Maggie’s Why Are Grammar and Capitalization Improtant?

[fx77]

Subject: Fw: To all you grammarians!
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> To all you retired teachers and other grammarians, feel free to pass
> this on to the under 40 year olds in your life.
> In the world of hi-tech gadgetry, I've noticed that more and more
> people who send text messages and emails have long forgotten the art
> of capitalization.
> For those of you who fall into this category, please take note of the
> following statement...
> "Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off
> a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
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> Is everybody clear on that?

 

[Sportin Wood]

Re: Why Are Grammar and Capitalization Improtant?

Spelling lessons should come before grammar. And you can't even spell important....

 

[IdahoMike]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: StanwoodSpartan</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Spelling lessons should come before grammar. And you can't even spell important....</div></div>

Owned.

 

[fx77]

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Sorry
D in typing 7th grade...

 

[Big Bo]

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Nice

 

[308club]

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The sad thing is that alot of people won't get what was said

 

[shankster..]

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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: IdahoMike</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: StanwoodSpartan</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Spelling lessons should come before grammar. And you can't even spell important....</div></div>

<span style="font-weight: bold">Owned.</span> </div></div> <span style="font-weight: bold">Totally.. LMAO!!</span>

 

[Chanonry]

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cosyoucantundertstnadafuckingwordwinaegrammerorshitespllenign

 

[Kinsman]

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I went to the tool crib to get a flat bastard file.
I told the attendant I wanted a file.
He asked what kind of file, so's I answered, "I want a six inch flat, bastard".
That's when the fight started.....

Inflection means so much.

And no, penicillin will not cure an inflection.

 

[Spazz.]

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If I'd known the difference between an antidote and an anecdote, Timmy Johnson would still be alive today. He was bitten by an eastern diamondback and I was reading him funny stories from Reader's Digest. Turns out, I should have taken him to the hospital.

 

[armorpl8chikn]

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[armorpl8chikn]

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[El Vaquero]

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I never knew there was a bastard file until I worked at an industrial store and someone asked for one. I looked at him like he was full of shit.