People at gas stations, really?
- Thread starter Larke
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Love. It’s what makes a Subaru, a Subaru.
You need to love your fellow man, even at the pump. You see your fellow’s pump click as she/shim struts into the shoppette, then be a kind neighbor and get it going again.
#InThisTogether
You need to love your fellow man, even at the pump. You see your fellow’s pump click as she/shim struts into the shoppette, then be a kind neighbor and get it going again.
#InThisTogether
use a horse and buggy load it with hay no need to fuel up or plug in just don't be in a hurry
you the wife and kids and horse just moving down the road on your way to Florida ain't no one going to steal your wheels .
Almost $8 a bale now, worse than gas.
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I bet somewhere there is a jeep guy bitching just like this because I didn’t wave back at him. Dumbest shit ever
Once in JAX I pulled into a station off the interstate. Place was SUPER busy. I watched one old guy start pumping gas, then just walks off towards the front of the parking lot while the fuel is going. He's acting kind of weird with his back to me and the way his body/arms are in motion, I see something it's like he's pouring water out a bottle . Next thing I realize....HE IS PISSING!!! This Boomer is facing the main road, whipped out his dick, and IS PISSING all over. He casually walks back to his Audi stops the fuel and drives off. WTF Boomer!!! 
The truck stop next to our shop has 2 gas pumps and a bunch of truck pumps.
I have been that guy that asks everyone parked at the gas pumps what the fuck their problem is with the parking lot. The pumps are closer to the door, so they just pull up and park. Pretty obvious you're not pumping gas into the passenger front fender on your Cummins Dodge.
It's 90% Dodge and Subaru driver's that do this stupid shit also.
I'm sure the truckers hate me because I have to walk inside to charge the fuel I pumped. This means I leave the truck at the pump because they can't pump until I'm done in the store anyways.
I have been that guy that asks everyone parked at the gas pumps what the fuck their problem is with the parking lot. The pumps are closer to the door, so they just pull up and park. Pretty obvious you're not pumping gas into the passenger front fender on your Cummins Dodge.
It's 90% Dodge and Subaru driver's that do this stupid shit also.
I'm sure the truckers hate me because I have to walk inside to charge the fuel I pumped. This means I leave the truck at the pump because they can't pump until I'm done in the store anyways.
10 gallons? Holy shit!! You have some deep pockets.
I was raised around horses, and rode a lot when I was young. I have zero use for those hay burning shitters.
Unless the apocalypse happens and that's the only means of transportation left, someone else can deal with those damn animals.
Unless the apocalypse happens and that's the only means of transportation left, someone else can deal with those damn animals.
Ditto. Too much fucking work. But the girls/wimmins LOVE 'em. So, they got that going for them.
At the rate this administration is pushing "radical change", the "we have gas" might soon become "we used to have gas".
But don't worry, you'll be able to get in line for a new $100k electric car with enough range to get to work and back and you might be allowed to charge it during your rationed electric usage period.
Ever seen bikers go on a tear about the wave? I guess it's the equivalent of flipping them off.
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I forgotI was filling my Diesel last friday to go camping at the lake.
There was this fucking idiot in a Subaru she was washing off her wipers with a rag, you cant make this shit up.
Actually, that helps extend the life of the wiper blades. I do it all the time.
Last week we rented a 12 pax van for a trip.
It started raining on the way to the house and Rebecca commented on how shitty and worn the wipers were.
I went into the house, wet a rag with soap and water and cleaned the blades.
They worked just like new after that.
And yeah, those stupid fucks at the only diesel pump. Fuck them.
Last fill up on my truck, I got to watch a construction crew of toofless wonders having a picnic lunch at the pump after they filled up and went inside.
4 of them decided to smoke while eating. Yes they were right next to the pump...
Once in JAX I pulled into a station off the interstate. Place was SUPER busy. I watched one old guy start pumping gas, then just walks off towards the front of the parking lot while the fuel is going. He's acting kind of weird with his back to me and the way his body/arms are in motion, I see something it's like he's pouring water out a bottle . Next thing I realize....HE IS PISSING!!! This Boomer is facing the main road, whipped out his dick, and IS PISSING all over. He casually walks back to his Audi stops the fuel and drives off. WTF Boomer!!!
Annnnnnnd, the fucker didn't wash his hands.
After seeing that shit.....I make it MORE than just a point to use gloves, disinfecting wipes, a body suit, full breathing apparatus, and thermal scanning for biologicals at all the fuel pumps now. I'm just trying to stay safe out there.
Because FUCK YOU, that's why. The average self absorbed asshole, typically a fucking Democrat, does not give two shits about other people. The absolute last thing these fucking cunts would think of is other people. They piss on the toilet seats, use all the paper towels and never say a fucking word. When they come visit they grab the last soda or beer and they sure as fuck never bring soda or beer to your house, they are fucking mooches too.
Good luck pulling back onto the roadway, these cunts cannot make a left-hander into traffic any more than they can land on the fucking moon. The on-ramp is a total fucking mystery and they'll crawl into traffic at 43 miles per fucking hour in a fucking 70 causing everyone to swerve to miss their dumb asses. In about 5 miles they'll have crept up to 63.24 miles per hour and they will move into the left lane with no fucking blinker and there they will remain for the next 300 fucking miles. When a construction zone comes up, single lane, 55 mph for 13 miles, these cunts will do 43 mph because honestly fuck you, it is their road too. No blinker turns are their specialty and the 2.7 miles pass of a car going 55 mph by a piece of shit going 56.3 mph is the norm.
Every facet of their self absorbed asshole life is like this. They pull into the McDonald's drive thru and you would think they fucking arrived from Cuba yesterday the way they study that menu. Gotta piss??? Good fucking luck, they will stand there and play with their dicks for 15 minutes if there is a line.
I work 90 miles from home. So I own a second home near work, I bring some groceries and my lap top and head for the other house once each way, every week. A Biden cunt will be driving 59.2 in a 60, if you pull out to pass they speed up to 74, if they hit a no passing zone they slow down to 48. Sometimes there will be 4 or 5 in a row, each driving slower than the next. Fuck all of them.
My 2nd car is a Shelby GT350, easily one of the fastest things on the road. After 15 miles of this crap, I pulled out as they all sped up to 75 to stop anyone from passing. Lucky for me, on this day my top end was far beyond the average piece of shit in a van or shitbox SUV. The lead shitbox was all the way to 90 before he gave up the ghost. I was pacing him waiting for the engine to explode or something else with his pile of shit car died. I passed and 90 seconds later they were two miles back going 54.3 in a 60 zone as usual.
Fuck all of them and their shitty president.
All of that pent up hostility surfaces just because he wouldn't cross streams with you ?Once in JAX I pulled into a station off the interstate. Place was SUPER busy. I watched one old guy start pumping gas, then just walks off towards the front of the parking lot while the fuel is going. He's acting kind of weird with his back to me and the way his body/arms are in motion, I see something it's like he's pouring water out a bottle . Next thing I realize....HE IS PISSING!!! This Boomer is facing the main road, whipped out his dick, and IS PISSING all over. He casually walks back to his Audi stops the fuel and drives off. WTF Boomer!!!
I keep a roll of blue towels in my truck, and have for years, just for that shit. I have no idea what shitbags are doing wile riding alone in their cars,, but I have a pretty good idea. I don't remember the last time I touched a pump handle.
If you don't see the problem with what OP is talking about you are likely part of the problem, you probably drive 50 in a 60 also. You telling me those peoples time and laziness is more valuable than OP's time? Have some consideration for others, get out of the way.
Lesbaru.
My fiance's freind called yesterday, she said she got hit on by a random hot lesbian- because of her car. "I told her I was straight!" she said. The girl was surprised.. "But..you're driving Subaru.."
lesbaru
A late model Subaru, typically a wagon, seen being driven by a woman; these vehicles are (seemingly) often purchased and driven by lesbians.My fiance's freind called yesterday, she said she got hit on by a random hot lesbian- because of her car. "I told her I was straight!" she said. The girl was surprised.. "But..you're driving Subaru.."
I usually drive the speed limit, if you don't like it, go around me..........I may be slow, but I am ahead of you.........
I can’t stand dipshits who go inside and fuck off at a busy gas station while parked at a pump, instead of pulling up to a regular parking spot. When its the one E85 pump at the station (yay twin turbskis) I get even more frustrated.
I don’t go full Internet Screed about it while admitting I drive a Subi, tho
I don’t go full Internet Screed about it while admitting I drive a Subi, tho
Back "In The Day" like the early 80's before there were cameras *EveRywhErE!* if people did shit like this they ended up with a stabbed tire or busted windshield. Now this would be a Hate Crime to puncture the tire of an asshole who parked his car at the gas pump and went in for a sammich and a bag-O-chips while everyone else just stood around and begged for 5 gallons of gas.
Back in the Last Century you could punch out an asshole in the parking lot of the local late night convenience store at 3am and be home and in bed before The Law showed up 20 minutes later. Now days they'd charge you with a Hate Crime, kick the front door down, shoot yer dog and drag you to the cruiser in cuffs (naked) because there are cams everywhere and punching a prick who won't stop trying to steal yer car while yer getting a microwave burrito is just not to be tolerated.
There are no repercussions for being a dick in public anymore. So it is rampant. Courtesy? Never.....
VooDoo
Back in the Last Century you could punch out an asshole in the parking lot of the local late night convenience store at 3am and be home and in bed before The Law showed up 20 minutes later. Now days they'd charge you with a Hate Crime, kick the front door down, shoot yer dog and drag you to the cruiser in cuffs (naked) because there are cams everywhere and punching a prick who won't stop trying to steal yer car while yer getting a microwave burrito is just not to be tolerated.
There are no repercussions for being a dick in public anymore. So it is rampant. Courtesy? Never.....
VooDoo
Yes, but we live in Shreveport, where 80% of the people suck big, slimy, green, donkey dicks.I jumped a guy’s ass last week for this. I pull up behind him, waiting for the pump. He finished, put the pump handle up, and walks inside to do his frikkin grocery shopping. He come out 5-6 minutes later, opens his car door and pulls out his wallet and starts heading back into the store. He forgot his wallet.I told him he need to move his fucking car up to the store, then go shop. He looked at me like I was crazy...and I just about was. He moved his car. Fukin people just suck...they just suck. The older I get, the more they suck.
The stationary version of not getting out of the fucking passing lane.
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Kind of like how you feel when you pull up to your charge point and find some fossil blocking it like a jerk.
I remember the sound of my GTX 5533 primary spooling up. Didn't whine half as much as some in this thread.
I'm retired and get up VERY EARLY. This thread is the reason I gas up at 3:30 AM. My only problem is finding the attendant, who is usually in the back spanking his monkey.
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