Cops serve baseless warrant on Afroman, find nothing, steal his money, then Afroman makes music video out of raid footage, cops mad!

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  • Feb 12, 2014
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    Adams county is pretty much farm country. I hunted that area for many years. I don't recall ever seeing a black person there. I do know that hwy 32 from Cincinnati east through Clermont, Brown, Highland and Adams counties are not the place to speed or give the PO PO a reason to stop you. My hunting partner was driving a bit fast and we got stopped. Mirrored sun glasses and Smokey Bear hat cop comes to the window and says... Boy, do you know how fast you was driving through my town? I busted out laughing. I thought It was a scene from Smokey and the Bandit. 6 mph over and an out of state tag. Must be a major drug route
     
    Adams county is pretty much farm country. I hunted that area for many years. I don't recall ever seeing a black person there. I do know that hwy 32 from Cincinnati east through Clermont, Brown, Highland and Adams counties are not the place to speed or give the PO PO a reason to stop you. My hunting partner was driving a bit fast and we got stopped. Mirrored sun glasses and Smokey Bear hat cop comes to the window and says... Boy, do you know how fast you was driving through my town? I busted out laughing. I thought It was a scene from Smokey and the Bandit. 6 mph over and an out of state tag. Must be a major drug route
    I was on my way back from an Idaho hunting trip with my dad, and got pulled over in South Dakota for 5-over in the interstate. The cop put me in the back of his squad car and questioned me for 45 minutes trying to trip me up to gain probable cause to tear my truck apart. He finally gave up and gave me a written warning for 5 over! When I got back to my truck my 75 year old dad said "What the Hell was that all about!??" I explained to him what a fishing trip is...
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    Adams county is pretty much farm country. I hunted that area for many years. I don't recall ever seeing a black person there. I do know that hwy 32 from Cincinnati east through Clermont, Brown, Highland and Adams counties are not the place to speed or give the PO PO a reason to stop you. My hunting partner was driving a bit fast and we got stopped. Mirrored sun glasses and Smokey Bear hat cop comes to the window and says... Boy, do you know how fast you was driving through my town? I busted out laughing. I thought It was a scene from Smokey and the Bandit. 6 mph over and an out of state tag. Must be a major drug route

    Stopped in Brantley, AL about 30 years ago for not turning right from a right turn lane. Midnight, no traffic. I thought it was the fat cop from the old, "You in a heap of trouble, boy," Dodge commercials. He berated me for a couple minutes, noticed the DOD decal on my windshield and demand my "milletary eye-dee card." "Yore eye-dee card got you out of a ticket this time, boy. Ya'll might get away wid dat shit in Flada, but not in my town."
     
    I was on my way back from an Idaho hunting trip with my dad, and got pulled over in South Dakota for 5-over in the interstate. The cop put me in the back of his squad car and questioned me for 45 minutes trying to trip me up to gain probable cause to tear my truck apart. He finally gave up and gave me a written warning for 5 over! When I got back to my truck my 75 year old dad said "What the Hell was that all about!??" I explained to him what a fishing trip is...
    Back the blue!

    DW

    There's a time limit on the amount of time they can detain you for a traffic stop. 45 minutes is beyond reasonable and if documented there's ground for a civil rights violation.
     
    There's a time limit on the amount of time they can detain you for a traffic stop. 45 minutes is beyond reasonable and if documented there's ground for a civil rights violation.
    Thats tough when youre driving west through Kansas in the middle of nowhere, get stopped, "Because you swerved and I thought you might be drowsy" which translates to "You were driving west bound with out of state plates and you might have some money we can steal." . First thing they did was grab my cell phone so "I couldnt call in a hit on them" while they were searching the car. The whole incident cost me 3 hours and a trashed car. If it hadnt been such a headache they would have been funny like the Keystone Cops. One of them had on a tactical vest that looked like he bought it at Woolworth's.

    And I respect the law, and those who HONORABLY uphold it.
     
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    To answer that question 'ideally'.

    Those who desire to serve and help their fellow men.

    It shouldnt be 'Just a job'.
    Ah yes, in a perfect world. Let me know when we get there. Unfortunately we are headed in the wrong direction for that to ever be the case.
     
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    Im thinking that if this goes to court it will be thrown out. Whats recorded inside your own home is sacrosanct...or should be. I think the current SCOTUS would throw it out.
     
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    Adams county is pretty much farm country. I hunted that area for many years. I don't recall ever seeing a black person there. I do know that hwy 32 from Cincinnati east through Clermont, Brown, Highland and Adams counties are not the place to speed or give the PO PO a reason to stop you. My hunting partner was driving a bit fast and we got stopped. Mirrored sun glasses and Smokey Bear hat cop comes to the window and says... Boy, do you know how fast you was driving through my town? I busted out laughing. I thought It was a scene from Smokey and the Bandit. 6 mph over and an out of state tag. Must be a major drug route

    Small town PD shakedown. Usually what they'll do is write you up for going much faster than you were because they know you won't drive 8hrs just to fight a 285$ ticket.

    Who signed the warrant? Could it be a judge.

    Perhaps the suit should go to the judge that signed off on the warrant.

    Probably the Honorable Judge Rubberstamp.
     
    There's a time limit on the amount of time they can detain you for a traffic stop. 45 minutes is beyond reasonable and if documented there's ground for a civil rights violation.
    Reyes v United States 2015
    and yeah 15 minutes is about how long they can hold you without probable cause or a warrant.
     
    Thats tough when youre driving west through Kansas in the middle of nowhere, get stopped, "Because you swerved and I thought you might be drowsy" which translates to "You were driving west bound with out of state plates and you might have some money we can steal." . First thing they did was grab my cell phone so "I couldnt call in a hit on them" while they were searching the car. The whole incident cost me 3 hours and a trashed car. If it hadnt been such a headache they would have been funny like the Keystone Cops. One of them had on a tactical vest that looked like he bought it at Woolworth's.

    And I respect the law, and those who HONORABLY uphold it.
    Did you give them permission to search car? How is "sleepy driving" grounds to detain you for hours and search car?
     
    Good solid days work for the boys in blue . Raided a home on an “anonymous” tip and stole money , probably took some selfies . I mean imagine how scared they must have been! It’s good training that they could over come that and still remember to steal the money .
    And to think the properties rightful owner had the audacity to release the footage of the raid . That right there is grounds to get swatted. Hope they don’t have to return the money they stole .
     
    My dog smells drugs in your car is usually a total filthy lie that the police use so they can cover up their crimes and hope the jury is to stupid to know that the dog is trained to signal on command.

    Much like when they walk up and start lying about "sir I smell the unmistakable odour of alcohol in the car and on your breath", yep bold face lie that they say, hoping the jury is stupid enough to buy it.

    Until the police start getting CRIMINALLY charged for false statements, false reports and false arrests nothing will change, it will only get worse until it gets so bad that the good folks finally pull their heads out of their asses and get off their knees, stop licking boots and start getting justice on the streets.
    Yeah, I should have been more specific. THEY SAID the dog alerted. All that happened is that they thought they smelled money.
     
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    On the flip side. No way is that dude 100% on the "up and up." That the cops didn't find drugs is not proof that the guy isn't heavy into them. I don't know one way or the other. But, there ain't no one with that many cameras on the interior of his home that ain't into something.
     
    On the flip side. No way is that dude 100% on the "up and up." That the cops didn't find drugs is not proof that the guy isn't heavy into them. I don't know one way or the other. But, there ain't no one with that many cameras on the interior of his home that ain't into something.
    says who? you? MAYBE, the motherfucker had them there to record any criminals breaking into his house. i know people (ordinary folks) who have security systems in their houses with cameras recording. one buddy even caught a thai exchange student rubbing his nuts all over their food because of it.

    just because YOU don't have that type of thing, doesnt make other people who do guilty of whatever you imagine. grow up.
     
    On the flip side. No way is that dude 100% on the "up and up." That the cops didn't find drugs is not proof that the guy isn't heavy into them. I don't know one way or the other. But, there ain't no one with that many cameras on the interior of his home that ain't into something.
    I just have cameras all over my house so I can watch myself banging your moms all over it.
     
    On the flip side. No way is that dude 100% on the "up and up." That the cops didn't find drugs is not proof that the guy isn't heavy into them. I don't know one way or the other. But, there ain't no one with that many cameras on the interior of his home that ain't into something.

    Cameras inside and outside the house are great if you live in an area with lots of petty theft or nuisance neighbors. I have a Costco camera system because of a run-in with a wacko neighbor who would do all sorts of nonsensical shit.
     
    On the flip side. No way is that dude 100% on the "up and up." That the cops didn't find drugs is not proof that the guy isn't heavy into them. I don't know one way or the other. But, there ain't no one with that many cameras on the interior of his home that ain't into something.
    Tone deaf comment. But ok.
     
    On the flip side. No way is that dude 100% on the "up and up." That the cops didn't find drugs is not proof that the guy isn't heavy into them. I don't know one way or the other. But, there ain't no one with that many cameras on the interior of his home that ain't into something.
    Bullshit. Any smart motherfucker has cameras in their house. I got two in my gun room alone
     
    On the flip side. No way is that dude 100% on the "up and up." That the cops didn't find drugs is not proof that the guy isn't heavy into them. I don't know one way or the other. But, there ain't no one with that many cameras on the interior of his home that ain't into something.

    Maybe he's just narcissistic.
     
    My dog smells drugs in your car is usually a total filthy lie that the police use so they can cover up their crimes and hope the jury is to stupid to know that the dog is trained to signal on command.
    My dog “alerted” to your car is the one you need to pay attention to. What’s the dogs pedigree and his nose trained to smell.
     
    Thats tough when youre driving west through Kansas in the middle of nowhere, get stopped, "Because you swerved and I thought you might be drowsy" which translates to "You were driving west bound with out of state plates and you might have some money we can steal." . First thing they did was grab my cell phone so "I couldnt call in a hit on them" while they were searching the car. The whole incident cost me 3 hours and a trashed car. If it hadnt been such a headache they would have been funny like the Keystone Cops. One of them had on a tactical vest that looked like he bought it at Woolworth's.

    And I respect the law, and those who HONORABLY uphold it.

    Are you willing to share when and where, in Kansas?