchant for wanting to gouge your eyeballs out.
They are also pack animals which makes them way more dangerous.
Let us not forget this gem, monkey fistfight in PA with a State Trooper......coming soon.We bought some monkeys in trashganistan about 20 years ago. Mean little fuckers, big damn teef
You make it sound like there's something wrong with that.Somewhere there's a video of a monkey tickling another monkey's balls while it's fucking another monkey
Let us not forget this gem, monkey fistfight in PA with a State Trooper......coming soon.
Please do not tempt fate .second thought i had on this…
years ago, i made bingo cards for passing the time at a gun show. i passed them out to all the vendors. the cards had things on them like “dwarf” “crossdresser” “giant” “kid in stroller that is way too old to be in stroller” and on and on. it was the funnest gun show i ever went to. it was also hilarious when one of the venders would shout “BINGO” super loud and watching the people walking through wonder wtf.
it would be pretty fucking cool if we came up with an “event bingo” for the year. things like the thread title would be on the squares. as crazy as the world is today, the pit is the only group of people i know of that could possibly come up with shit whacky enough to make it interesting.
Probably. I was an bio. major at an uppety liberal arts college; as part of an animal behavior class we had to watch and record every behavior a small group of 4 monkeys did for 24 straight hours. There wasn't a lot of monkey on monkey action except grooming but there was a LOT of individual spanking the monkey!Somewhere there's a video of a monkey tickling another monkey's balls while it's fucking another monkey
it never took long. i had some pretty awesome shit on those cards.Man, I gotta say- vendor.freaking.bingo.-at a show….. some of the places we go, we’d have “blackout” being yelled way too soon
Get on YouTube and search for David Tubb in South Africa then watch the baboons (truly mean and dangerous fuckers) die.…i am not a fan of monkeys. sometimes i watch monkey shooting videos on youtube just to make me feel better.
Last February's cold snap didn't seem to affect their numbers, because they go back and forth to the shelter of the original site. They also huddle together, and remember they are called SNOW Monkeys, for a reason. They are spreading, they eat quail eggs and impact native vegetation. and CAN carry disease that spreads to humans. It is not a benign situation.i would think the cold snap we are having would take care of them in short order.
i am not a fan of monkeys. sometimes i watch monkey shooting videos on youtube just to make me feel better.
Please pm one if you still have em around!it never took long. i had some pretty awesome shit on those cards.
i took pictures of them once upon a time….i will see what i can dredge up….but i think the pictures were on my old phone that didnt transfer over to the new one.Please pm one if you still have em around!
I think the CLIT was involved in this.
Why are they not being dealt with?Last February's cold snap didn't seem to affect their numbers, because they go back and forth to the shelter of the original site. They also huddle together, and remember they are called SNOW Monkeys, for a reason. They are spreading, they eat quail eggs and impact native vegetation. and CAN carry disease that spreads to humans. It is not a benign situation.
what the fuck? LAST FEBRUARY? the article i read i thought was dated this last week?Last February's cold snap didn't seem to affect their numbers, because they go back and forth to the shelter of the original site. They also huddle together, and remember they are called SNOW Monkeys, for a reason. They are spreading, they eat quail eggs and impact native vegetation. and CAN carry disease that spreads to humans. It is not a benign situation.
All animals I ever work with in research labs (rats & sheep) were supposedly bred from private/contained sources (the sheep from one farm) to prevent exposure to infectious agents from miscellaneous animals in the wild that would jeopardize our experiments.
According to a CDC spokesperson, the monkeys were en route to a CDC-approved quarantine facility after landing Friday morning in New York. They are originally from Mauritius, a country in eastern Africa.
The crash happened around 3:30 p.m. Friday afternoon, that’s when the three monkeys got free in the Danville area.
Police say the driver who was transporting the monkeys was charged in the crash.
Originally, state police told us four monkeys were on the loose.
As of Saturday afternoon, some people were still worried.
“Little monkeys, we got bears, we have coyotes, we have deer, you know all the time. A little 3-pound monkey doesn’t scare me, but why are they so concerned about it is what concerns me,” said Howie Lerch, Valley Township.
Friday night Newswatch 16 spoke with Michelle Fallon of Danville, who saw the entire accident. She jumped into action; helping both drivers and the loads they were carrying.
“I walk up back on the hill and this guy tells me, ‘Oh, he’s hauling cats. I said, ‘oh.’ So I go over to look in the crate and there’s this green cloth over it. So I peel it back, I stick my finger in there and go ‘kitty, kitty.’ It pops its head up and it’s a monkey,” Fallon said.
^^^^she(Fallon)Fallon was contacted Saturday by the CDC and was told to monitor herself for any cold-like symptoms.