Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1

[akmike47]

Just had a guy with Down syndrome on a trike road rage me.

I was driving real slow when I saw him coming swerving around then stopped to let him pass, he drifts completely into my lane looking at the ground so I tap the horn 10-15' before he runs into my front bumper, and he starts yelling at me for being on the wrong side of the road....

Mother fucker I'm the one in the correct lane

 

[akmike47]

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That's 100% AI

 

[akmike47]

I assume he’s in a strip club. If not, ignore.

My very unoriginal theory is that almost all strippers hate men. That’s partly why they strip…to tempt and tease and manipulate dudes. A power trip. Usually to subconsciously get back at their father that hurt them bad somehow, long ago.

Being pretty drunk is the only way for me to ignore the female hate in those places (then it’s pretty fun). So I bet that poor guy is stone cold sober. And…maybe gay lol. Or Mormon. Or some other super religious sect. Or…autistic. Or all of those things (omg the hell). Sober gay autistic Mormon.

Jesus H. Christ on a popsicle stick.

My title for a book, The Case of The Sober Gay Autistic Mormon.

This brought back a “smell” memory: Strippers always have that certain baby-powder smell…a smell that girlfriends never have.

Unless you like stripper girlfriends lol.

I've never been to a strip club, waste of money lol.

Also I've known too many strippers after guys I knew married them.

 

[Broncovan]

I've never been to a strip club, waste of money lol.

Also I've known too many strippers after guys I knew married them.

If you're gonna go to a bar and pay for drinks, might as well be looking at tits.
The Cotton Club in St. John's Newfoundland is well worth the price of admission.
It's in an old Cathiloc church.

 

[Tater Salad]

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I can’t think of a time when I would have read that as “A New Start”

 

[Cowpokey]

I can’t think of a time when I would have read that as “A New Start”

You've been broken a long, long time.

 

[Steel+Killer]

This is about how gun laws work to.

 

[akmike47]

If you're gonna go to a bar and pay for drinks, might as well be looking at tits.
The Cotton Club in St. John's Newfoundland is well worth the price of admission.
It's in an old Cathiloc church.

I don't really drink, I just worked at bars back in the day.

 

[cas6969]

You've been broken a long, long time.

Worse than that, I keep picturing it with a jelly filling and some drizzled on icing.

 

[powerspc]

If you're gonna go to a bar and pay for drinks, might as well be looking at tits.
The Cotton Club in St. John's Newfoundland is well worth the price of admission.
It's in an old Cathiloc church.

200,000. For some odd reason I wanted that, but I’m not really into numerology, so I can’t even explain why. Interesting it came on the 4,000th page as well. . .Now 200,006 is my lucky number

 

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[lash]

200,000. For some odd reason I wanted that, but I’m not really into numerology, so I can’t even explain why. Interesting it came on the 4,000th page as well. . .Now 200,006 is my lucky number

Well, there are 50 posts per page, so it stands to reason…

 

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[Keepmvng]

I've never been to a strip club, waste of money lol.

Also I've known too many strippers after guys I knew married them.

Hi Mike,

Hard to believe you have never been to a strip club.
As a group (from work), we would take guys who were getting married to one for lunch (Bachelor party). Great fun until their fiancé/wife found out.

 

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[Carlos Danger]

Been using this for years

 

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[Broncovan]

200,000. For some odd reason I wanted that, but I’m not really into numerology, so I can’t even explain why. Interesting it came on the 4,000th page as well. . .Now 200,006 is my lucky number

Huh.
Do I win a Major Award or something?

 

[powerspc]

Well, there are 50 posts per page, so it stands to reason…

And now I feel totally stupid. For some reason I thought that the length of the posts determined what made up a ‘page’. “And we let this guy around firearms?. . .”

 

[powerspc]

All the knowledge that he had had had had no affect on the outcome.

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Cowpokey]

Huh.
Do I win a Major Award or something?

 

[The D]

You've been broken a long, long time.

Yes. Yes we have

 

[WaywardSon]

Sound up and a quick click.

 

[Garvey]

My Dad sent me this today. He will be 71 years old this year.

I wondered if I had shown you a picture(s) of my home for a couple of years (the Boutwell WHEC 719; 723 is the Rush). The 12 of these Hamilton class ships were partly funded by the Navy to augment anti-submarine warfare capabilities, entitled us to an annual 5 week war games 'vacation' in San Diego. Rest of the year we patrolled the Aleutians & Bering Sea. They had variable pitch props (didn't have to reverse shaft rotation to stop) & were powered by twin Pratt & Whitney turbines + dual 18 cyl. diesels. As an electronics tech. petty officer with radar specialty, the top of the 2 masts were part of my private domain (rotating antennas). These ships served ~50 yrs. before being parceled out to friendly countries. The Boutwell is now the BRP Bonifacio in the Philippines navy. I loved going to sea, my married shipmates not so much.

 

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[armorpl8chikn]

Sound up and a quick click.

The doctor at the emergency room should have seen this. It would give them a firmer idea for treatment regimen.....

 

[Dirty D]

 

[Barneybdb]

Is that from the latest storm?

I believe so mate, but I could be wrong.

 

[DFOOSKING]

I believe so mate, but I could be wrong.

Somebody said, "You hear the Marines are dropping 0317's completely?"

And another said, "yeah....when Hell freezes over....".

 

[Major Wader]

This has been posted at least a dozen times in the last 4000 pages, and is quite possibly the nicest ass in the whole thread. Very reminiscent of my wife's when she was 21.

I like/love the post every time I see it.

 

[brianf]

This has been posted at least a dozen times in the last 4000 pages, and is quite possibly the nicest ass in the whole thread. Very reminiscent of my wife's when she was 21.

I like/love the post every time I see it.

To bad it’s photoshopped

I bet the original is good enough that I wouldn’t kick her out of bed

And more like 40-50 times on this thread lol

 

[Barneybdb]

Is he lost???

 

[Barneybdb]

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