What could go wrong? Blue Origin

[sirhrmechanic]

are we gonna bet a quart of syrup again? asking for a fren...

I was on this weeks ago... Noone believed me!

I have a theory here… hear me out!

https://www.breitbart.com/tech/2025/02/27/bezos-next-blue-origin-rocket-to-feature-all-female-passenger-crew-of-katy-perry-gayle-king-lauren-sanchez/ Bezos has finally decided that he wants a divorce from his nasty plastic catfish…. She is old and looks like she belongs in the bar scene from...

www.snipershide.com

I soooo wanted it to go into rapid disassembly-mode followed by geo-stationary sub-aqueous orbit.... They can fish hair extensions out of the ocean for days....

Sirhr

 

[Holliday]

Love the Community Note

 

[Longshot231]

In case some of you missed it. This photo was posted in the Porta John thread.

 

[Longshot231]

 

[sloporsche]

lota......eeww yuk girls here but that might change after leaving mommies basement

 

[Glowworm]

I don't really want to give these satan-worsiping hoes anymore attention, but I always like PJW's commentary.

 

[Steel+Killer]

Yesterday I flew from Nashville to Charleston on SouthWest I simply sat in my seat, but didn't realize I was a crew member, I need to call SouthWest and ask them when I can expect to receive compensation for being part of the crew.

 

[Holliday]

What an absolute embarrassment for the female sex.

 

[Jscb1b]

Did the light to feed the monkey come on?

 

[sirhrmechanic]

10 Reasons Women Make Better Astronauts Than Men

Though men were the first to reach for the stars, science has proven definitively that women are far better suited to the task. Consider the evidence.

babylonbee.com

 

[sirhrmechanic]

Space Returns Unwanted Amazon Delivery

WEST TEXAS — Outer space has returned an unwanted Amazon package that was sent to it unsolicited yesterday. According to witnesses, the package floated gently back down to earth after being rejected. Locals have asked Amazon to please "pick this thing up and bring it back to the warehouse" as no...

babylonbee.com

 

[JJMoody]

This dick rocket seems purpose made for joyrides ,as it barely penetrates Kármán line at 100km and those massive windows......

Bazos faceplanted

Doesn’t count. Face didn’t touch.

 

[Im2bent]

Yesterday I flew from Nashville to Charleston on SouthWest I simply sat in my seat, but didn't realize I was a crew member, I need to call SouthWest and ask them when I can expect to receive compensation for being part of the crew.

You are officially an aviator. Also you got in before southwest started charging for bags?

 

[NoDopes]

If I started a gofundme page to send ex-wives up in a rocket, would any of you gentlemen care to contribute? What about leftist politicians? Gay pride marchers? Story-time drag queens? Have I left out anyone?

Starship can send them instead of bananas.

 

[Mr.BR]

Doesn’t count. Face didn’t touch.

Other faces did

 

[Ronws]

TLDR - We finally got these mouthy cunts off the planet and then let them back down?

Why?

 

[Nik H]

I wonder when they will start the excursion service on a formal basis

 

[DarnYankeeUSMC]

Trying to find out how much they paid for the ride turned into a mystery. I'm sure they could have rented an amusement park like Kings Island for a day and had just as much fun with their entire families and friends.

 

[Longshot231]

Trying to find out how much they paid for the ride turned into a mystery. I'm sure they could have rented an amusement park like Kings Island for a day and had just as much fun with their entire families and friends.

If they paid anything at all, it was deeply discounted. That's free advertisement for Bezos. Besides his girlfriend was on that flight. Does anyone seriously think that he would charge her anything?