Wife Orders Husband To Sell...

Kilmore

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a new in the box Colt 6920 M4. She had been following the local news and was convinced the hubby would go to prison once the "Gun Ban" was passed and he still owned the beast. She gave him one day to sell the evil black gun or she would pack up and go to her mothers house to live. I offered the poor bastard $1500 and he took it and thanked me for my understanding. Getting weirder every day.
 
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I'll miss you honey
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This is a true story..
My dad owned a boat business on the Texas Gulf Coast.
One of his buddies/customer's wife told him if he buys another damned boat she is leaving him.

He bought 2.
Then married a woman who loved to fish.

no BS
 
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Ummm I would have told her that I'll sell it for a sloppy BJ and she'd have to bend over. Then I'd go hide it at a buddies place LMAO.

The wife just read this and laughed and said "Yeah that is some shit you would pull"...
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You know what good for her. He's probably one of the ass fucks that doesn't even shoot guns. Now at least its in the hands of a fellow Hider who will use it.
 
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I would keep it as classy as possible and pull out one of uncle Ted's finest... "Suck on my machinegun"
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: shoot4fun</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: JSTARSZ</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I would not have married a woman that is that STUPID! </div></div>
Not married, huh?
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Funny, but not necessarily true. My long-suffering wife of almost
25 years has never complained about anything I've bought. She just
says "You earned the money, spend it on whatever you want."
Now if I started trying to collect other women......
Nah, she's too good a shot.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 0481</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I will divorce my wife before I sell or donate my guns.</div></div>

And she'll take half your guns in the divorce, lol.
 
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I find it sad that a man has that little conviction in his life. You can't even laugh about it and teach her why she seems like a nut job to you right now? Seriously though after explaining it to her she will also learn that that was the one chance. Speak ill of my toys again and you are out. Horray for prenuptial agreement!
 
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A gun can't give you an ultimatum.

Anyone else find it funny that a woman would be jealous of an inanimate object? Not like she didn't have hobbies of her own either.

Must be another one who worships Cosmo or some shit.
 
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I have been getting some WTF offers for my ar's and was going to start selling and my wife said "fuck off! Our guns are better to have than a few extra bucks. You can sell that POS SKS but the rest better be in the safe when I get home!"

5'8 125lbs blonde and blue born and raised in sweden and been writing our elected reps every single day since this shit started. Some guys just get lucky I guess =)
 
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Givens:
What do we know, that allows us to solve for what we don't.

1) She was a total Bitch, and if her daddy had hit her like he should have, she would have kept her word hole shut to begin with.
(I hold this to be self-evident, obvious to the layperson even)

2) That man has no testicles, not even one.

Solving for X

A) He should ask her if airsoft is O.K., or leave airsoft magazines around, like on her pillow etc..............then spring it on her.
B) Amass a sweet airsoft collection, go to all airsoft events (strip clubs, gun ranges, girlfriend's place.)

X) Then the M4 carbine comes back home, and looks just like all his airsoft crap + he gets time away doing WTFHWT.

Ta-Daaaa!!



 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Ultraman550</div><div class="ubbcode-body">He's probably one of the ass fucks that doesn't even shoot guns.</div></div>

I think you're right!

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Kilmore</div><div class="ubbcode-body">a new in the box Colt 6920 M4</div></div>
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Norskone</div><div class="ubbcode-body"> I have been getting some WTF offers for my ar's and was going to start selling and my wife said "fuck off! Our guns are better to have than a few extra bucks. You can sell that POS SKS but the rest better be in the safe when I get home!"

5'8 125lbs blonde and blue born and raised in sweden and been writing our elected reps every single day since this shit started. Some guys just get lucky I guess =) </div></div>
Please tell her that there are 60,000 men who love her
 
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That guy needs to keep the rifle and get a wife that isn't lead by emotional reaction. If its not one thing its something else with people that run off of emotion; the problem is the rational people have to deal with that stupidity knowing they are in the right.

This makes me want to go grab my wifes ass right now as she got me a Mk12 Mod1 and NF 2.5-10 for Christmas.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MontanaMarine</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Jeez.

In light of current events, my wife has been asking me if we have enough ammo.</div></div> I get that question asked too and I always respond the same way, you can never have enough ammo.
 
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Every time I buy a new gun, my wife has to have a new gun too. I'm thinking about divorcing her because all my firearms are pretty much custom and she doesn't go for that stock stuff, either. She is going to bankrupt me
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Temper</div><div class="ubbcode-body"><div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: 0481</div><div class="ubbcode-body">I will divorce my wife before I sell or donate my guns.</div></div>

And she'll take half your guns in the divorce, lol. </div></div>

Wife #1 tried that shit. I told her she could have them, at least half of the ones bought since we got married. She was grinning ear to ear until the other shoe dropped. All I wanted was half of all the wedding gifts (including her precious china, glassware and flatware) and jewelry. Synopsis: I got the guns, house, boat cars and furniture.
You always have to know your enemy's weak spots.
 
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My wife has stopped asking about guns years ago. I happen to be at the gun store last night when a new M&P AR showed up. I bought it at retail price, brought it home, and the wife didnt say a thing.

My wife isnt stupid enough to even suggest selling guns. If she did, i would inform her that I could find a new wife easier than you can find a new AR......
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MontanaMarine</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Jeez.

In light of current events, my wife has been asking me if we have enough ammo. </div></div>

Mine too...and if there is anything else the boys and I needed.
 
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I am building my wife an AR right now, she was jealous of mine and wanted one before they are outlawed.
That man should have been the one educating his wife about the situation in this country, and not letting the network news poison her mind against him, his rifle, and against liberty.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MontanaMarine</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Jeez.

In light of current events, my wife has been asking me if we have enough ammo. </div></div>

Me too, mines says, "we need some more guns, and make sure it is a caliber we can get lots of ammo for too"

I just smiled and said.... "Yes Dear, whatever you want honey, I'll be right back"
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: MontanaMarine</div><div class="ubbcode-body">Jeez.

In light of current events, my wife has been asking me if we have enough ammo. </div></div>

Your wife and mine must be related???
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I have to calm my wife down and tell her not to worry. I tell her she is in charge of food, I am in charge of security...we are a well organized team and have no worries in either area
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I have hinted to my wife that I could sell some of my guns with the way prices have been going and make a decent profit, she kindly told me, and you better not. Getting a Gap 10 or two TRG’s to her is a good thing. I feel sorry for this guy.
 
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Selling the Colt was definitely not the first example of "poor Life choice" this guy displayed.

Could not imagine a life under those type conditions,I am sure she had to have some good qualities.
 
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<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: Super Bee 950</div><div class="ubbcode-body">My wife isnt stupid enough to even suggest selling guns. If she did, i would inform her that I could find a new wife easier than you can find a new AR...... </div></div>

Funny how this may be true these days.
 
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My wife is a gem! When I remarked about the high prices of AR type rifles and possibly putting one on gunbroker she objected. And in a time when we could use the money - we have a big move coming up (going to Colorado) AND my daughter's wedding next summer!!
I think I got a keeper... and I'm not referring to any of my rifles!!
 
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the gf helped me put some magpul stuff on one of my ar's the other nite and the next day i get a pic of pink magpul grips and hanguards asking how much an ar cost lol she might get to stay around for awhile
 
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That sounds like a distinct failure in the mate selection process.

Now mine on the other hand was trying to get a deal on "scratch and dent" Accuracy International rifles at SHOT. (while she was playing with the AX50).

I am getting ready to pickup four commemorative stripped lowers so that I can build a basic AR for every member of my family. I already know what color my wife wants hers.
 
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My wife isn't perfect (who is
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)....but she's never once complained about how or on what I spend my money in 25 years!

If you family are fed, clothed, schooled and you have a roof over your head...not much more to worry about.

Guess the poor sod didn't do his due diligence before he popped the question.

Bet the BJ's stopped once the ring was on her finger too!

+1 on the trade her in for a new stick!!
 
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My wife leaves me alone and trusts me to spend appropriately. I spend a lot on firearms and if and when I need to sell one, I do. She's even more on board now than a few years ago and supports buying more guns and ammo. I wouldn't trade her for anything. If you don't feel that way about your wife, time to trade HER in, enough said.
 
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Sounds to me like someone must have bumped their head pretty hard.
My wife doesn't approve on my spending sometimes, but doesn't bitch or demand anything. But, she shoots with me, and inherited my Glock22 for Christmas.

Eric