Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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Clearly a job for JB Weld……..
Fred Sanfords favorite drink: Champagne mixed with Ripple, Champipple.
- Mar 15, 2018
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I'll take mine off if you'll take. . . yours off?
I did a WM in Delmar that was nicknamed green teeth.
Oh man the ribbing was brutal...
Looks like some stop leak should fix that real nice.....
Where is this?
I would like to go see it.
looks like my old partners spirit animal ...
Old school self-recovery method that still works just fine.
Did an image search. Came up as a Leopard 1. Defense Capability Centre at Defense Academy Shrivenham.
DAMOD
www.da.mod.uk
Absolute Classics
its amazing what 1 more pound of boost will do!!!!!!
I watched this several times and still ain't sure that he didn't lose his head...Wow ! He really took that one in the kisser..........
Great thinking... fk that's a lot of digging.. !! Did they use a spade?
Yeah nah.
Anyone who has ever dug themselves out with one of those finds a way to carry a proper shovel in the vehicle for next time. I think the aluminium plate I had was better at moving dirt than that fucking thing.
Taco Bell farts, I been there too lady.
Can we start a Gofundme for this man's bail?
Wait a second. Aren't we supposed to be eating each other to save the planet? And why is a barbecue the one time the police get there early?
I'm confused.
Some of y’all need this….
https://babylonbee.com/news/faceboo...royer-to-distinguish-between-satire-fake-news
https://babylonbee.com/news/faceboo...royer-to-distinguish-between-satire-fake-news
“Ma’am you’ve got more curves than Laguna Seca, I’d sure like to ride you!”
Been there done that on to many pieces of equipment. Close your eyes and see it in your mind, will go in every time ——-eventually
I saw the Marines in Warpaint and the big fat bloody tampon myself. Do you want to see it, too?
And this is not the best story either. Where to start?
There was a 30 something E7 on two different occasions in two different structures in two consecutive weeks with two different 18 year old males setting off motion alarms late at night. The MPs could hear her wailing outside the building. Turns out she'd been bonking a new kid every few days for over a year. They thought it was a cat stuck somewhere. She got busted good for giving herself access that was not authorized, among other things.
Several blue falcons sneaking around deployed buddies' wives on base housing. Woe to the officer in one of these when the base QRF rolled up with a dog.
Lots of visitors at night. A perv light Colonel held at gunpoint behind a female barracks at 2am. He'd been sneaking around at night and even into rooms before he got caught.
Rape was a regular problem. The weirdest was a male MSGT busted for drugging male soldiers and raping them. Its amazing what a sick call for "hemorrhoids" will lead to being found.
Your garden variety loss of control. Two people getting heat stroke in a hummer while fornicating. They almost died. The jokes wrote themselves.
And then general bullshit. Getting called out to guard field showers at night while females showered and got clean because some units NCOs could not protect their own and other units' NCOs could not help themselves.
Which story do you want to believe? Because a lot of people are pigs and have no self control especially when alcohol, lack of sleep, and high stress is applied. And women can be far worse than most men.
