Women at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband

[Slo cat]

A group of women were at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.

The women were asked, "How many of you love your husband?"

All the women raised their hands.

Then they were asked, "When was the last time you told your husband you loved him?"

...Some women answered today, a few yesterday, and some couldn't remember.

The women were then told to take out their cell phones and text their husband: "I love you, sweetheart."

The women were then told to exchange phones with another person, and to read aloud the text message they received, in response.

Here are some of the replies:
1. Who the hell is this?
2. Eh, mother of my children, are you sick or what?
3. Yeh, and I love you too. What's up with you??
4. What now? Did you crash the car again?
5. I don't understand what you mean?
6. What the f*ck did you do now?
7. ?!?
8. Don't beat about the bush, just tell me how much you need?
9. Am I dreaming?
10. If you don't tell me who this message is actually for, someone will die.
11. I thought we agreed you wouldn't drink during the day.
12. Your mother is coming to stay with us, isn't she??

 

[Alphatreedog]

Effin classic .

 

[Expert684]

13. Who did you sleep with now?

 

[TACC]

Some great responses

 

[Blue Sky Country]

13. Who did you sleep with now?

Shiiiit... That should be up there.

BTW my GF gets up earlier than me on my days off to her work and she'd always leave me a Post-It note on the bathroom mirror or kitchen dish container telling me she loves me. Usually with a "PS, don't forget the broccoli if you go shopping. We are cooking tonight"... I leave her the same little notes when my get-up times switch with hers. Little things like these are what keeps a smile even when daily life gets hectic sometimes.

If you are in relationships, CHERISH them and make them into something that lasts as long as you live.

 

[Cheyenne Bodie]

Such is love.

I hope to one day meet a nice girl. I'm sure the 20th time is the charm, even though statistically it's an assured failure.

 

[Alabusa]

I tell my wife I love her every day. I just dont want to see her naked with the lights on.

I'm sure she feels the same way.

 

[_Windrider_]

Shiiiit... That should be up there.

BTW my GF gets up earlier than me on my days off to her work and she'd always leave me a Post-It note on the bathroom mirror or kitchen dish container telling me she loves me. Usually with a "PS, don't forget the broccoli if you go shopping. We are cooking tonight"... I leave her the same little notes when my get-up times switch with hers. Little things like these are what keeps a smile even when daily life gets hectic sometimes.

If you are in relationships, CHERISH them and make them into something that lasts as long as you live.

I draw boobs with her lipstick

 

[Bender]

Y’all suck. I found a good one and latched on to her quick! 20years later, she till let’s me touch her butt! Lmao!

 

[powdahound76]

I tell mine every day. More than once.
Kids too.

 

[2ndamendfan]

After 26 years still say it every night, and every time we leave each other for work. You never know when it will be the last time you see someone.

 

[Threadcutter308]

I draw boobs with her lipstick

eat the leftovers ?..........

 

[308pirate]

14. So does that mean I'm getting some ass tonight?

 

[AK4900PA]

After 26 years still say it every night, and every time we leave each other for work. You never know when it will be the last time you see someone.

Been doing the same for years. Regardless of when my time is up, my last words to my wife and son will be "I love you".

 

[EddieNFL]

Y’all suck. I found a good one and latched on to her quick! 20years later, she till let’s me touch her butt! Lmao!

Thirty-two next month. She still pretends to get mad when I smack her butt.

 

[eca7891]

After 26 years still say it every night, and every time we leave each other for work. You never know when it will be the last time you see someone.

I try to live my life the same way.

Dont miss the chance. When they are gone they are gone.

 

[FS1]

The seminar should be just four words for a happy life. Clean, Cook, Suck and Fuck. Do that and he will never let you go.

 

[powdahound76]

Sure thing buddy......?

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

 

[candyx]

Anyone here suffer from heavy flow and cramps ?

 

[Threadcutter308]

Anyone here suffer from heavy flow and cramps ?

Not for quite some time, I'm 62.

 

[candyx]

Not for quite some time, I'm 62.

Menopause, do you suffer from hot flashes when looking at your friends wives ?

 

[QuickNDirty]

After 26 years still say it every night, and every time we leave each other for work. You never know when it will be the last time you see someone.

Me too. For like 6 or 7 years now.

 

[powdahound76]

Showed this to momma this AM.

She just smiled and said “I love you”

Its daily work to keep on top and keep it in a good place.
Either one skips that effort, then its begins to go sideways.

 

[brianf]

not to get all doctor-ish...but

in a normal relationship/marriage women need to hear "i love you"/endearing statements 2-3 times a week (i forget the exact amount but it wanst everyday) while men need to be touched physically.

and not 100% sexually, but a hand on the shoulder on the way by etc.

when couples actually followed these rules their mood, stress level, sexual activity all improved drastically

when one of the two followed the rules the results were almost non existent/same

the old it takes 2 to tango

 

[candyx]

Can't believe it happen but Sniper's Hide turned into

Woke up in a great mood. I don't know what the hell happened.

 

[Threadcutter308]

Menopause, do you suffer from hot flashes when looking at your friends wives ?

No, I’m quite busy with work and don’t fraternize a whole bunch. Don’t really have any guy friends with hot wives. What little socializing I do with the wife is with her girlfriends, who are all divorced/single. Before you go getting any ideas, remember, this is Seattle........

 

[Darayavaus]

 

[twitcher]

After 26 years still say it every night, and every time we leave each other for work. You never know when it will be the last time you see someone.

Almost 46 years married. We tell each other every day. We tell our kids the same thing when we see or talk to them. We lost our only son 16 years ago to a heart attack, he was 28. The last thing he heard his mom say was "I love you" and that was the last words she heard him say to her. Like you said, you never know.

 

[TheGerman]

My wife tells me she loves me, I'm not kidding, 20+ times a day.

After 10 years I still can't figure out if its because she always thinks shes about to die, or if she's scared of me.

 

[Jjviperzar1]

My wife tells me she loves me, I'm not kidding, 20+ times a day.

After 10 years I still can't figure out if its because she always thinks shes about to die, or if she's scared of me.

I’m in the same boat. Hang up the phone without saying “I Love You” and I can’t get the phone back in my pocket before it rings.

 

[D_TROS]

Y’all suck. I found a good one and latched on to her quick! 20years later, she till let’s me touch her butt! Lmao!

10 YRS for me...I usually get gut punched for grabbing her but its worth it. ha


DT

 

[HiDesertELR]

Anyone know the tour dates for this seminar? Asking for a friend, my wife is perfect.

 

[powdahound76]

Almost 46 years married. We tell each other every day. We tell our kids the same thing when we see or talk to them. We lost our only son 16 years ago to a heart attack, he was 28. The last thing he heard his mom say was "I love you" and that was the last words she heard him say to her. Like you said, you never know.

Dang. Sorry to hear about losing your son.
And thats part if my thought, if its your last memory, its a good one to have.

 

[Blue Sky Country]

Almost 46 years married. We tell each other every day. We tell our kids the same thing when we see or talk to them. We lost our only son 16 years ago to a heart attack, he was 28. The last thing he heard his mom say was "I love you" and that was the last words she heard him say to her. Like you said, you never know.

Sorry to hear about your son, brother.

Damn... That is hard to read and think about, but it is something we all must think about. Cherish every second that you have with loved ones.