Since we sadly brought this thread into reality, this statement isn’t true. I know guys who never spent a day in conventional army units after basic training.
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Whatever you choose be sure to bring your own ghillie the first day. It shows ambition
Wait....you took that guy seriously?
C'mon, Man. He aint joinin shit.
Unless you've already been through one branch's basic training, I don't see how you can avoid boot camp. I think the recruiter is FoS too but good luck to you.
I am assuming this is a joke.
I have seen recruiters promise the world for a signature and send in completely unprepared kids for guaranteed qual school slots after boot only to wash out after getting their guaranteed slot and then being crammed in the MOS's they can't fill........cooks, dental assistants, etc., etc. and being stuck there for the term.
I have seen recruiters promise the world for a signature and send in completely unprepared kids for guaranteed qual school slots after boot only to wash out after getting their guaranteed slot and then being crammed in the MOS's they can't fill........cooks, dental assistants, etc., etc. and being stuck there for the term.
Still wondering how he’s going to Buds from the Marine Corps. New one on me.
If they actually are Army SOF they still have to go to Basic Airborne school, which is also part of the Conventional Army. That must be completed before any schools at USAJFKSWCS, RASP, or the Green Platoon.
Basically what I am saying is that people do not go straight into SOF. There is Basic, AIT (or OSUT), and Airborne at a bare minimum bare minimum before any Selection event can be attended from the Street.
Maybe the shortcut today to buds is to declare you have two dad's? They certainly have open slots on that.
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If you really wanna stand out go ahead and get a Ranger tab tattooed on your left shoulder
I was thinking bender. This guy shows up when I realized he wasn’t posting
They are assigned to SOP-C while at airborne school. Airborne is a TDY, not a duty assignment. SOP-C is under USASOC, and not a conventional unit. Basic and ait are the only conventional/training unit they are actually assigned to.
I am not going to get into this with someone that obviously has no firsthand knowledge of this. I will say this, Basic Airborne school is a TDY and they are not assigned to anything until they graduate. They have a TENTATIVE follow on assigned and that is it. That cannot be for several reasons. Just like all of the other 11Bs that went to OSUT with them that will go to the 82nd. They HAVE to graduate from Jump school before they can move one. If they do not or get med dropped they go to a conventional Leg unit.
How much time do you have assigned to SWCS as an Instructor or Cadre? Must not be much because I learned this stuff the first several weeks I ran an Operstions Detachment at DSOP.
WTF is REALLY going on with the job market?
So this is not a post looking for job opportunities, far from it. I recently left my job at a gun store to be a full time dad temporarily, but also because answering 1000 phone calls a day from people asking "Yall got any 9mm?" for two years straight has caused my sanity to erode to the point...
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I don’t think a military combat career is going to be up your ally.
Knowing you're going to be out there on watch will make me sleep well tonight.
bruh is that bus too short for one more?WTF is REALLY going on with the job market?
So this is not a post looking for job opportunities, far from it. I recently left my job at a gun store to be a full time dad temporarily, but also because answering 1000 phone calls a day from people asking "Yall got any 9mm?" for two years straight has caused my sanity to erode to the point...www.snipershide.com
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I don’t think a military combat career is going to be up your ally.
So who are all the 18Xs assigned to while awaiting their next step? It ain’t TRADOC, be it basic/ait/osut/airborne. They sure as hell don’t belong to FORSCOM.
Blah blah blah you’re both cunts.
The real issue here is OP sucks dick, now quit fighting and roast op
OP just discovered the internet recently, he thinks we haven’t seen the same song and dance bullshit 1000 times
More than likely he’s the same guy bitching about his fiberglass insulation job, having too many jobs to choose from, etc.
More than likely he’s the same guy bitching about his fiberglass insulation job, having too many jobs to choose from, etc.
If you're legit a couple things you need to do .
1 Swim hardening . BHTC is now defunct . In lieu of doing restrained hands in a pools use a belt to hang from the bar in the closet . Work your way up to 2 minutes hanging .
2 Barking at the sharks . It is when you have a fear response and puke under water . It can lead to aspiration / death . Believe it or not it is all from the gagg reflex . Practice triggering and suppressing it . ie; things in your throat .
3 Underwater explosives .
Water is accelerated and will enter your orifices . This is for relio . Practice jammin yer first in yer ass . You think I'm shittin ya but if you really git ta BUDS , Master Chief gonna tell ya .
4 Leading the stack . While backing up a step , reach around at butt height and grasp #2 in the stack by the glutes. This means yer ready ta go . He will hand signal his #3 and shoulders will be grabbed in succession .
5. Swim buddy . Decide who yer comfy with ahead of time cuz in zero viz environs yer gonna be swimming and a grinding in just a pair of silkies Mani et Mano , sword ta sword .
6 Warm n Chunkies . Inevitably yer gonna git a chill and a case of the rumblies and shit yet wet suit . If your lucky only once in the same incident .
1 Swim hardening . BHTC is now defunct . In lieu of doing restrained hands in a pools use a belt to hang from the bar in the closet . Work your way up to 2 minutes hanging .
2 Barking at the sharks . It is when you have a fear response and puke under water . It can lead to aspiration / death . Believe it or not it is all from the gagg reflex . Practice triggering and suppressing it . ie; things in your throat .
3 Underwater explosives .
Water is accelerated and will enter your orifices . This is for relio . Practice jammin yer first in yer ass . You think I'm shittin ya but if you really git ta BUDS , Master Chief gonna tell ya .
4 Leading the stack . While backing up a step , reach around at butt height and grasp #2 in the stack by the glutes. This means yer ready ta go . He will hand signal his #3 and shoulders will be grabbed in succession .
5. Swim buddy . Decide who yer comfy with ahead of time cuz in zero viz environs yer gonna be swimming and a grinding in just a pair of silkies Mani et Mano , sword ta sword .
6 Warm n Chunkies . Inevitably yer gonna git a chill and a case of the rumblies and shit yet wet suit . If your lucky only once in the same incident .
Sorry I got distracted. OP, your a fucktardBlah blah blah you’re both cunts.
The real issue here is OP sucks dick, now quit fighting and roast op
Seriously? It so obvious!
Edit- I’ve been been had, I didn’t read past the first sentence. Bravo.
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Hey OP, they need your assistance over in this thread https://www.snipershide.com/shooting/threads/filling-a-hole.7122259/
Since you're going to Paris Island to go straight into BUDS, call this guy. He'll be happy to give you some advice.
This is all funny stuff.
Just came back from my buddies house. He was 82nd airborne.
Back when I was a young man they announced base wide tryouts for SFO and since we were confined to quarters for being retards I decided to go.
After a quick run around the base we got in the pool. I was about #4 in the pool. It was hot and I cramped up a few times and went to the bottom to rub on legs. They didn't say anything about touching the bottom just sides.
Eventually I swam to the side and threw up without touching the side.
The told me get out.
They are pretty choosy about who gets to proceed. Imho
Just came back from my buddies house. He was 82nd airborne.
Back when I was a young man they announced base wide tryouts for SFO and since we were confined to quarters for being retards I decided to go.
After a quick run around the base we got in the pool. I was about #4 in the pool. It was hot and I cramped up a few times and went to the bottom to rub on legs. They didn't say anything about touching the bottom just sides.
Eventually I swam to the side and threw up without touching the side.
The told me get out.
They are pretty choosy about who gets to proceed. Imho
I told him to hang by a belt in da fuggin closet and jamm shit dow his throat .
Followed by telling him to give #2 in the stack a reach around .
I take it you have no gagg reflex .
Some of y’alls reasoning skills leave me wondering sometimes lol.
Lmao, I didn’t even read past the first few words. You got me.I told him to hang by a belt in da fuggin closet and jamm shit dow his throat .
Followed by telling him to give #2 in the stack a reach around .
I take it you have no gagg reflex .
Brushing my teeth makes me puke sometimes, my girl says there’s no way I could be gay
that's funny. i have the same issue when i hit my molars.....i friggen gag. my son jacked me up and told me to quit deep throating my toothbrush one day. laughed and said that it isnt exactly a choice i have. he said "bullshit. you love it".
i raised a good man.
From behind the gun counter to frontline Speshul Forces. Seems legit. It will come in handy for the mall security job.
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