Sucks to suck gay boy.
I've been stabbed by a knife ya twat. It stuck in my bone, shit hurt lol
When it comes to penis I'm a virgin, saving that for a special lady
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I've been stabbed by a knife ya twat. It stuck in my bone, shit hurt lol
When it comes to penis I'm a virgin, saving that for a special lady
Just had a guy with Down syndrome on a trike road rage me.
I was driving real slow when I saw him coming swerving around then stopped to let him pass, he drifts completely into my lane looking at the ground so I tap the horn 10-15' before he runs into my front bumper, and he starts yelling at me for being on the wrong side of the road....
Mother fucker I'm the one in the correct lane
I was driving real slow when I saw him coming swerving around then stopped to let him pass, he drifts completely into my lane looking at the ground so I tap the horn 10-15' before he runs into my front bumper, and he starts yelling at me for being on the wrong side of the road....
Mother fucker I'm the one in the correct lane
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I've never been to a strip club, waste of money lol.
Also I've known too many strippers after guys I knew married them.
If you're gonna go to a bar and pay for drinks, might as well be looking at tits.
The Cotton Club in St. John's Newfoundland is well worth the price of admission.
It's in an old Cathiloc church.
I can’t think of a time when I would have read that as “A New Start”
You've been broken a long, long time.
This is about how gun laws work to.
I don't really drink, I just worked at bars back in the day.
Worse than that, I keep picturing it with a jelly filling and some drizzled on icing.
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200,000. For some odd reason I wanted that, but I’m not really into numerology, so I can’t even explain why. Interesting it came on the 4,000th page as well. . .Now 200,006 is my lucky number
Well, there are 50 posts per page, so it stands to reason…200,000. For some odd reason I wanted that, but I’m not really into numerology, so I can’t even explain why. Interesting it came on the 4,000th page as well. . .Now 200,006 is my lucky number
Hi Mike,
Hard to believe you have never been to a strip club.
As a group (from work), we would take guys who were getting married to one for lunch (Bachelor party). Great fun until their fiancé/wife found out.
Huh.200,000. For some odd reason I wanted that, but I’m not really into numerology, so I can’t even explain why. Interesting it came on the 4,000th page as well. . .Now 200,006 is my lucky number
Do I win a Major Award or something?
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And now I feel totally stupid. For some reason I thought that the length of the posts determined what made up a ‘page’. “And we let this guy around firearms?. . .”
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All the knowledge that he had had had had no affect on the outcome.
My Dad sent me this today. He will be 71 years old this year.
I wondered if I had shown you a picture(s) of my home for a couple of years (the Boutwell WHEC 719; 723 is the Rush). The 12 of these Hamilton class ships were partly funded by the Navy to augment anti-submarine warfare capabilities, entitled us to an annual 5 week war games 'vacation' in San Diego. Rest of the year we patrolled the Aleutians & Bering Sea. They had variable pitch props (didn't have to reverse shaft rotation to stop) & were powered by twin Pratt & Whitney turbines + dual 18 cyl. diesels. As an electronics tech. petty officer with radar specialty, the top of the 2 masts were part of my private domain (rotating antennas). These ships served ~50 yrs. before being parceled out to friendly countries. The Boutwell is now the BRP Bonifacio in the Philippines navy. I loved going to sea, my married shipmates not so much.
I wondered if I had shown you a picture(s) of my home for a couple of years (the Boutwell WHEC 719; 723 is the Rush). The 12 of these Hamilton class ships were partly funded by the Navy to augment anti-submarine warfare capabilities, entitled us to an annual 5 week war games 'vacation' in San Diego. Rest of the year we patrolled the Aleutians & Bering Sea. They had variable pitch props (didn't have to reverse shaft rotation to stop) & were powered by twin Pratt & Whitney turbines + dual 18 cyl. diesels. As an electronics tech. petty officer with radar specialty, the top of the 2 masts were part of my private domain (rotating antennas). These ships served ~50 yrs. before being parceled out to friendly countries. The Boutwell is now the BRP Bonifacio in the Philippines navy. I loved going to sea, my married shipmates not so much.
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The doctor at the emergency room should have seen this. It would give them a firmer idea for treatment regimen.....
Somebody said, "You hear the Marines are dropping 0317's completely?"
And another said, "yeah....when Hell freezes over....".
This has been posted at least a dozen times in the last 4000 pages, and is quite possibly the nicest ass in the whole thread. Very reminiscent of my wife's when she was 21.
I like/love the post every time I see it.
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