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Did some moron really try to eat a pizza before taking it out of the box, or is this just an example of covering your ass against all possible liability? Either way, I think we're doomed as a species.
Or there is a very slim possibility that someone with a great sense of irony and sarcasm designed the box and it actually got approved by management or they didn’t look at it.
Did some moron really try to eat a pizza before taking it out of the box, or is this just an example of covering your ass against all possible liability? Either way, I think we're doomed as a species.
Even if this is fake, NY deserves her (it, that, whatever, WTF)
It is fake but this creepy video isn't. She and Pedo Joe are drinking out of the same watering trough.
This probably should have a thread of its own as well. Good for all to listen to.
Mental Health and Guns. Cody Firearms museum podcast episode with Michael Sodini (former president of Eagle Imports).
Mental Health and Guns. Cody Firearms museum podcast episode with Michael Sodini (former president of Eagle Imports).
Walk the Talk America
Walk The Talk America is focused on bridging the gap between mental health and responsible firearm ownership.
walkthetalkamerica.org
This probably should have a thread of its own as well. Good for all to listen to.
Mental Health and Guns. Cody Firearms museum podcast episode with Michael Sodini (former president of Eagle Imports).
Walk the Talk America
Walk The Talk America is focused on bridging the gap between mental health and responsible firearm ownership.walkthetalkamerica.org
I'm still in the process of listening to the podcast.
Keep in mind that you could be labeled a nut-case simply because you want to own a gun. Some mental health "experts" will use that to give you a negative assessment on an evaluation.
You could be perfectly normal with everything else but simply by wanting own a gun will get you into trouble. Now just think about what your evaluation will look like if you also want carry a gun.
PS: I wouldn't give anyone in the mental health field the sweat off of my balls if they were dying of thirst. I cannot think of a more worthless profession. They only thing they do is steal another person's oxygen.
If anyone cares to disagree, save your effort. I will not be convinced.
PSS: I listened to half of the pod cast and couldn't tolerate anymore of it. Fuck those asshole mental health professionals. There is nothing going to change their minds about the 2A community.
I haven't seen one psychologist, psychiatrist, counselor or social worker that had enough common sense to pour water out of a bucket even if the directions were written on the bottom. Not only that, they lie every time they open their mouths.
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And the bartender says “Why The Long Face”
Had to design boxes for work….
Snuck an American Flag made in USA in there.
Better seeing them filled with USA made stuff….
A sign of a healthy person is one that has irrational thoughts but does not act on them.
I’ve taken two three hour long mental health tests back in the day when we had a normal country.
In one the psych said I had some of the highest scores that he had seen (which is fucking scary) and despite the work post I was requesting not being one they would send people to when they requested it, he was going to let me go.
I bet these tests have changed significantly and I doubt I would pass such a test today.
Questions that stuck out “If you were on a straight roadway and knew there was no chance of being caught by law enforcement would you speed” or “If you saw a large clear pane of glass and had a rock would you think about smashing it”.
There is only way rational sane way to answer that shit and not getting it right proves you a liar.
Three hours of that boring shit. 99% of the questions are chaff and not paying attention you will answer wrong when you come upon the wheat.
Why do you think this? NY is the one of the largest agricultural state in the country. Upstate NY is one of the greatest place I ever lived. There is endless farmland across the whole state with some of the most conservative good ole boys I've ever met.
I too used to make the mistake of thinking NY was one giant city covering a whole state....... I was hugely wrong.
An applicant for a job was getting an exam from the company psychologist.
He was asked the usual questions and given the battery of usual tests.
When it came to the Rorschach inkblot test the psychologist told the applicant; "I'm going to show you a series of images. When you see these images, I want you to say the first thing that comes to mind."
The psychologist shows the man the first image and he says, "sex."
The applicant is shown the 2nd inkblot and he says, "sex."
Again, when shown the third image, the applicant says, "sex."
This continues with every inkblot that the psychologist shows the applicant and the response is always, "sex."
At the conclusion of the inkblot test the psychologist tells the man, "Sir based on your responses to the images presented to you, I can say with a high degree of scientific certainty that you are obsessed with sex."
The applicant replies, "Not me doctor. I think that you have the problem. Those are your cards. I just told you what I saw on them."
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David Blaine can handle live frogs in his gut, but what about hot wings? 
Hi, I'm a leatherback sea turtle. I live in the ocean and like to float around and shit. Hippies and environmentalists get a hard-on for me, cause nature dude. But I have a secret.... Come here and let me tell you...
They're also the biggest turtle and can weigh over half a ton and reach speeds of over 20 mph when swimming.
Living in Lowcountry waters where we frequently find alligators swimming at the beach, one of these leatherbacks can scare the crap out of you if you're surfing and they pop up their gigantic head within a few feet. Ask me how I know.
