Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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You gotta grade on a curve. Went to a school in northern California back in the 80s. Small army post so remote civilians used the post office as it was the only one in the area. They somehow had access to the E club as they showed up every Friday and Saturday night. The local guys called them Bufforillas. A ten there wouldn't make a three in civilization.
One guy picked up two the first weekend there. At the end of the school we sitting through the out-brief, "This went well, SSgt Joe was the bestest," etc. The school commandant walked on stage and called the playboy's name. By the look on his face as he walked forward you would have thought he got caught with the commandant's daughter. Front and center and he is presented with a paper bag. Face drawn on one side and instructions on the other.
Would probably end both careers in today's military.
When we graduated from EOD school (old school, I’m talking Indian Head), we partied so hard the Thursday night before graduation. We were so hung over and still drunk the next morning. The CO of the School was in his dress whites giving us the “I’m proud of you speech”. Right in the middle of his speech, he paused and said, “ It fucking reeks in here. How much did you mother fuckers drink last night?” And then he continued on like he had never missed a beat. I’m sure that wouldn’t happen in today’s Navy.
I couldn’t afford that rock on her finger, unless I sold one of my rifles, and that ain’t happening!I want one ……………I can’t afford one , but I still want one
they are very expensive, plus then the mental stress of knowing every guy is sizing her up. She knows what she looks like so she doesn't have to try very hard...been through both types. I will keep my second choice.I want one ……………
My posts are so good y’all are liking them in the future! Today at multiple hours from now, or tomorrow.
Your just so slow that your almost a day behind the rest of us.
What the hell is that and where do you get one
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So the neighborhood my mom lives in is getting turned to shit with tribal and public assistance housing and there are hood rats aplenty. My brother just epoxied one of my moms old cell phones to the curb! 
Full disclosure part of me wants one
…… At this point in my life …… sure I could afford one …… , at my age I have learned that while she is beautiful … she is NOT worth the price of admission . Also at this point in life I have become convinced that my wife is the most attractive woman out there for me , and there is NOTHING more beautiful than my granddaughter. 
Picture or it didn't happen. This is a picture thread...
Hood Rat: Who glued this phone down?So the neighborhood my mom lives in is getting turned to shit with tribal and public assistance housing and there are hood rats aplenty. My brother just epoxied one of my moms old cell phones to the curb!
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Dirty D's Bro: I did.
Hood Rat: What the hell for, man?
Dirty D's Bro: I don’t feel the I need to explain my art to you, Hood Rat.
Lemme just pull out my Kodak Disc camera…
That’s like a game called ”stumble fishing”. Take an empty alcohol bottle and fill it with rain water. Smear some hand sanitizer on the top and screw the cap back on. Place bottle along known drunk paths.So the neighborhood my mom lives in is getting turned to shit with tribal and public assistance housing and there are hood rats aplenty. My brother just epoxied one of my moms old cell phones to the curb!
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I may need the ratchet set but I will pass on the pulled pork in your pocket
oh, an Argo. There is an Argo dealer not far from me. I very nearly bought one of their $35K 8-wheel ATVs back one winter when we had unusually high snows. Fortunately, I've learned enough over the years to not make big purchases based on assumptions (like that a machine like that will go anywhere, do anything). So I tried it out in the dealer's yard, then asked him trailer it over to my place to see how it would do in real undistrubed snow on a hill that was not all that steep. I was simply amazed at how poorly the thing did. It would barely even start up the hill before just spinning and digging in. I think the guy was embarrassed at how poorly it did. Even after he made several failing attempts to go straight up, and the sale was clearly out the window, he was so determined to have it do something, he even tried zig-zagging up the hill and still couldn't do it.Home | Sherp USA | Sherp ATV Dealer
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I later found an older used widetrack snowmobile that would do it easily, so I bought that for about 1% of the cost of the Argo.
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The cute ones were all over when I was in. They were in Aviation, medical, and MI.
There was a very hot Samoan Arabic speaking interrogator who made it very clear she wanted to date me.
I dated an Army Nurse who was gorgeous. But her command frowned on us lowly NCOs fishing in the medical pond.
I ended up meeting and later marrying then divorced an Army helo officer who was very cute. She had deep blue eyes and was an amazing track athlete.
Okay, which one of your dummies was this?
I added a 100 gallon tank on the back of my welding trailer when summer rolled around. I hose the ground down and myself before I start.
Makes it less fun to put in fence corners and gates though.
But cuts down on the drama from passers by when I have a good one acre blaze going before i stop welding and then have time to practice putting out a grass fire.
Marines..
At a large joint training base about 30 years ago…
A company first sergeant found two half dressed males at 3 am with blood all over them. He called a medical emergency. Medevac, MPs, and senior command all descended on the location.
The bloody males were Marines and they’d partied with one of the enlisted Army NCO females who just happened to be having her period.
They may not be practical in a stiff breeze, but I sure like the way your drapes hang.
Well, you know the floats in that carb will work perfectly at that angle.
Obviously it's not even bolted down and was just to take a few pics (I hope).
Be nice to see how they planned on routing the throttle cable too.
