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Maggie’s Funny & awesome pics, vids and memes thread (work safe, no nudity)

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Or Rifle, pistol, camera, pack…….🤣🥴
 
Your old.

“Now, some weekend when it's raining, and your mother is complaining, cause you’re hanging ‘ound just twiddling your thumbs. Tell you mother you've been itchin' to make something in the kitchen...."


Dear lord, I wonder what great things I could have accomplished, had my brain not been filled with such useless nonsense.

I can't tell you what my work cell phone number is, that I've had for probably ten years or more. But I can remember the words to stupid shit like that from close to fifty years ago. :(
 
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Me in my younger days per mom.

That's about the age I learned about 'letricity.

Worse switching I ever got from mom was after she caught me using a bedsheet as a parachute to jump from the roof. I think it would have worked if there had been enough distance for it to deploy...and the knots held.

She tells people she wasn't sure I would make it to high school.
 
Women are vindictive when they catch you cheating
Knew a dude that caught his wife fucking a guy with a new Vette. He and a nephew used a small ball peen hammer and they aired it out. Approximately 500 + holes in the fiberglass….THEN he got the nephew to Jack off on the dash 😂😂 He ran the wife off that day two 👍 Payback IS a MF !