Woke CIA add

[Mr.BR]

Rofl

The CIA's woke recruitment video gets panned

The unnamed CIA officer, 36, tells viewers she is 'unapologetically me'. The clip has sparked a fierce reaction online with users labelling it 'woke'.

www.dailymail.co.uk

https://videos.dailymail.co.uk/preview/mol/2021/05/03/9032224510169037520/636x382_MP4_9032224510169037520.mp4

 

[HiDesertELR]

"I am overly concerned with using the woke labels-du-jour when describing myself"

"I am one of the sheep"

"I can't think for myself"

"I like gubment cheese"

"I am a narcissist"

 

[TurboTrout]

So a mentally unstable woman has access to personal information on every American, that’s great

 

[wildcats]

Half of the country has become unhinged folks to the point of no return,and the worst part is that this people are being hired by this entities to continue their socialist agenda and narrative.

 

[lonegunman762x51]

While a black, transsexual, mentally ill high school drop out might fit every box in the HR loser profile................................it will probably be captured and killed fifteen minutes after it gets off the plane in China to spy for us.

These people are mentally fucking ill. I never in my life felt the need to identify myself by skin color, ethnic heritage, sexual preference and mental illness to all who meet me.

Introductions used to go like this, "Hi, I'm Msgt lonegunman and I'm here to unfuck whatever mess you made. Never thought to add, "I'm a white guy who likes pussy on original equipment females and I have an ill disposition and a bit of a temper.

 

[37L1]

So a mentally unstable woman has access to personal information on every American, that’s great

That's just the one you know about. . .

 

[Maggot]

Make me a sam'mich bitch then we'll give you your own star on the CIA wall.

Geezus America's fucked.

 

[TheGerman]

CIA has enough diversity through just needing a metric ton of native speakers of basically every language there is.

I dont know whats worse. The actual video, or the fact that someone thought they needed to make one.

 

[diggler1833]

 

[Son of Dorn]

Y'know, I saw an intersectional person today.

Damn fool turned on a red light and got himself stuck in the middle of the intersection for a minute until he could keep turning.

But I'm a cisgender white millennial who's only attracted to fellow cisgender people, so I'm sure my eye-roll and mutter of "urod blyat" at him was hellishly offensive.

 

[steve123]

So a mentally unstable woman has access to personal information on every American, that’s great

Probably got the job because after working it's way through the tranny dating sites none of them would have anything to do with Shim.

Personal information - "Oh Boy" it thought, hands rubbing together along with that warped grin, there's plenty of new meat out there, why didn't I think of this sooner?!

 

[EddieNFL]

Intersectional - a word made up by a lawyer/UCLA professor. The alternative spelling is bullsh!t.

 

[Alphatreedog]

Farewell Great Republic .
We did it to ourselves .

 

[Jgunner]

She(is that the right pronoun?) is prob on here, just getting ya’ll spooled up for the slaughter.

Not sure how this will all play out. Hiring a bunch of wingnuts who’s whole intent is to make life as hard and confusing for normal people as they can make it. I seriously do not understand why anyone would hire people who are clearly off.

 

[The King]

I just like to put everyone on notice.

"Hi. I'm a person. I enjoy people, sexually. My color is typical for humans. If you wish to distinguish further, fuck you you racist bigots."

 

[madppcs]

Id hit it.

 

[Mr.BR]

To be fair the whole add is funny because its thicking all the woke catchphrases they could think of.

But the reality is that for certain posts and tasks three leter agencies have always been looking for certain profiles that can be molded to the task . You would be surprised that folks with certain mental health issues and pathologies greatly outnumber the 'normalo' in these workplaces.

 

[BLKWLFK9]

To be fair the whole add is funny because its thicking all the woke catchphrases they could think of.

But the reality is that for certain posts and tasks three leter agencies have always been looking for certain profiles that can be molded to the task . You would be surprised that folks with certain mental health issues and pathologies greatly outnumber the 'normalo' in these workplaces.

This. Basket cases like this girl are easier to manipulate and have a hard to spotting "the line" they are asked/ordered to cross. Often times, are more than happy to cross said line.

 

[Animal357]

She(is that the right pronoun?) is prob on here, just getting ya’ll spooled up for the slaughter.

Not sure how this will all play out. Hiring a bunch of wingnuts who’s whole intent is to make life as hard and confusing for normal people as they can make it. I seriously do not understand why anyone would hire people who are clearly off.

The correct pronoun is "it."

 

[acudaowner]

stupid is as stupid does .

 

[Jgunner]

The correct pronoun is "it."

Agreed

 

[Familydude]

Is the CIA known for recruiting from the general public? Don’t see them at tons of job fairs. Don’t get the point of them having a recruiting video.

 

[Flyingbullseye]

Who knows but there's always the possibility they have from time to time. Of course, there's the possibility that they are trolling with this ad and laughing themselves sick in Langley.

 

[uffduh]

So was the vehicle stop today just someone coming for an interview and showing off driving skills prematurely?

 

[Steel head]

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[Mr.BR]

Is the CIA known for recruiting from the general public? Don’t see them at tons of job fairs. Don’t get the point of them having a recruiting video.

Where have you been for the past couple of months, GWOT is coming home , war against you is coming they need folks to fight you. Anyone who thinks CIA is not already operating domestically against US citizens is a fool.

 

[Blutarsky]

The fucktards at CIA will be no more successful at home than they were in the GWOT, relax we have eleven or twelve years before they figure out where any of us are.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

LBC posted this in the porta potty.

Jordan, Biggs demand answers from FBI on 'widespread' FISA violations after declassified FISC opinion

EXCLUSIVE: House Republican Reps. Jim Jordan and Andy Biggs are demanding answers from FBI Director Christopher Wray after a newly declassified opinion from the Foreign Intelligence Surveillance Court revealed "widespread" FISA violations.

www.foxnews.com

To be fair the whole add is funny because its thicking all the woke catchphrases they could think of.

But the reality is that for certain posts and tasks three leter agencies have always been looking for certain profiles that can be molded to the task . You would be surprised that folks with certain mental health issues and pathologies greatly outnumber the 'normalo' in these workplaces.

I think someone also pointed out the saying... If they are not totally corrupted. Why aren't the good ones turning out the bad?

 

[shields shtr]

I think they just put that video out as a cover. In actuality, I know we have all sorts of Jason Bourne and Jack Ryan types (the book kind, not the Hollywood kind) prowling the streets of the world making head shots and doing back flip ninja kicks.

 

[Chihuahuauno]

Make me a sam'mich bitch then we'll give you your own star on the CIA wall.

Geezus America's fucked.

lol, She would NEVER rate a star brother, but hella-funny none the less!

 

[Chihuahuauno]

Yet and again, company “staffers” making contractors look bad…what in the EFF is going on over there at CIA these days… . .smh?!

 

[Chihuahuauno]

Is the CIA known for recruiting from the general public? Don’t see them at tons of job fairs. Don’t get the point of them having a recruiting video.

The agency still employs general recruitment efforts for their staffers at university job fairs and career days as far as I am still aware. I suspect direct-recruitment may still go on as well, though not as much as the former in respect to actual numbers of contacts, simply do to social, political-geo-political states of affairs these days.

 

[Blutarsky]

I think they just put that video out as a cover. In actuality, I know we have all sorts of Jason Bourne and Jack Ryan types (the book kind, not the Hollywood kind) prowling the streets of the world making head shots and doing back flip ninja kicks.

Yeah sure they do. CIA competence, that's why we're on the shitty end of every geo-political stick we're holding.

 

[candyx]

This is systemic gender dysphoria of the children from a very early age. Corporations produced Barbie dolls with no vaginas and GI Joe's with no dicks. This must change so GI Joe can jam his Fat Army Dick into Barbie's plastic vagina, then the children will not be confused with identifying with the appropriate gender.

 

[Chihuahuauno]

Yeah sure they do. CIA competence, that's why we're on the shitty end of every geo-political stick we're holding.

I feel as if your statement is more accurately representing the current climate of “competence,” within the ranks of our elected officials.

 

[Mr.BR]

I think they just put that video out as a cover. In actuality, I know we have all sorts of Jason Bourne and Jack Ryan types (the book kind, not the Hollywood kind) prowling the streets of the world making head shots and doing back flip ninja kicks.

Hahaha
Last time 'the real CIA' Bourne and Ryan ran an illegal rendition, they got caught collecting frequent flyer points when booking in an Italian 5 star hotel(not low profile or skimping on the expenses were they) of course the card did not match the false identity used for the op , worse than that Bank accounts and cards used were from a bank that is catering mainly to CIA employees and their family members.

 

[Ankeny]

Damn, I am really out of the loop. I had to Google cisgender and intersectional.

 

[MadDuner]

Is the CIA known for recruiting from the general public? Don’t see them at tons of job fairs. Don’t get the point of them having a recruiting video.

They are obviously wanting to hire a bunch of mentally ill “its”.

 

[Jgunner]

Damn, I am really out of the loop. I had to Google cisgender and intersectional.

Could you share? I don’t know wtf that shit is. Not sure i want it in my search history

 

[Mr.BR]

So did CIA folks under diplomatic cover at various US embassies, but mainly the one in Cuba, develop psychogenic illnesses because they were being zapped by Soviet mind rays? Or is this a result of taking individuals who already suffer from emotional and psychological damage like the CIA add protagonist and placing them in postings where they are absolutely convinced that they are completely surrounded by hostiles packing 'soviet mind zappers' and there is only limited time and space for 'reality exclusion zones'. Their delusion and paranoia feed off each other. Then, for the first time they hear crickets unlike anything they ever experienced in their gated, manicured, bug-sprayed northern Virginia suburbs and their already fractured mind shatters the rest of the way.

Considering CIA is the main conductor of mass media narratives, it becomes clear why outfits like the New York Langley Times, the Washington Bezos Post, the CIA News Network and ...........have been going off the rails with their absurd narratives these last several years with Karen being the anonymous official, presstitutes tend to quote.

The video’s protagonist triumphantly proclaims. “to be diagnosed with generalized anxiety disorder aka Karen disorder
"Generalized anxiety disorder" is what people who have a poor working relationship with reality tend to suffer from. The anxiety arises from the divergence of what they believe the world to be, from what they perceive about the world . It is a permanent state of cognitive dissonance. The "woke" believe that the cure for this disorder is to create "safe spaces" where exposure to elements of the real world that trigger cognitive dissonance can be banned and canceled.
Goal of the "woke" is to extend these "safe space" aka 'reality exclusion zones' to every corner of US . Naturally, that goal is only attainable within the fantasy spaces of the "woke" reality exclusion zones themselves, and those zones can only exist due to the pity and forbearance of the rest of the population. Currently the ''reality exclusion zones'' only encompass educational establishments, government agencies, and some non-industrial white-collar workplaces .

CIA
=
Cisgender
Intersectional
Anxiety disorder

 

[Blutarsky]

I feel as if your statement is more accurately representing the current climate of “competence,” within the ranks of our elected officials.

Actually no, the incompetence is firmly rooted in the CIA. They have demonstrated for decades, time and time again the inability to provide timely and accurate predictive analysis which resulted in little to no relevant intelligence to decision makers.

Sure the argument can be made that those on the outside have no insight into what the CIA provides and therefore can't accurately assess whether my statement is true. Yes, that's their game and its a good one, until you simply look at the results. Intelligence failure after intelligence failure - piled high upon strategic surprise.

Certainly, we have an epic competence-deficit at nearly every echelon in this Administration and Congress. However, if these aspects of the government were routinely getting sound intelligence and clearly delineated policy opportunities - periodically, wouldn't one set of leadership or another make a good choice eventually?

If the results of our geopolitical policies over the last thirty years, are pointing toward this tranche of policymakers being the sole limiting factor or sole responsible party in this clusterfuck - well then, look more closely.

 

[rhsc]

Finally had some time today to work out a point-by-point response to "Mija" in that CIA video -

1. I am male. I was born this way. I'll die this way.
   
2. I am straight. Not that it's anyone's business.
   
3. I am Caucasian. It makes me no better than anyone else, but I won't apologize for it. Ever.
   
4. My impoverished Irish and Scots ancestors (as did everyone's ancestors, everywhere, at some time) suffered grievous discrimination. They overcame it by emigrating to America. I seek no reparations now from Great Britain or any other nation as the issue was resolved long before my birth. My life, in this time, is solely my own responsibility.
   
5. I am nonsectional. Instead, in the pursuit of my endeavors I seek constructive cooperation with others based solely on their competencies.
   
6. I don't suffer from "imposter syndrome". I know who I am, and I work through any moments of self-doubt via introspection, self evaluation and study of the wisdom of the ages, because I realize that I'm not the first person to encounter life's dilemmas.
   
7. I have experienced moments of anxiety. If it ever became chronic and therefore an impediment to my function and enjoyment of life, I would simply get help for it. I wouldn't virtue signal about it, because anxiety isn't a virtue, it's a mental impediment to be overcome.

So I'm guessing that, because of all the above, I wouldn't quite qualify for employment at today's CIA?

 

[pmclaine]

Jesus Angleton is going to raise from the grave and kill some mother fuckers....

James Jesus Angleton - Wikipedia

en.m.wikipedia.org

 

[Blutarsky]

Amen

 

[Familydude]

 

[sirhrmechanic]

CIA Breaks Up ISIS Plot To Use Incorrect Pronouns

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babylonbee.com

The Bee never disappoints!!

Sirhr

 

[sirhrmechanic]

The ad is political woke bs garbage... fodder for a DNC base of freaks and fringe groups to let them know how much the idiots in charge down on PA ave care.

The reality is that these folks have been in the agency all along. Frankly I don’t care if folks are binary penguins who identify as Hari Krishna mushrooms. If they are the best at their jobs, they can go home and do what they want.

Used to be that lifestyle mattered because devients were subject to exposure and blackmail. Now, no one cares. You are more subject to exposure and blackmail if you have an American flag and a Copy of the Constitution in your house.

as long as they are competent as hell, meet highest standards and do the mission better than anyone else. Meh, whatever.

If not, however... If they are incompetent. Or are termites and moles turning our national intelligence and LE organizations into a political hit squad and operating outside the sworn mission to protect Americans. Well, that’s a different story altogether.

Wonder which it will be?

Sirhr

 

[MtnCreek]

The ad is political woke bs garbage... fodder for a DNC base of freaks and fringe groups to let them know how much the idiots in charge down on PA ave care.

The reality is that these folks have been in the agency all along. Frankly I don’t care if folks are binary penguins who identify as Hari Krishna mushrooms. If they are the best at their jobs, they can go home and do what they want.

Used to be that lifestyle mattered because devients were subject to exposure and blackmail. Now, no one cares. You are more subject to exposure and blackmail if you have an American flag and a Copy of the Constitution in your house.

as long as they are competent as hell, meet highest standards and do the mission better than anyone else. Meh, whatever.

If not, however... If they are incompetent. Or are termites and moles turning our national intelligence and LE organizations into a political hit squad and operating outside the sworn mission to protect Americans. Well, that’s a different story altogether.

Wonder which it will be?

Sirhr

We already have the answer.

 

[MadDuner]

I worked in government.
Being in a protected class for hiring quotas means that they don’t actually have to perform or be any good at their job at all. They get to continue on auditioning to play the part of a super-fag in some high school play while “regular” employees grind on getting the tedious work of government done.

 

[Tokay444]