Because I have to prove that I earn my AIC creds enough to grant upgrades to complete assholes for others.
When I was 5, I remember my father, who had visitation rights with us (I was 3 when he and my mother divorced,) wake me up to see the moon landing and to hear Neil Armstrong say those words. "One small step for a man. One giant leap for Mankind."
And there were several more flights to the moon. Around 1970 ish, my mother was working for Phillips 66 in California and she was a key punch operator, which is how business computers were programmed back then. (After moving to Texas, her home state, in 1974, she would go one to learn COBOL and some Fortran and RPG and RPG II, specializing in RPG II while working for Schwepps Grocer Supply before his untimely death and that of her boyfriend, Lamar, in a plane crash.) Later, as an independent, she had clients such as First Bank - Houston and NBC. So, anyway, during the key punch days, the computer could take up half of a small building. The main frame at Philliops 66 took up a few floors.
And during this time, with computers about as complex and taking up an entire building, we went to the moon in basically a beer can. Several times.
And never again, since then. We "got rid of the technology."
The real problem is the radiation in the Van Allen Belt. This ionized layer actually protects us from a bunch of gamma rays, etcetera.
So, today, with superior materials and computers that can sit on a desk, why have we not been back?
Which leads to the question of did we go?
There, I think I have stirred up just enough feces...
