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Fuck in Texas, where I am at, it's 75 mph. People park there and the signs are everywhere telling them to move over. We even have signs telling people to follow the directions of other signs.

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This, today guy was driving in the middle lane at less than posted speed, it's a hazard. Also, flow of traffic is a consideration. You can obey the posted speed, on the F'n shoulder or service road, if your ass is in the main lanes of traffic, keep the fuck up or GTFO because you are a safety hazard. In the morning on the way to work, I drive the posted speed in the far right lane and let those in a hurry to get to work have the other 2 lanes, but at 4am, there isn't many. In the afternoon or evening, my ass is keeping up with the flow.
 
This is what I want to know as well. I’ve lived in Denver for a while and still haven’t been to Casa Bonita exactly because everyone said it was like eating plastic

So long ago that I can't remember even the decade, my ex and I went there. I did like quintuple margarita duty and it was an entertaining night.

Some ex-wives, particularly before the "ex" is added, require quintuple margarita duty. Not an option.
 
I totally agree. As you know, I spend a bit of time on the interstate around here and it’s quite obvious that many of these are asshole that have issues and are using this as a control freak thing. Because, if you try to pass at a reasonable slow rate, they will 98% of the time speed up to prevent you so that they can then block you again.

The exception are those few I see that are going the speed limit in the left lane or slower and if you look at them as you pass, you see them gripping the steering wheel as if they are terrified and are afraid to do anything other than move forward. The reason they don’t use the right lane is that they are afraid of merging traffic. These people are dangerous in a different way, because in a tight situation, they will react badly.

The front range is full of shit-driving transplant assholes. I'll spare you the story of the one I just dealt with - you all have seen these half-wits in action. Makes me wish this was bumper cars.
 
The front range is full of shit-driving transplant assholes. I'll spare you the story of the one I just dealt with - you all have seen these half-wits in action. Makes me wish this was bumper cars.
And there's a law about using the left lane unless passing. I often pass these fucksticks while passing the actual signage, which is on the left side median, as they continue to drive in the passing lane.

I'm under the impression that it's difficult to enforce as it's easily beaten in court due to proving you weren't "passing" as it's very subjective. But they could at least pull people over and give them a verbal warning like the video posted or forcing the the offender to go to court.

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So they pull you over for speeding.....and they pull you over for going the speed limit....cant fucking win.

You know damn well if he bumped his speed up 15mph another cop would've pulled him over for speeding.

Dude should've asked " so how much faster over the speed limit should I have been driving to be in the left lane?"

You’re right, but as the cop said, it’s not about the speed limit…it’s for impeding traffic.

Don’t care if it’s double jeopardy, it was a good call by the cop, and I applaud him for how he handled that situation. Love the gun comment too, LoL,

And yeah, him pointing out the Texas plates is funny as hell to me. There’s a lot of left lane bandits here in Tejas…drives me nuts. Usually a fucking minivan or Prius with a vote for Bernie sticker on the back.

—break, break —

Pic thread rules; they kinda look like cop car lights, right?

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