Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Its technically true. But does the volume of the lighter change? Let’s see how she answers that.

It’s sad when you didn’t say something stupid but it can be put on a meme and people find it entirely plausible it came out of your mouth.

Kamala is known more for what goes into her mouth.
 
Getting stabbed by a penis is different than a knife......


ETA....damn beat by @168BTHPM

Doc
Getting stabbed by a penis is different than a knife......


ETA....damn beat by @168BTHPM

Doc
Sucks to suck gay boy.

I've been stabbed by a knife ya twat. It stuck in my bone, shit hurt lol

When it comes to penis I'm a virgin, saving that for a special lady 🤣
 
Just had a guy with Down syndrome on a trike road rage me.

I was driving real slow when I saw him coming swerving around then stopped to let him pass, he drifts completely into my lane looking at the ground so I tap the horn 10-15' before he runs into my front bumper, and he starts yelling at me for being on the wrong side of the road....

Mother fucker I'm the one in the correct lane 🤣
 
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I assume he’s in a strip club. If not, ignore.

My very unoriginal theory is that almost all strippers hate men. That’s partly why they strip…to tempt and tease and manipulate dudes. A power trip. Usually to subconsciously get back at their father that hurt them bad somehow, long ago.

Being pretty drunk is the only way for me to ignore the female hate in those places (then it’s pretty fun). So I bet that poor guy is stone cold sober. And…maybe gay lol. Or Mormon. Or some other super religious sect. Or…autistic. Or all of those things (omg the hell). Sober gay autistic Mormon.

Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick.

My title for a book, The Case of The Sober Gay Autistic Mormon.

This brought back a “smell” memory: Strippers always have that certain baby-powder smell…a smell that girlfriends never have.

Unless you like stripper girlfriends lol.
I've never been to a strip club, waste of money lol.

Also I've known too many strippers after guys I knew married them.
 
I've never been to a strip club, waste of money lol.

Also I've known too many strippers after guys I knew married them.
If you're gonna go to a bar and pay for drinks, might as well be looking at tits.
The Cotton Club in St. John's Newfoundland is well worth the price of admission.
It's in an old Cathiloc church.