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Apparently, someone tried to bump start their aircraft carrier in too low a gear. Always use a high gear!
Sirhr
It’s pretty simple, x people = y resources so 0.1x people = 0.1y resources.
We already know what to do but no one has the Will to do it.
And without American (and German) agri-science... feeding the damn world... we'd not have the problems.
Those Unicef boxes that kids carried around in the '60's and '70's... to 'Feed the poor african kids' and get them all vaxxed up... caused a population explosion the world has never known. But that's ok... because they grew up to have really fun little surrogate wars that kept the US and USSR arms industries in the black!
Oh and someone apparently "Does" have the will to do it. But amazingly enough, the useless eaters aren't cooperating! They're just getting pissed off at a "Let them eat cake" level.
Sirhr
Oh and one Krakatoa-level volcano c. 1880's... or one Laki-level volcano c. 1790... could bring about 3 years of failed crops... severe weather impacts. And a massive die-off in places where imported food is the only think keeping a region alive. U.S. can feed itself no problem. But if exports go byebye... it's dead Africans, Indians and Chinese at a biblical level. We're overdue for a big volcano eruption, BTW.
You first, please.
Awwe look. Our genocidal clown is back. Probably sitting with his/her fauxchi poster decorations double masked in the isolation room
How many times does an idiot have to be fooled before he realizes he's an idiot?
Wrong Again: 50 Years of Failed Eco-pocalyptic Predictions - Competitive Enterprise Institute
Modern doomsayers have been predicting climate and environmental disaster since the 1960s. They continue to do so today. None of the apocalyptic predictions with due dates as of today have come true. What follows is a collection of notably wild predictions from notable people in government and...
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How many times does an idiot have to be fooled before he realizes he's an idiot?
Wrong Again: 50 Years of Failed Eco-pocalyptic Predictions - Competitive Enterprise Institute
Modern doomsayers have been predicting climate and environmental disaster since the 1960s. They continue to do so today. None of the apocalyptic predictions with due dates as of today have come true. What follows is a collection of notably wild predictions from notable people in government and...
It's never happened, so no one knows.
...and she posted it on Twitter?
I'm going with either a cheap rod made in China OR hydro-lock.
A+ for ingenuity!
D- for practicality.
B+ for humor value.
C- for caliber choice.
F. For putting it on ChiCom TikTok where Pedophiles might buy it.
Sirhr
It's all fun and games until cousin Eddie shows up.
Don't forget to turn on the Mariah CareyWatching Christmas Vacation
We have to watch it, Die Hard and Christmas In Handcuffs each year
Wonder what that sounded like? Make you skip a heartbeat or two.
Only if you are the Captain or ChEng!
The rest of them probably thought they just ran over a destroyer...
Sirhr
Don't forget... Rambo (First Blood), Three Days of the Condor, Invasion USA and Cobra are all Christmas movies...Watching Christmas Vacation
We have to watch it, Die Hard and Christmas In Handcuffs each year
Just 'sayin!
SIrhr
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I bet the ice cream machine didn't work then either
You have to include the uncut version of Bad Santa........Watching Christmas Vacation
We have to watch it, Die Hard and Christmas In Handcuffs each year
Oh I am not including any "Santa" movies... Home Alone... Bad Santa... Elf... Christmas Vacation... Those are well-known and accepted. I merely include the "Good" movies that we can all enjoy here.
SIrhr
PS... Christmas Vacation is a Good movie. Awesome, in fact. So... not against Christmas movies. But if folks want to foist Hallmark's "Wheelchair Gimp non-binary Muslim Christmas from the Coalmine" on us as Christmas Movies... I am damn sure including "On her Majesty's Secret Service." So There. Neener neener neener...
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