Maggie’s Socially UNacceptable Humor
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Dark humor is like a child with cancer... It never gets old
^^^^^^ I'm glad I'm married. At 52 years old, if I'm ever single again, I'll stay that way.
Divorced last year. You have the right idea. I'm 42 and good grief these "modern" women are delusional on what they think they deserve. I've got my kid and got the snip a few years back. by no means am I going to get back into the shitshow of modern dating!
Ditto!
Not raising others kids.
Not providing free room and board.
Not financing a womans life.
Not interested in dealing with emotions.
Not interested in your over used vagina.
Not interested in hearing how I dont do this, or spending too much time doing that.
Im over women, even though I can capture any woman I want.
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Interesting. I'm not a subscriber but I got it.
Here's the first paragraph:
On Monday, a TikTok user with 371 followers, using the screen name “_monix2,” posted a video where she read parts of Osama bin Laden’s “Letter to America,” in which the late terrorist leader said his killings of nearly 3,000 Americans in the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks had been justified by the United States’ support of Israel’s “occupation” of the Palestinian territories.
From this, cherry picked portion, the libs have jumped on how OSB was right about the US creating the situation that justified Hamas surprise attack on israel 10/07.
They ignored the part of "Western blasphemy" by embracing homosexuality, other excesses, etc. They just jumped on the "Free Palestine" justification bandwagon. The fact that TikTok and other platforms removed "The Letter To America" references only fanned the flames, so to speak.
Google-fu for more.
Most libtards do not understand that the mere APPEARANCE of them with their colored hair, bracelets, rainbow clothing etc., alone, would warrant them a sentence of death via immolation and torture at the hands of Islamist regimes. They are like the rest of the completely ignorant Tiktok edgelords who had taken part in the "chroming" challenges where they huff the fumes of dangerous solvents like methyl ethyl ketone or toluene for a high. They only heard some shit eating influencer telling them that doing so would give them an opiate-like high. They never realized that there is a very high probability of suffering permanent brain damage and death when fucking around with solvents and MANY of them paid the ultimate price, including an Australian teen who suffered a week of nonstop and uncontrollable seizures after huffing toluene before dying...
That’s a Mexican blanket though…obviously they are having a little Chicano
So true.. I remember how these chick's were 15 years ago when I was stationed in SoCal.
Spending time in Asia and Australia after that made me realize how fucking entitled American women truly are.
I was walking around a local market afew years ago and a guy had about six for sale.
I knew what they were immediately, but it took me a few seconds to realise why they were stained black.
I pointed them out to my wife, who picked one up and and asked me if they were some kind of tent pegs. I told her that I'd tell her after she put it back down. The guy running the stall suddenly disappeared from sight around the back of his van.
"They're what? Where did they get those?" said the wife.
"Well, see how they all looked burned?" Said I.
"Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!" Said my wife.
Another guy next to us, listening to our conversation, was pissing himself laughing.
Kinda like LBGTQABCDEFH$&+- for Palestine.
Is that a real poncho? I mean is that a Mexican poncho or is that a Sears poncho? Hmmmmm, No foolin! — Camarillo Brillo
What a Black Friday sale used to mean….
Hey, it’s page 300. We need to be extra unacceptable!
Sirhr
Hey, it’s page 300. We need to be extra unacceptable!
Sirhr
I got divorced 25 years ago at age 44. I quickly found out that most women in my age bracket either wanted a "retirement plan" (i.e. older wealthy guy) or a boy toy. Found my current wife a few years later, we both have the same twisted humor LOL
edit: originally said 54....needed my coffee to do the math correctly LMAO AND she's the one who got me into shooting
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Stole this somewhere on here a couple weeks ago, more appropriate today
If you really want to do it right... zip the turkey neck in your fly and wait for your future-to-be-also-future-ex-mother-in-law to walk in the kitchen.
Nothing says "Thanksgiving" like 14" of turkey neck hanging out of the fly of your Dockers.
Sirhr
I probably need to add that it happened. In Buffalo, NY area 1992ish. A beautiful lady my then soon-to-be-future-ex. You were (and probably still are) a gem!!!
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I love the way you sometimes word smith things.
Let it be known, if you're not yet married. Your future mother-in-law will likely be your future ex mother-in-law. Might as well just address her as your future ex mother-in-law. I would go ahead and do the same with your fiance, go ahead and address her as your future ex-wife. Just skip the part where you lose custody of your kids, your house, and part of your 401K.
Ahh, the joys of living in today's brave new world!!!
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