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Wait, are we still talking about beer?I took a sip once, shits terrible and I poured it out. I really dodged a bullet there I guess.
What I do in the privacy of my windowless room I'm currently occupying in Baghdad should be of no concern to you.Way to go dumbass, @clcustom1911 is licking his phone screen right now.
lol, could probably buy your and your whole family. Having money doesn't mean you need to be stupid with it. If you need to buy your bitch $800 heels so she'll fuck you instead of the guy down the street then you have bigger issues
go be a cuck somewhere else
No it was mdonnr, that's why he is now carrying a glock with 17 rds.Who is this 1911 owner that missed all 7 shots? Was his man card revoked? I bet it was Mike.
I find this very interesting. People here will drop $1,000+ on a mid-tier scope and mount package for a rifle they shoot a few times a year, no big deal, because guns n masculine shit. But, if a man buys his woman 1 set of $800 heels to go with some lingerie for special occasions, omg * autistic noises intensify *You should post a picture of you modeling your Christian Louboutin's while drinking a Bud Light.
I’ve handled or shot more 1911s than most people I’ll pass, 2011s we can talk though.Who is this 1911 owner that missed all 7 shots? Was his man card revoked? I bet it was Mike.
well when you realize they are trolling for dick it makes more sense.I find this very interesting. People here will drop $1,000+ on a mid-tier scope and mount package, no big deal, because guns n masculine shit. But, if a man buys his woman 1 set of $800 heels to go with some lingerie for special occasions, omg * autistic noises intensify *
Just pour me a drink. . ., for fucks sake. If I wanted a juggling show I'd go to the circus. Jesus.
That’s not how you kill crabs
No it was mdonnr, that's why he is now carrying a glock with 17 rds.
I find this very interesting. People here will drop $1,000+ on a mid-tier scope and mount package, no big deal, because guns n masculine shit. But, if a man buys his woman 1 set of $800 heels to go with some lingerie for special occasions, omg * autistic noises intensify *
No it was mdonnr, that's why he is now carrying a glock with 17 rds.
That redhead is cute.What I do in the privacy of my windowless room I'm currently occupying in Baghdad should be of no concern to you.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get back to articulating sweet nothings to this based af Polish girl (who despises migrants, gays, and fat people) about how I'm going to tongue-punch her fart box when I visit in a couple months.
Then The Winged Hussars arrived:
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Hussars or hussies?What I do in the privacy of my windowless room I'm currently occupying in Baghdad should be of no concern to you.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to get back to articulating sweet nothings to this based af Polish girl (who despises migrants, gays, and fat people) about how I'm going to tongue-punch her fart box when I visit in a couple months.
Then The Winged Hussars arrived:
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Just pour me a drink. . ., for fucks sake. If I wanted a juggling show I'd go to the circus. Jesus.
nice gap thoughThe result of 5+ years of college with a degree in Romance languages and serving as a major in the marching band
I didn’t have enough saved for my mid tier optic so I bought her a pair of Jimmy Choos and used the Visa to buy my scope. Best $$ I ever spent, the Choos I mean. Should have seen the church ladies notice when my wife got up to sing. They are modest until they get thirsty.I find this very interesting. People here will drop $1,000+ on a mid-tier scope and mount package, no big deal, because guns n masculine shit. But, if a man buys his woman 1 set of $800 heels to go with some lingerie for special occasions, omg * autistic noises intensify *
Not all heroes wear capes!
Now THAT..... is a fucking ass.
Sumdum HoWho in the hell is she?
Shelly M on twitter.Who in the hell is she?