Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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They misspelled douchebag
 
I'd rather have a rodent problem than a resident timber rattler. And the yard guy would get a little bonus money on payday.
Oh, nevermind-at your EX's you say? Carry on.

As long as the Timber Rattler stayed in the woods behind my house (in the WCE), I'm fine. I wouldn't want to encounter it when mowing my lawn, is all. OTOH, if it was a cottonmouth, it would be meeting its maker. Sorry, but all cottonmouths have got to go.

(WCE = Wetlands Conservation Easment).
 
True. Mrs. Maximus is twice the woman I married... literally.
When I was married my wife said she wanted a breast enlargement so I got her a roll of toilet paper and told her to wipe some between her boobs daily and they would double in size. She said that was the dumbest thing she had ever heard and that it would never work, I told her it worked for her ass.