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Can't lie, that mirror is badass!
They probably do… but what here is what they sell:
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And like Ben and Jerry, these hippies have made a fortune. So there ya go!
Sirhr
As Archie Bunker would say “Those were the days”
Senior year I dated a girl who looked like middle bottom row (except long straight hair was the thing in 73). There was a club in Myrtle Beach called Silly’s Magic Carpet, I believe, that didn’t card. She liked Boone’s Farm Strawberry Fields (?). One Saturday night she gets drunker than Cooter Brown. I know I can’t take her home so we ride around until she pukes. Half in, half out of Mom’s Bonneville.
Clean it up the best I can and take her home around four AM. Even walked her to the door. Her dad caught me before I could get the car door open. Read me the riot act and told me to never drive down his street again. I was grateful he didn’t beat my ass around the block. I would have.
Mom was pissed when she came home from church.
I'll still occasionally catch a whiff of Love's Babysoft perfume. I think that was what every girl wore back when I was in junior high, and they were more curious and aggressive back then. Something about a scent that takes you right back. This usually happens in a supermarket, and yes, I do walk around a bit to see who's wearing it.
Lots of people will sell freezer beef. The heavy lift is getting it processed. I did and had a long counter at the ranch with everything I needed to break up a 800 lb animal, trim it, grind it, and then wrap it in about 6 hours by myself or three with a hand. I charged by the wrapped lb plus my hourly rate. I had corrals to hold as well.
Your best bet is to get something at a sale barn that looks good and healthy - I prefer an unbred 2 year old heifer fresh off pasture in the fall- and then have it delivered to a processor. The next one you process buy it directly from the farmer from whom you bought at the barn. and have him deliver it.
Google "meat packer" and then call the rural ones that pop up. Your local deer processor would know as well. Or do it for you.
Nuclear war. Conventional war with China with PLA striking here first. A huge volcanic eruption. A phase change in the weather due to solar variation. A meteor strike in a shallow water location.
Two 50lb bags of Costco rice, 20 lbs of beans, and ten Costco tuna packs and you are set for a year.
Are they a real person or a computer program?
Have they ever posted any actual words?
Have they ever posted something that wasn't a photo?
Have they ever posted a photo someone else hadn't already posted?
Have they ever posted in the right thread?
Have they ever posted anywhere but the Motivational thread?
These are the things I wonder.
Have they ever posted any actual words?
Have they ever posted something that wasn't a photo?
Have they ever posted a photo someone else hadn't already posted?
Have they ever posted in the right thread?
Have they ever posted anywhere but the Motivational thread?
These are the things I wonder.
I ain’t that old.
Fucking crew chiefs.
I ain't no gas station attendant.
Ugh, me crew chief, where forms?
50 pounds of rice or grits will fit in exactly 13.5 2L soda bottles with a 100cc oxygen absorber and will last indefinitely if kept in reasonable conditions.
I opened some from 2017 recently and it was perfect.
Mormons figured that PETE plastic bottle magic @LeftyJason
Solar flare, pole reversal...
We dodged some bad, bad, bad solar stuff this past year. But sun is still in a 'solar maximum' which is why the Northern lights are so pretty.
for about 300 years we have been in a Goldilocks zone... One big volcano and watch out!
Sirhr
Haha, I saw some AF guys at a Kpot Korean place yesterday. The only branch I could ever see going there.
Only thing in my ammo cans is ammo.
The Seed gets stored in the freezer until time for planting....
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Last time I was in Korea, my boss married a local girl. The traditional wedding was…interesting. After their honeymoon, they invited me to dinner. We’re sitting around the table (on the floor) with half-dozen or so bowls of food. Only thing I recognized was rice and lettuce.
So, my boss says take a lettuce leaf and put a little f everything on it, roll it up and eat it. I’m asking what the different dishes are I get to the last one and he isn't sure so he asked his wife. Girl spoke about two words of english and I knew about that much Korean. About the time it hit me, he says, “She said it’s better if you don’t know.” By this time tears are streaming down my face, I’m trying to ask for milk and he is literally rolling on the floor.
When I was finally able to continue, I avoided that bowl.
As long as we have virgins to sacrifice, we’re good.
Yeah... and when Vesuvius blows again that's a million people in the next Pompeii!
And I've been to Naples. There's no virgins there to sacrifice...
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