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Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

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Been there, in the bar alone having a relaxing night and next thing you know you're molested.

I didn't look so upset though. I did find out she was married however. I was almost an unintentional Jody.
I assume he’s in a strip club. If not, ignore.

My very unoriginal theory is that almost all strippers hate men. That’s partly why they strip…to tempt and tease and manipulate dudes. A power trip. Usually to subconsciously get back at their father that hurt them bad somehow, long ago.

Being pretty drunk is the only way for me to ignore the female hate in those places (then it’s pretty fun). So I bet that poor guy is stone cold sober. And…maybe gay lol. Or Mormon. Or some other super religious sect. Or…autistic. Or all of those things (omg the hell). Sober gay autistic Mormon.

Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick.

My title for a book, The Case of The Sober Gay Autistic Mormon.

This brought back a “smell” memory: Strippers always have that certain baby-powder smell…a smell that girlfriends never have.

Unless you like stripper girlfriends lol.
 
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Its technically true. But does the volume of the lighter change? Let’s see how she answers that.

It’s sad when you didn’t say something stupid but it can be put on a meme and people find it entirely plausible it came out of your mouth.

Kamala is known more for what goes into her mouth.
 
Getting stabbed by a penis is different than a knife......


ETA....damn beat by @168BTHPM

Doc
Getting stabbed by a penis is different than a knife......


ETA....damn beat by @168BTHPM

Doc
Sucks to suck gay boy.

I've been stabbed by a knife ya twat. It stuck in my bone, shit hurt lol

When it comes to penis I'm a virgin, saving that for a special lady 🤣