It’s getting close to dinner time, has this been unseated for dumbest shit of the day yet?
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Im joining the military
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Op, you have some big shoes to fill. I hope you’re up to the challenge
Blah blah blah you’re both cunts.
The real issue here is OP sucks dick, now quit fighting and roast op
Ok, you win. There is nothing to say beyond what you just said. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
Jeebuz. No shit…..Blah blah blah you’re both cunts.
The real issue here is OP sucks dick, now quit fighting and roast op
Fixed the tractor, replaced a hundred yards of fence, picked some strawberries and weeded some of the garden.
If I had only known that this gem was going on
If I had only known that this gem was going on
You sound like a complete fucking idiot. Don't worry I mean that in a good way. Instead of being a sniper or special forces, why not ask to go on delayed enlistment and wait for a General officers or Colonel slot to open up and take one of those? Ask the recruiter about them, they are available for extremely qualified people like you and I just do not understand why you would settle for a lower ranking spot to start your career.
The military needs guys with their own optics and ammo, so it will be nice if you girlfriend mails that stuff to basic so you do not have to wait to put it on your rifle.
Good luck and keep us posted on how it is going from basic and such. This pregnant girl, did you make her pregnant? Lots of guys in the military like pregnant girls and would be happy to help you share the husband duties. I'm sure she could accommodate your squad on weekends or something. Is she a team player??
The military gives bonus promotion points to guys who have a kid that is not genetically similar to them in any way.
You forgot to enable push notifications ?????
Sounds like just the kind of people the current regime is looking for...
Go get 'em Nikolay.
Go get 'em Nikolay.
Youre picking strawberries already? Mine are still just tiny green things, wont be ripe ffor at least two weeks. Mulberries are looking good thoutgh, going to be a big crop..
She’s wrong. You could suck dick with your ass, and like it.Brushing my teeth makes me puke sometimes, my girl says there’s no way I could be gay
That would make you gay. Especially if you don’t have boot bands on…
I don’t turn many people down, but usually when I do they look a lot like you and they get turned face down.
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Y’all saw where I said OP told me he was kicking rocks right? Y’all have to find his new account when he shows his pretty face again eventually.
About the only thing that you will happen to you is getting ass raped by a Dolphin.
That recruiter should fucking be ashamed of himself.
Good luck Sailor
That recruiter should fucking be ashamed of himself.
Good luck Sailor
He’s winning right now, he’s gone and y’all are still replying to him.
Slow clap.
He’s out there watching with his Cheeto fingers, crusty waifu pillow, and a vibrating butt plug in giggling like a school girl
Will they send him to BUDS with that Semper Fi tat?.
Not to mention he has all that experience from Ghost Recon!
I’ve been a hide member since 2014 and started lurking here in The Pit the last year or so and I’m beginning to figure out how it works around here. Now I didn’t serve but when OP said “When I talked to the recruiter he said that I have good qualifications and might even get to skip the preliminary training and go straight to BUD/S.” I immediately heard a large cackling of Hyenas going crazy and new this would be a quick, violent, and most certain death no question about it.
Hes probably smart enough to see through It and knows it’s a joke.How has @Cowpokey not replied yet, it’s going to be a blast when he does
That guy was trying to hard, like I told him subtlety is key he was trying to hard and there’s too many real bad mofos lurking around here. Hence, go hit up FB gun groups and have at it.
Who comes out guns blazing full retard mode? He started using mental gymnastics to explain how he’s still winning and just y’all arguing is a win.I completely agree
Louis, now that was a fucking win multiple years of bull shittery. I’m to the point now I’m just impressed, he deserves a plaque or something lol.
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If you mean me, you aren’t very observant. I called him out on two threads to the point he stopped enjoying it.
Common man
Poor kid is just practicing his lying skills so he can run for president some day.
Poor kid is just practicing his lying skills so he can run for president some day.
Looks like Ron Desantis running over a RINO.
Oh. My. Lord.
I don't even know where to begin...
I don't even know where to begin...
Just relax and have a drink, I took care of it for you
