Who on Earth...

[Son of Dorn]

... had the bright idea of keeping BEARS in their houses and why did they think it couldn't possibly go wrong?

Bears are released into the wild and immediately turn on rescuers

Dramatic pictures capture the moment terrified spectators fled for their lives after a group of bears launched an unexpected attack on their rescuers while being released back into the wild in Iraq.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[EddieNFL]

The bear in the video I watched wanted to play. Too bad they were not really pissed.

 

[Vodoun daVinci]

Not an attack. Just bears being bears.

VooDoo

 

[Maggot]

Just looking for a picnic basket.

 

[pmclaine]

What?

 

[Son of Dorn]

Just looking for a picnic basket.

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The most questionable part of that picture is, how is the pizza still intact?

 

[whatsupdoc]

Looked like the Iraq version of running with the Bulls.

Joking aside, what ignorant assholes.

 

[EddieNFL]

Just looking for a picnic basket.

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It's a pic-a-nic basket. How embarrassing.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

6PM NEWS: "A household of six has been found brutally murdered and decapitated. Some of the family members had been torn from limb to limb and disemboweled entrails had been found creating a gory path from the yard to the basement, where a metal fenced enclosure in the underground room had been discovered broken and it's links snapped and bent. Some of the dead victims had handfuls of brown fur still clutched in their grasps. The CDC has determined the cause of death for the entire household had been COVID-19".

 

[Son of Dorn]

6PM NEWS: "A household of six has been found brutally murdered and decapitated. Some of the family members had been torn from limb to limb and disemboweled entrails had been found creating a gory path from the yard to the basement, where a metal fenced enclosure in the underground room had been discovered broken and it's links snapped and bent. Some of the dead victims had handfuls of brown fur still clutched in their grasps. The CDC has determined the cause of death for the entire household had been COVID-19".

The little-known Iraqi variant, URSID-21?

 

[TicTacTex]

The little-known Iraqi variant, URSID-21?

How many masks required to stop that one?

 

[BullGear]

WILD ANIMALS, get it.

 

[Son of Dorn]

How many masks required to stop that one?

None! URSID-21 is easily preventable by other means, such as social distancing by keeping the fuck away from bears.

 

[Rthur]

Wait, so Disney lied and they aren't like Baloo?
Who could have seen that coming?...

R

 

[Broncovan]

Need to fucking sue Disney.
They TOLD US that bears are cuddly and sweet.

 

[RGStory]

Need to fucking sue Disney.
They TOLD US that bears are cuddly and sweet.

Don't forget Coca Cola.

 

[HeavyAssault]

I mean this guy did okay......