Re: Your sniping rig
Once you see this you will spare no expense to own it, or one like it, for your sniper rig or costumes . Use paint to match it to your kitrig. Wear them by themselves in the summer or between yardlines on the tactics range.
You have the decals, multiple camou suits for the range, the trainer rifle in a smaller caliber, several tactical challenge coins, hats, the drag bag to carry your kit to the range, army bdu’s modified for tactical comps, and the access to any picture that pops onto the web, and you’ll post it to act the part. You watch every program on the military channel so you can talk knowlegly while at gun shows. Last month you moved into an FFP to kill a mouse with your kill stick. You have seen SHOOTER so many times that you can speak the lingo just like Marky Mark. The last time you shat, you considered it a survival situation when you used a page from a magazine to clean your butt. That is most tactical. You refer to it as a night movement because that is the words used on the military Channel. You have seen every episode of The Unit and call people bra if you do not know their online callsign. Roger that bra! But you do not have this! This is real sniper underwear. You need this! It is real scout sniper underwear.
Buy one from a soldier and you can wear it covertly, like you operate.
Buy one and you can feel more confidence on the web or covertly multiply your confidence as you post online.
Insert it into your pillowcase and sleep peacefully at night. Walk around your hootch in them while you are saying your military words: Alpha. Bravo. Charlie. Tactical.
Feel it. Rub it on your face. Youll notice the difference when you are tactically marksmaning.
(Special notice: these shorts were worn in garrison and not during a real tactical operator phase, but I will trade them for a copy of ‘How to Goodbye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? Or Effective Way?” By Hiroyuki Nishigaki) The trade must be made at San Mateo during daylight hours.