Maggie’s Motivational Pic Thread v2.0 - - New Rules - See Post #1
- Thread starter Snake-Eyes
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You would have thought shark would have kicked the tree over.
Lol, kids crying everywhere
Hopefully you die in a meth cooking explosion before all of the std’s kill ya
When she farts do those latex pants blow up like a balloon then make the squeaky noises when the gas escapes? Not asking for a friend.
We all know you can fit more balls than that in yer mouth ya penile colony type!
Yeah sure, just like the Hide isn’t underground Grindr
One Memorial Day weekend, we heard the tones and dispatch say "Attention Engine-2, smoke investigation" six different times throughout the day. After the sixth one, the Captain was just as fed up as the rest of us. "Dispatch from Engine-2, Engine-2 is clear, a other Texas bar-b-cue".10/10 badassery and true Americana points. Now all the police gotta do to top it off is by awarding a neatly printed, laminated, and framed "TOWN IDIOT" certificate to the tards who called them, to be displayed on their front lawn so everybody can see it.
We needed that same printed and laminated certificate you speak of.
Don't knock it till you try it.
