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I wave at a neighbor like that. Trying to smile and be friendly even know they know and I know that we hate each other with a hate that knows no bounds. (He is a real son of a bitch, who’s reputation is known far and wide. Me, I’m just a nice fellow ).
When the belly is fulleth with the evening feasting on fish, fowl and the fatted calf and have put away the sword, buckler, dagger, and body armor be content to lieth in the bed and rest the head on the bosom of the SWMBO. Yea, neglect not the firestick. Keepeth it loaded with leaden seeds of freedom that turneth into mushrooms in the bodies of thine enemies. Keepeth it clean and anointed with oil. And if the have let the rust creepeth into the bowels of the firestick may the be cursed among gunslingers and hold the manhood cheap. Showeth not thine face among the armed brethren that dwelleth in the gun clubs and marketplace of the firesticks. Harken unto these words so that when the unclean human pieces of excrement crosseth thine doorway that the may filleth their bowels with leaden seeds that turneth into mushrooms and turneth them into worm food."
– From the Book of Armaments 9:11
See how weird that looks? The 'ye' sound in old English isn't a 'y'. The Y is a shortened/ close approximation of the letter thorn. Thorn has the sound of 'th'.
When thy belly is fulleth with thine evening feasting on fish, fowl and yon fatted calf and thou hast put away thy sword, buckler, dagger, and body armor be content to lieth in thy bed and rest thine head on bosom of thine SWMBO. Yea, neglect not thy firestick. Keepeth it loaded with leaden seeds of freedom that turneth into mushrooms in yon bodies of thine enemies. Keepeth it clean and anointed with oil. And if thou hast let the rust creepeth into bowels of thy firestick may thou be cursed among gunslingers and holdest thy manhood cheap. Showeth not thine face among armed brethren that dwelleth in thy gun clubs and marketplace of firesticks. Harken unto these words so that when yon unclean human pieces of excrement crosseth thine doorway that thou may filleth their bowels with leaden seeds that turneth into mushrooms and turneth them into worm food."
– From the Book of Armaments 9:11
Doesn't that sound better?
Winter is the best time. They don’t hibernate. Spring and summer they go nocturnal.
Ten in one day is my record, set about 6 weeks ago.
One of these days I’m gonna cut the hindquarters off and cook ‘em in a crockpot.
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Installed my Pat’s Easy Hitch system 
and some hooks on the bucket. The nuts on the hook install are inside the weldment and were interesting to get to.
and some hooks on the bucket. The nuts on the hook install are inside the weldment and were interesting to get to.And my long azz driveway and the gravel work I did yesterday. Raked it to bring the stone back up and the fines down.
See the young man in this picture? He was 18 years old when it was taken at the train station in Mobile, Alabama, in 1952. There is $1.50 in his pocket. In that bag by his foot are two changes of clothes. (And if his mama was anything like most other mamas in the South, probably some sandwiches and other snacks.) He was on his way to Indiana to take a job. He was going to play baseball for the Indy Clowns of the Negro Leagues. Apparently, he was pretty good at it. A couple of years later, he was signed by the (then minor league) Milwaukee Brewers. He played for the Brewers for 2 seasons, then moved across town to the Braves, and later followed them to Atlanta. Eventually, he was the last Negro League player to be on a major league roster.
Even though the team has changed stadiums (twice) since then, his retired number, 44, still hangs on the outfield wall of the old Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium near where he belted a homer to break Babe Ruth's all-time record (which he held for 33 years).
His name is "Hammerin' Hank" Aaron.
Even though the team has changed stadiums (twice) since then, his retired number, 44, still hangs on the outfield wall of the old Atlanta-Fulton County Stadium near where he belted a homer to break Babe Ruth's all-time record (which he held for 33 years).
His name is "Hammerin' Hank" Aaron.
You have to do it when it's least expected and catches them off-guard. They will usually wave back and then curse themselves for the moment of weakness.
RIP Patrice.....Taken way too soon and when we need people like him most now!
Don't know why it's not linking video but works when you click on it.
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Love My Pat's. The quick connect on the PTO is probably my best money spent after themInstalled my Pat’s Easy Hitch system
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Unless you’re messing with me, in which case, good one. Plague, though, not monkeypox. Unless you knew that and you’re just messing with me, in which case, good one.
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observing all laws and regulations at all times
“You’re world is…is…ehh”
I miss Patrice so much. He and John Pinnette are probably the two comics I’m the most upset about not being able to see
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