Maggie’s Wish for Eternal Life

[fx77]

I met a fairy today who said she would grant me one wish.



"I want to live forever," I said.


"Sorry," said the fairy, "I'm not allowed to grant wishes like

that!"



"Fine," I said, "then I want to die after Congress gets their heads

out of their asses!"



"You crafty bastard!" said the fairy.

 

[coug]

Re: Wish for Eternal Life

funny,but how true is that...

 

[BOLTRIPPER]

Re: Wish for Eternal Life

i would rather wish they get their hands out of our pockets

 

[benchmstr]

Re: Wish for Eternal Life

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BOLTRIPPER</div><div class="ubbcode-body">i would rather wish they get their hands out of our pockets </div></div>
no you dont....your a old guy from texas...if there wasnt anything government to bitch about you would go insane lol

 

[BOLTRIPPER]

Re: Wish for Eternal Life

you too will be old.......and wiser one day

 

[benchmstr]

Re: Wish for Eternal Life

<div class="ubbcode-block"><div class="ubbcode-header">Originally Posted By: BOLTRIPPER</div><div class="ubbcode-body">you too will be old.......and wiser one day </div></div>

negative...i will die young, and leave this world the same way i entered...butt naked, covered in blood and screaming!!!

 

[rmyers2213]

Re: Wish for Eternal Life

hahaha