Why JAllens and AI’s SUCK and Remington Wins The World: Big Green Is BACK

[carbonbased]

So there I was. In the field, cold and unhappy. My Barrett sucked and someone was muzzling me. Christ.

I mean, does this like a face of a happy man?!

So I bought a J Allen.

Even came with a gee-whiz rangefinder scope.

One word: Crap



Then I found a used AIAT. So excited I peed in my pants a little. Didn’t fit right for some reason. Oh well. Brits are a small people.

Went back to my old “meh” sniper rifle…

But the length of pull, you know?



Then, in the trash bin outside my apartment I found this beauty. It’s a Remington, but I don’t care!

Just look at the fine machining of this puppy

So yeah, Big Green is back. Others might as well stop playing.

 

[Supersubes]

Whats going in this morning?

 

[spife7980]

 

[_Windrider_]

Whats going in this morning?

Its April fools. Ignore everything.

 

[silentheart]

Just saw one of the Lego rifle at my ffl shop. Almost bought one. So cute…

 

[Supersubes]

Maybe he was partying with @supercorndogs. Musta been some party.

 

[carbonbased]

^ Ignore Dillhole here. I mean, just look at him.

 

[carbonbased]

Maybe he was partying with @supercorndogs. Musta been some party.

What me and corndogs do on our own time is none of your damn bidness.

 

[Supersubes]

What me and corndogs do on our own time is none of your damn bidness.

Thats fair. Party on!

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

Just saw one of the Lego rifle at my ffl shop. Almost bought one. So cute…

It’s real?!

That’s pretty neat.

 

[carbonbased]

Thats fair. Party on!

Here’s @supercorndogs scsring the shit out me the other day, sharted.

 

[_Windrider_]

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Here’s @supercorndogs scsring the shit out me the other day, sharted.

is that scissoring or scaring?

 

[carbonbased]

is that scissoring or scaring?

Both.

Simultaneously.

 

[Darkside-Six]

I was told there would be some Berger 105’s in here???

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE 105’s??!!

 

[Supersubes]

I was told there would be some Berger 105’s in here???

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE 105’s??!!

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Hey jackhole, the line starts back there.

 

[Darkside-Six]

Hey jackhole, the line starts back there.
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Reach around?

 

[carbonbased]

This guy has some 105’s. Practically growing outta his head.

 

[Supersubes]

Reach around?

@carbonbased is your huckleberry.

 

[Darkside-Six]

Very nice!!!

 

[carbonbased]

It’s real?!

That’s pretty neat.

Doubt itself is nothing but time. Does the seed become the tree in one day?

Revealed, all will be, young Grasshopper.

 

[carbonbased]

Very nice!!!

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I know you’re in my fan club, ‘Six

 

[D̷e̷v̷i̷l̷D̷o̷c̷A̷Z̷]

Doubt itself is nothing but time. Does the seed become the tree in one day?

Revealed, all will be, young Grasshopper.

Are you some kinda redneck Yota?

 

[beenjammin]

Dang carbo! That took a lot of time to do though. Someone didnt have to work today!

 

[M4guru]

I definitely have the Remington Chinese Lego AW, and it had AI markings on the receiver. I just left the Remignton stickers off and voila...worth 6x as much and doesn't have a gay name on it.

 

[carbonbased]

I definitely have the Remington Chinese Lego AW, and it had AI markings on the receiver. I just left the Remignton stickers off and voila...worth 6x as much and doesn't have a gay name on it.

What you don’t realize is that ALL AI’s start as Remingtons. The only thing AI does is peel the R off the stock. BAM!

 

[M4guru]

Your stickers came pre-installed! I got stiffed man, mine were just on a sheet.

I do like shooting legos at my barn cat when she jumps on my workbench.

 

[silentheart]

It’s real?!

That’s pretty neat.

Amazon product ASIN B08V3N9KQG

 

[DeathBeforeDismount]

They let the autists out of a crazy bin again.

 

[carbonbased]

I hope you all had a pleasant April Fool’s Day.

If you want to purchase the fine products parodied here, please find them below:

JAllen
AIAT (sold out, no doubt because of you)
AI/REM/AT