You can all just stop saying 'soft shell' taco

[nexusfire]

Snowhill, NC
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These are tacos. Key factor is corn vs flour. A Taco does not use a flour tortilla. Tacos can be hard or soft but they must use a corn tortilla. Flour or "soft" tacos are a gringo invention.

 

[TexPatriot]

Nuh, uhhh, the coconut makes it German Chocolate.

Cuz we all know the coconut was always part of the ancient Germanic culture and diet. When Germans ambushed and defeated the Romans at The Battle of the Teutoburg Forest, they used coconut melee weapons, knocking the Roman legions silly.

 

[MtnCreek]

Curry was imported into Germany after the war to demoralize the people and insure it would never again become a threat to west eu.

 

[Winningdog]

If 300 years ago the damn Mexicans had learned how to bake a loaf of bread, there wouldn't be a need to argue over hard or soft tacos.

 

[Not a Sniper]

Cuz we all know the coconut was always part of the ancient Germanic culture and diet. When Germans ambushed and defeated the Romans at The Battle of the Teutoburg Forest, they used coconut melee weapons, knocking the Roman legions silly.

Weren't they introduced by European swallows?

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[Mike Casselton]

Cuz we all know the coconut was always part of the ancient Germanic culture and diet. When Germans ambushed and defeated the Romans at The Battle of the Teutoburg Forest, they used coconut melee weapons, knocking the Roman legions silly.

I thought the coconuts were to make horse hoof sounds so the opposing army would think the Roman army was larger.

Could I be confusing them with the Brits?

 

[Mike Casselton]

If 300 years ago the damn Mexicans had learned how to bake a loaf of bread, there wouldn't be a need to argue over hard or soft tacos.

But the discussion would be white vs wheat vs sourdough.
Crust vs no crust.
Toasted vs untoasted.
Butter...... ugh!!

 

[Snuby642]

If 300 years ago the damn Mexicans had learned how to bake a loaf of bread, there wouldn't be a need to argue over hard or soft tacos.

Then it would have been corn bread, duh.

 

[MtnCreek]

 

[TheGerman]

Even the target, who was repeatedly shot in the face, knows the truth.

Here's part of today's drills.

1 x 60% IPSC steel at 100 yards

Distance markers at 35 yards/25 yards/18 yards

Low/high ready at 100 on steel, run to 50y, also on same steel

Run to 35 yard, 1x shot at cardboard, 1x at steel
Run to 25 yard, 1x shot at cardboard, 1x at steel
Run to 18 yard, 1x shot at cardboard, 1x at steel

Then do it in reverse. All timed and sometimes ran against a 2nd person simultaneously. A single miss is a failure.

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

It's not white people's fault they can't grow wheat in Mexico

These are tacos. Key factor is corn vs flour. A Taco does not use a flour tortilla. Tacos can be hard or soft but they must use a corn tortilla. Flour or "soft" tacos are a gringo invention.

 

[Major Wader]

I waited 6 pages for y'all to get all the BS out of the way.

I've been eating tacos for a LONG time. Never had a hard shell taco until sometime in the late 70's-early 80's.

First one I ever saw was in a high school lunchroom, then at Del Taco

 

[Jscb1b]

Soft shell taco.

 

[TheGerman]

I waited 6 pages for y'all to get all the BS out of the way.

I've been eating tacos for a LONG time. Never had a hard shell taco until sometime in the late 70's-early 80's.

First one I ever saw was in a high school lunchroom, then at Del Taco

I didn't see my first black person until I was 11.

What is your point?

 

[Bender]

Machaca Torta Master Race!

 

[Lapuapalooza]

Machaca Torta Master Race!

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Say man! What kind of Tore Tilla is that?!

 

[Bender]

Say man! What kind of Tore Tilla is that?!

TOR TA.

MACH AH KA

Pork, onion, egg, tomatoes with lettuce and HOT green chili and Pico to Gallo. I made it through half....

 

[Snuby642]

The best cabazza tortas is 30 minutes through traffic from my house.

Even the Mexicans in my neighborhood drive there.

It's so good the Mexicans take thier families on sunday after church.

 

[theLBC]

 

[TexPatriot]

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Eat 'em all, let your stomach sort them out.

 

[sixsixnine]

These are not burritos.

They're just not.

 

[DIBBS]

soft taco

soft taco

soft taco

SOFT TACO

 

[TheGerman]

Machaca Torta Master Race!

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Thats literally a fucking hamburger.

 

[TheGerman]

These are not burritos.

They're just not.

Stop being lazy and fold the roll the rest of the way.

Bam. Its a burrito.

 

[sixsixnine]

Stop being lazy and fold the roll the rest of the way.

Bam. Its a burrito.

Corn tortillas break if you get too aggressive with them.

The good ones, at least.

 

[TheGerman]

The best cabazza tortas is 30 minutes through traffic from my house.

Even the Mexicans in my neighborhood drive there.

It's so good the Mexicans take thier families on sunday after church.

Business idea.

Let's hire the restaurant people and expand the business into a chain restaurant.

Put chain restaurants evenly spaced on Mexican border.

Wait until Sunday after church.

Close border for good.

 

[Thorny]

I may look like a pizza, but i'm a Toe Stah Duh.
P.S. You can fold me in half, but I am what I am.

 

[sixsixnine]

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I may look like a pizza, but i'm a Toe Stah Duh.
PS. You can fold me in half, but I am what I am.

is that......kiwi?

that's gonna be a NOstada from me dawg.

 

[Snuby642]

That restaurant is where hard working Mexicans bring the grandma and the rest of the family on thier only day off.

These are not burritos.

They're just not.

Those are classic Street Tacos.

Simple and delicious. No hype or things you don't need.

One of my favorite things on there is skirt steak onions and cilantro . Maybe some serrano's.

If you start getting more stuff on there you get the stink eye.

 

[sixsixnine]

That restaurant is where hard working Mexicans bring the grandma and the rest of the family on thier only day off.


Those are classic Street Tacos.

Simple and delicious. No hype or things you don't need.

One of my favorite things on there is skirt steak onions and cilantro . Maybe some serrano's.

Agreed.

The only thing I'd add to the ones in the photo is a bit of cabbage and a squeeze of lime juice.

 

[THEIS]

Hi,

So is this a "Poors" soft taco, sandwich or salad???

Sincerely,
Theis

 

[sixsixnine]

Hi,

So is this a "Poors" soft taco, sandwich or salad???

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Sincerely,
Theis

I feel like two open-faced sandwiches are just one traditional sandwich with extra steps.

 

[Major Wader]

I didn't see my first black person until I was 11.

What is your point?

Tacos are supposed to be soft. The hard shell is an American copy of real tacos.

Corn or flour? That's the question you should get if you order real tacos. Both will be soft unless you are at Taco Bell or some shit. Next question should be red or green? This refers to the type of chili sauce that you want.

 

[oneshot86]

Red or green???????????

That's racist

 

[oneshot86]

Hi,

So is this a "Poors" soft taco, sandwich or salad???

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Sincerely,
Theis

Homeboy, that there...is a wish sammich.

I wish it had some fucking meat on it

 

[oneshot86]

I feel like two open-faced sandwiches are just one traditional sandwich with extra steps.

How about the open roast beef sand which w mashed potatoes and gravy in Quantico at the command post.
Fuck that was good in a good place

 

[Numedal]

Hi,

So is this a "Poors" soft taco, sandwich or salad???

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Sincerely,
Theis

Roughly eye-balling, these are shit.

 

[502Chevelle]

^^^ Yes, I saw those and was wondering wtf they were. Edited because I kaint spail.

 

[TexPatriot]

Hi,

So is this a "Poors" soft taco, sandwich or salad???

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Sincerely,
Theis

Eat that and you'll automatically grow a man-bun.

 

[TheGerman]

Hi,

So is this a "Poors" soft taco, sandwich or salad???

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Sincerely,
Theis

Yes

 

[Canebrake526]

I’ll fight you, name the time and place.

 

[ma smith]

oh, lorde...europeans at it again

Conversely, the origin of the flour tortilla is a little more complicated. According to food historian Melissa Guerra, the Spanish colonizers refused to eat corn as they deemed it unfit for human consumption upon their arrival in Mexico. Once flour tortillas became available, the Spanish catholics tended to prefer the new flour tortillas due to wheat's association with the body of Christ. Then, as Jewish immigrants fled the Iberian Peninsula during the Spanish Inquisition, many settled in Northern Mexico, including what is now Texas. Since corn was not kosher, Guerra believes that the Jews then started making flour tortillas, which continue today to be the tortillas of choice in the region.

Corn vs. Flour: When to Use Each Kind of Tortilla

When to Use Corn or Flour Tortillas

www.foodandwine.com

 

[hlee]

Go ahead. Order a crunchy taco in Mexico City. I dare you…

 

[DIBBS]

 

[EddieNFL]

Maybe different terminology is needed. How 'bout erect tacos and flaccid tacos?
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...and suddenly I no longer want tacos.

 

[MtnCreek]

I’ll fight you, name the time and place.

That's how you end up on a riverboat in Thailand wondering how any of this happened.

 

[Threadcutter308]

That's how you end up on a riverboat in Thailand wondering how any of this happened.

With a real cute “girl” sitting across the table from you, sipping Mai Tais on your bar tab…….

 

[Thorny]

With a real cute “girl” sitting across the table from you, sipping Mai Tais on your bar tab…….

Hey, do you want to check out my soft shell taco.

 

[MtnCreek]

Thai trannies are hotter than that lol

 

[Snuby642]

You go to Bangkok looking for a taco and all you find is hotdogs.