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Yup, love my foot massages from midgets!
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My last three vehicles have been red, nothing to do with the psychology of it. I'd actually prefer another color. I buy at end of model year and red is usually what the dealers have left over for a steal.
ETA, haha my preferred color is midget massages. Those little smokey fingers would make the junk look huge.
I have been watching this for 15 minutes and i laugh every tine.Darwin is great!!!
I have told this story before, but it fits with this GIF.
Years ago I had chickens, and in a non ending battle against coyote, opossum, raccoon.....and who knows what else looking for the all you can eat chicken buffet I had dead chickens in various stages along the years. One day leaving for work there is part of a dead chicken in the driveway....I get out toss it in the burn barrel.
That weekend I burn the barrel and the chicken blew out of the barrel just like this, flew over 24 feet in the air flaming and landed in the grass to explode just like this.
I wish I had it on video, the most funny thing I have ever seen.
My first wife’s cooking was like that.
The slightly longer version of this that I first saw a few years ago showed a bit more of the aftermath.
It took a second for the blood to start flowing, but it looked like it really opened his arm up.
Nothing but crickets from the media…
Got gas today in Galax for $3.98…sad I’m excited about it 
Finally got a picture of one. This one would land on a branch in the tree behind it then come back for more
I have a feeder too. Some years they are brave and will buzz around my head in curiosity. I got to hold one last year. It flew in the garage only to get lost trying to escape out a closed window. Was able to carefully enclose them in my hand to release back outside.
Have also witnessed some long, fierce battles over the feeder.
I was considered white trash in 1982 for fixing. This up and driving it to school
How did you guys keep these photos all these years. I've had some nice cars, but those pictures have been lost for years. How did you keep up with those pictures from long ago?
Man has probably been on a roof top or two and knows thirst.
I had this ‘73 Torino when I got married in ‘93. My neighbor bought it new. 351C 4bbl, C6 and 9” rear. It even had a Magnum 500 wheel spare and the Laser Strip reflected lights at night. Pic is at our apartment we rented the first year we were married.
This was my ’70 Dart which had a 472” low deck B, 727 and 8-3/4 rear. Was an absolute monster and my wife and I had tons of fun in that car.
This ‘92 Wrangler I swapped the 2.5L and 5spd for a Chevy 5.7 and 700R4 but I cannot find any shots of the swap. It looked factory with stock air cleaner setup and everything routed and done to mimic the donor veh.
This was my ’70 Dart which had a 472” low deck B, 727 and 8-3/4 rear. Was an absolute monster and my wife and I had tons of fun in that car.
This ‘92 Wrangler I swapped the 2.5L and 5spd for a Chevy 5.7 and 700R4 but I cannot find any shots of the swap. It looked factory with stock air cleaner setup and everything routed and done to mimic the donor veh.
had to put this here as it might of been out of place in portajohn. there have been some noses changing their shape over there.
Some more random vehs from the past.
This was my last new Z28, 2002 SS 6spd. Ran [email protected] bone stock.
2006 GT
93 4Runner
2001 GSXR 1000 with custom paint by David Bargoil
’96 F350 460 5spd
‘96 F150
‘88 4Runner
‘96 4Runner
This was my last new Z28, 2002 SS 6spd. Ran [email protected] bone stock.
2006 GT
93 4Runner
2001 GSXR 1000 with custom paint by David Bargoil
’96 F350 460 5spd
‘96 F150
‘88 4Runner
‘96 4Runner
Two thumbs up on the Camaro. Holy CRAP.. a 2002 Z28 SS.. holy grail of Z's... AND>...... a manual.. My other dream car.. 2002 WS6 Trans Am..
Yep, I'll be working on beans as soon as I get over my surgery coming up on the 22nd.
Beans are my favorite because I LOVE eating beans with my meals. Nothing better than a Delmonico steak, mashed potatoes and my own canned green beans.
When is dinner???
No Nookie like king Chinookie it's the only Nookie you need.
Time to fire up the Big Chief made in beautiful downtown Hood River Oregon.
Hook a brother up if you ever need another fishing pole over the side.
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