What could go wrong? Blue Origin

[mtrmn]

Blue Origin rocket with all-female crew, including Katy Perry, set for Monday launch

Six women, including pop star Katy Perry, are scheduled to be launched into space for about 11 minutes on Monday on a Blue Origin rocket, a lift-off that would mark the first all-female spaceflight since 1963, according to the company. The window for the latest New Shepard rocket launch is...

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[Redlion]

 

[KYAggie]

It’s hard to tell from the article, but it seems they don’t actually have to pilot the thing; it’s just a ride up and down. You couldn’t get me on a child’s circus ride with Katy Perry with how she’s publicly mocked her Maker.

 

[Rthur]

Frosty O ring order coming in.
Asking for a friend.

R

 

[whatsupdoc]

 

[Emerson0311]

They used to send monkeys up to test these things. Now it’s pop stars. Consumables I guess.

 

[Bacarrat]

It's not like they are doing anything... everything is automated now.

 

[babyguppy]

 

[babyguppy]

LOL, the comments

Blue Origin space flight with Katy Perry prepares for historic launch

LIVE UPDATES: Follow live updates as Katy Perry and five women launch into space from a Blue Origin rocket in the first ever all female space mission.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[MK20]

So Katy Perry is going to climb on top of a giant rocket powered dildo and launch herself towards God?

What could go wrong?

 

[Im2bent]

Will the blue origin thread surpass the Titan thread? Inquiring minds want to know.

 

[Bacarrat]

The whole thing is stupid. It's just a carnival ride for the rich. They don't even reach orbital speeds.

 

[Im2bent]

The whole thing is stupid. It's just a carnival ride for the rich. They don't even reach orbital speeds.

Neither does a helicopter

 

[Pbgt]

are we gonna bet a quart of syrup again? asking for a fren...

 

[diverdon]

Autopilot works I hope.

 

[KYAggie]

Autopilot works I hope.

In my experience, they do, right up until they don’t, and then the only backup is your skill. These ladies don’t have any skills that would translate in this situation, not to mention manual backup, abort, nor ejection are even available. You’re just a monkey on that ride.

“Space mission”, that’s funny, they don’t even go into orbit.

 

[JoshPutman]

They don't need no man!

Now if that big flying dick had been built by all women, programmed by all women, staged by all women.....you get the picture.....they would have something to crow about, possibly.

But I'll bet dollars to doughnuts there were a shit ton of men that did all that aforementioned stuff.

 

[wvfarrier]

My wife laughed hilariously saying it figures they would all fly on a giant dick

 

[Baron23]

 

[Qpski]

Saw this someone, I wonder what could go wrong.

 

[DOA]

Katy can go fuck off and die. She practically stole a house from an obviously mentally ill veteran.

 

[anon]

Great, now my ocd will drive me to see if I can find CFR content that requires space flight operators to designate who is in command of the vessel as it requires of Air Carriers ...

Crew .... in a world where anyone can identify as anything, I guess so, but the press running with it demeans those that have actually earned it.

I'd prefer the company of the likes of Shannon Lucid to any of those in today's news. It's hard to realize that her extended stay on the MIR Station was 29 years ago.

 

[mvphilly]

God dam shame that 5 tourists and their pilot die in a helicopter ride yet the good Lord somehow sees fit to return these twats back to Earth safely.

 

[Sniperwannabee]

Isn’t this the same company as Ocean Gate?

 

[Mr.BR]

This dick rocket seems purpose made for joyrides ,as it barely penetrates Kármán line at 100km and those massive windows......

Bazos faceplanted

 

[whatsupdoc]

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

They don't want to call the people payload because lizzo may go for the trip.
They are not crew and they are not passengers. They are payload.

 

[748rpilot]

Isn’t this the same company as Ocean Gate?

No, Blue Origin is owned by Jeff Bezos.

 

[Glowworm]

Oh come on, give them a break. Katy perry had some brilliant comments about her trip.

 

[Longshot231]

They used to send monkeys up to test these things. Now it’s pop stars. Consumables I guess.

 

[sloporsche]

did anything go wrong ?

 

[Seed tick]

Can’t stand Gayle King. Of course she was on board. Attention whore

 

[Longshot231]

Oh come on, give them a break. Katy perry had some brilliant comments about her trip.

Now go start a company and give guided tours to the Titanic in carbon fiber submersibles. Tell us how that works for you.

 

[Seed tick]

Did KP suffer a damn brain injury? She sounds like a moron

 

[Srgt. Hulka]

Katy who?

 

[Cowpokey]

Did KP suffer a damn brain injury? She sounds like a moron

Was there a time previously she didn't sound like a moron?

 

[TicTacTex]

Oh come on, give them a break. Katy perry had some brilliant comments about her trip.

Sounds like a Kamala speech.

 

[Longshot231]

If I started a gofundme page to send ex-wives up in a rocket, would any of you gentlemen care to contribute? What about leftist politicians? Gay pride marchers? Story-time drag queens? Have I left out anyone?

 

[Im2bent]

If I started a gofundme page to send ex-wives up in a rocket, would any of you gentlemen care to contribute? What about leftist politicians? Gay pride marchers? Story-time drag queens? Have I left out anyone?

How much would a one way ticket cost?

 

[Threadcutter308]

How much would a one way ticket cost?

Dat's a good start.......

 

[Threadcutter308]

Now go start a company and give guided tours to the Titanic in carbon fiber submersibles. Tell us how that works for you.

"Carbon Fiber ? I thought you said Cardboard"............

 

[Threadcutter308]

Sounds like a Kamala speech.

Honey, you were strapped into a soup can that had no controls in it, nothing more.

"Feeling the Love" ? Yeah, OK, sure...........

 

[Seed tick]

Divine Feminine my hairy ass. A true imbecile

 

[Darryle]

Oh come on, give them a break. Katy perry had some brilliant comments about her trip.

Holeeeeee Fuck, apparently her brain stayed in space

 

[Threadcutter308]

Holeeeeee Fuck, apparently her brain stayed in space

Or, it was left behind on the launchpad...........

 

[Sean the Nailer]

If I started a gofundme page to send ex-wives up in a rocket, would any of you gentlemen care to contribute? What about leftist politicians? Gay pride marchers? Story-time drag queens? Have I left out anyone?

Only if they/you bring back the Redstone project again.....

 

[Rthur]

Unfortunately nothing.

R

 

[Baron23]

As was said about the early astronauts by “real” pilots and which is applicable to these bimbos: “spam in a can”.

 

[Longshot231]

As was said about the early astronauts by “real” pilots and which is applicable to these bimbos: “spam in a can”.

That entire capsule probably smelled more like sardines.

 

[Baron23]

That entire capsule probably smelled more like sardines.

Or the shit house door off of a tuna boat…depending on if you are in front or behind them. lol.