Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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An Army guy I knew had a malfunction on his very FIRST actual jump. Had to pop his reserve.

had a floating ripcord and a “May West” malfunction (T-10C chutes) on my very first free-fall jump….and proceeded to dislocate and separate my shoulder on the landing. Good times.

Took me two months of rehab, and gave up some leave to get into the last course available to me, but I did go back and finish (actually re-do) the course.
 
Don't her nipples look like they are in the complete wrong place? If she was drawn I would have said to the Artist, "No, that's not right, you need to move them way down". Or is it just me?

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Big Head: "Those breasts don't look natural."

Little Head: "Dude, you just cockblocked yourself. Pull down them panties and let me do my job."

Big Head: "But ... they look like a bad Photoshop or surgery ..."

Little Head: "Not my MOS, man."