Ya'll have fun with this one.

One trait commonly shared by ALL serial killers, psychopathic dirtbags, tyrants, mass murderers, and narcissistic control freaks..........

They ALL support gun control and civilian disarmament.

That said... Defective human product right there in the article. What would the pragmatic and cool King Louis XI's provost-marshal Tristan L'Hermite and his deputies Trois-Eschelles and Petit-Andre in Quentin Durward have done? A short rope and a medium sized mature oak. That's all. No pomp and circumstance. No fanfare. String him up and be done.