Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
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unless you were an upper echelon officer you wouldn't see those in any armed forces...
In 1990 I was pulling into Henderson Hall... and they were doing road work. In typical contractor fashion they didn't bevel the edges on the road cut they'd done and I hit it full force. Car died immediately.
I walk up to the gate guard and ask if they can call a tow truck for me (no cell phones at that time), and the dipshit calls me a private and tells me it's my problem, no. (Guy couldn't see the stripes on my arms apparently... an issue that both the Corps and the Army suffered from. Typically when they saw them, they then start calling my SSgt... anyway...)
I go back to the car and RTFM again... and note that there is a fuel cutoff on Fords that trips during a serious collision. Humph. It's also not place you can just reset it, you have to rip the trunk lining out to get to it. WTF. I reset, and BAM, the car starts right up.
I walk back to the gate guard and say "Thanks for nothing dipshit." (I outrank the asshole...)
The 5' 10" drop dead gorgeous redhead female Marine pop's her head out of the GP and says "Excuse me?" "Oh, I'm terribly sorry. You must have had a shift change. Your predecessor refused to call me a tow truck, even though my car died right beside the entrance. I was going to start something now that the vehicle is operational." She says, and I'm not kidding, "Now that you're here you can start something with me!" I must have paused a little too long, as she started cracking up. We went to dinner a few times... she was very hot.
I found that in the DC Metro area, alot of the female Marines were pretty good looking. It was sorta odd.
I walk up to the gate guard and ask if they can call a tow truck for me (no cell phones at that time), and the dipshit calls me a private and tells me it's my problem, no. (Guy couldn't see the stripes on my arms apparently... an issue that both the Corps and the Army suffered from. Typically when they saw them, they then start calling my SSgt... anyway...)
I go back to the car and RTFM again... and note that there is a fuel cutoff on Fords that trips during a serious collision. Humph. It's also not place you can just reset it, you have to rip the trunk lining out to get to it. WTF. I reset, and BAM, the car starts right up.
I walk back to the gate guard and say "Thanks for nothing dipshit." (I outrank the asshole...)
The 5' 10" drop dead gorgeous redhead female Marine pop's her head out of the GP and says "Excuse me?" "Oh, I'm terribly sorry. You must have had a shift change. Your predecessor refused to call me a tow truck, even though my car died right beside the entrance. I was going to start something now that the vehicle is operational." She says, and I'm not kidding, "Now that you're here you can start something with me!" I must have paused a little too long, as she started cracking up. We went to dinner a few times... she was very hot.
I found that in the DC Metro area, alot of the female Marines were pretty good looking. It was sorta odd.
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There was an LT at MCRD San Diego...I first saw her while still in the forming company. I'd see her from time to time over the next 2 years. Truly beautiful. I can't remember her name but I still remember her face and how that tailored uniform fit.
I’ve actually met her…in Kuwait City when I was running the military side of the airport right after we seized it, and were starting the push into Iraq. That’s a pretty old pic if it’s who I think it is.
She was working for the Defense Courier Sevice (didn’t even know that was a thing at the time), and there was definitely a magnetism about her; you could literally feel it when she walked into a room. I recall thinking those eyes are gonna end a lot of careers!
Easily the most attractive person I ever actually laid eyes on in uniform.
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I remember Playboy did a spread of women in the military in the early 80's, maybe 81-82. I was at Nellis AFB then and one of the girls worked at Wing HQ. She was gorgeous, I don't remember her name. The Air Force definitely had some beauties. I of course "never" noticed because I was trained to only noticed the rank.
No Time for Sergeants
I think they booted her for something on the order of disrespect to the uniform because she posed with her blouse top, name tag, etc...
It was worth seeing though
It was worth seeing though
I have that issue in my basement in a box with about 10 years of Playboy mags.I remember Playboy did a spread of women in the military in the early 80's, maybe 81-82. I was at Nellis AFB then and one of the girls worked at Wing HQ. She was gorgeous, I don't remember her name. The Air Force definitely had some beauties. I of course "never" noticed because I was trained to only noticed the rank.
No Time for Sergeants
I remember Playboy did a spread of women in the military in the early 80's, maybe 81-82. I was at Nellis AFB then and one of the girls worked at Wing HQ. She was gorgeous, I don't remember her name. The Air Force definitely had some beauties. I of course "never" noticed because I was trained to only noticed the rank.
No Time for Sergeants
IIRC, that was about the same time that Johnny Carson invited a female Marine (could have been the same one) to appear on "The Tonight Show." As she was walking out from backstage (in uniform), after being introduced by Johnny, Doc Severinsen played half of the Marine Corps hymn and the other half was this nasty bit of strip teaser music.
Had a young lady in one of my sections who was drop dead gorgeous. Her name was Whisper Breeze. I asked if Whisper was a family name. She said her parents were hippies from California and were deeply disappointed in her.
You should have seen the female admin NCOs in the general's offices in the Pentagon. Every office had a knockout.
The ugly ones went to HH or some lowly colonel's office.
About 4-5 months before I finished my tour in the basement of the Pentagon, my boss got a female sergeant admin NCO that fit the description...although I'll warn you now that after seeing seeing her without 4lbs of warpaint on her face, she's not even a "5". Attitude was a solid "2" because she had dudes lined up around the corner to hump her leg everytime she posted a photo on social media.
She took about three days to become a headache, and I quickly became the one responsible for her even though I might have seen her 2-3 minutes/day. Nothing like having to check her social media and tell her to pull the underwear shots on a weekly basis.
Sergeant Marissa Lees was her name. You pervs can Google search that one.
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I will never forget the E club WMs with drunk Marines trailing them like she was a true catch. Not one was better than a "5" but on base, they were beauty queens.
Fucking Marines...
We had no pentagon ladies, we had the chicks that might be dudes... those were very different times - since you now literally have chicks that ARE dudes...
Fucking Marines...
We had no pentagon ladies, we had the chicks that might be dudes... those were very different times - since you now literally have chicks that ARE dudes...
Yes, alot of the women I was in the USAF with were, if fact, pretty good looking.
Of course, I was way to young to know how to properly take advantage of that....
Reforger 1976 male troop apprehended for taking advantage of female troop. Lot of drinking between scenarios and a female troop naked bent over rain barrel puking and male troop walks up behind her and services her. She was not a happy camper.
A lot of the female aviation crew members were fairly attractive, especially in 90 degree weather, perspiring, and sans bra under t shirt. Remember the first time I saw “wet t shirts” on the flight line - and thinking “oh shit”!
A lot of the female aviation crew members were fairly attractive, especially in 90 degree weather, perspiring, and sans bra under t shirt. Remember the first time I saw “wet t shirts” on the flight line - and thinking “oh shit”!
Name?I’ve actually met her…in Kuwait City when I was running the military side of the airport right after we seized it, and were starting the push into Iraq. That’s a pretty old pic if it’s who I think it is.
She was working for the Defense Courier Sevice (didn’t even know that was a thing at the time), and there was definitely a magnetism about her; you could literally feel it when she walked into a room. I recall thinking those eyes are gonna end a lot of careers!
Easily the most attractive person I ever actually laid eyes on in uniform.
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TIA,
Keith
Don’t recall…she was a USAF TSgt back in ‘03 or so, and a quick search on the pic I posted found this: https://m.facebook.com/pg/Murica/photos/
…so clearly not the same girl. Spittin’ image of the one I met in Kuwait though; probably her mom! LOL
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There are certain types of people in this world that this will divide all citizens into:
1. Those that see this and are cool with it because they are responsible adults with a sense of humor.
2. Firefighters - no humor, and there damn well better be a yellow/black square around that part of the wall. And there had better not be one fucking thing in front of it. And its already out of code because it doesn't have a service tag.
3. Those who will obviously try to put out a fire with the torch. These people are not useful during stressful events.
4. General populace morons who will undoubtedly do something sexual with this setup.
5. Boys. This is the ideal setup for them. When (not if) they catch the yard on fire they know exactly where the extinguisher is.
6. Adult men (not men who are taking the first semester of Adulting 101) - perfect setup for lighting cigars with your buds and putting out fires from the welder in the garage.
Don’t recall…was a USAF TSgt back in ‘03 or so, and a quick search found this: https://m.facebook.com/pg/Murica/photos/
…so clearly not the same girl. Spittin’ image of the one I met in Kuwait though; probably her mom! LOL
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I was referring to the lady with the curly, dark hair in the picture if the first post that I replied to.
Keith
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You gotta grade on a curve. Went to a school in northern California back in the 80s. Small army post so remote civilians used the post office as it was the only one in the area. They somehow had access to the E club as they showed up every Friday and Saturday night. The local guys called them Bufforillas. A ten there wouldn't make a three in civilization.
One guy picked up two the first weekend there. At the end of the school we sitting through the out-brief, "This went well, SSgt Joe was the bestest," etc. The school commandant walked on stage and called the playboy's name. By the look on his face as he walked forward you would have thought he got caught with the commandant's daughter. Front and center and he is presented with a paper bag. Face drawn on one side and instructions on the other.
Would probably end both careers in today's military.
