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Hopefully you die in a meth cooking explosion before all of the std’s kill yaHey @Dirty D got another one for you. You don't mind seconds as long as you aren't behind @akmike47 right?
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When she farts do those latex pants blow up like a balloon then make the squeaky noises when the gas escapes? Not asking for a friend.
We all know you can fit more balls than that in yer mouth ya penile colony type!
One Memorial Day weekend, we heard the tones and dispatch say "Attention Engine-2, smoke investigation" six different times throughout the day. After the sixth one, the Captain was just as fed up as the rest of us. "Dispatch from Engine-2, Engine-2 is clear, a other Texas bar-b-cue".10/10 badassery and true Americana points. Now all the police gotta do to top it off is by awarding a neatly printed, laminated, and framed "TOWN IDIOT" certificate to the tards who called them, to be displayed on their front lawn so everybody can see it.![]()