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NASCAR driver goes BERSERK on a fellow racer after a wreck
Grady managed to pull down the window netting in Callihan's car and threw haymaker after haymaker at his head. After continuing on, Grady was picked up and hauled away by a bystander.
For those of you running the combines… truth!
Well, shit. Now who will make the tea and sammiches?
The IRS suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his Deckhand, so they sent an agent to investigate him.
IRS AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."
Boat Owner: “Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $30 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."
IRS AGENT: “That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."
Boat Owner: “That would be me. What would you like to know?"
IRS AGENT: “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them."
Boat Owner: “Well, there's Clarence, my deckhand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $30 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Bacardi rum and a dozen Budweisers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally."
IRS AGENT: “That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one."
Boat Owner: “That would be me. What would you like to know?"
God I loved that show. Some of the funniest stuff ever. There some out takes floating around the web that are even funnier.
I was thinking the wire nut was not necessary. But yeah, misaligned screw heads are just shoddy work.
Amazing to think Mengele may have been watching that in his Argentine lair and WWII vets were men in their early 50s.
Real Nazis and real bonafide "Antifa" with notches on their guns walked the planet in their prime.
Ridicule took away the power of the symbols, same in Blazing Saddles for racism.
They were adults with perspective.
By comparison we are ignorant children throwing tantrums these days.
I don't care who you are, that size of a baby coming out of a female body is unbelievable.
Congrats to the mom and whoever the father is, anyone on the Hide????
I was thinking the wire nut was not necessary. But yeah, misaligned screw heads are just shoddy work.
I see we have another electrician on the Hide.....
In 1912, a year before the pavilion was destroyed by arson, the titanic sank with men giving up their seats on the life boats for women and children. Here is the breakdown of who was saved and who was not saved.
So the next time that there's another "Titanic" disaster, everyone lines up for the lifeboats according to age with the youngest first.
That means people like, Nancy Mussolini, Diane Frankenstein, Hellonearth Clinton and Maxipad Waters go to the back of the line.
People like Nick Sandmann, Kyle Rittenhouse, Matt Walsh, James O'keefe and Charlie Kirk will be found ahead of the aforementioned hags.
Titanic Disaster: Official Casualty Figures and Commentary
Titanic Disaster official casualty figures, with commentary on sex, age, and class variations.
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It’s painfully apparent how this person votes, and that she is in fact vaccinated many times.
I think this person is genuinely mentally ill. A real Karen would have tried to pose a philosophical argument like his male privilege was oppressing her.
Funny True story, past Friday, a black farmer(regular customer, great guy) came in to get some dove shells. It was close to closing, I said you almost waited to late, he said I been working all day and most of the night the past few days, I said what you been doing picking cotton? There was 3 or 4 people in the area and 2 of them snapped their heads around when I said that! He looked at them and said, it ain't gonna pick itself, and left. The look on their face was priceless. He farms several thousand acres and it's cotton and peanut picking time here.
Dehydrating today... I won't see the cats for 12 hours or so...
Sirhr
Yeah... like when it's -20 in VT and you are 16 and have to chase 16 horses around a pasture putting blankets on them that they don't want to be wearing... and it takes you until after dark before you can do your homework.
Yeah... This is why it's better to get food at the Piggly-Wiggly than to grow it or herd it!
[respect]all you dudes[/respect]
Sirhr
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