Pigeons turned into sausage by lawnmowers, please.
Early release, huh? Had to give up the prison wallet to someone I bet…
No matter what you heard, how horrible the things they said I did, it’s all true.
Fun fact: Supposedly that hillbilly, one of the many locals that was used in shooting Deliverance, broke into that clogging dance when they shot the banjo scene. It was spontaneous and totally unscripted.
I was going to do my time like a man with zero complaints.
