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At 17, We All Would Have, Except for Magnus
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Looking back after hearing all of these kind of stories, at 16 while going to a private Catholic school, I had a feeling that this younger student teacher was giving me all sorts of signals for this kind of shit. Always talking to me, always extremely friendly and giggly and at one point while coming back as a class from the auditorium from something, talking to me and actually put her arm around my back while we walked. I've banged chicks that did 10% of the stuff she was throwing out. I didn't know WTF to do because its kind of like a sit down with the mafia, if you're wrong, you're the one that gets killed.
I always think about what could have been
This was before texting and all of that, which is how I bet most of it evolves. This seems to happen all the time now which leads me to ask 2 questions; how do they think they will get away with this shit as its like every other week one gets caught, and if this many are caught how many more are out there that don't get caught?
I always think about what could have been
This was before texting and all of that, which is how I bet most of it evolves. This seems to happen all the time now which leads me to ask 2 questions; how do they think they will get away with this shit as its like every other week one gets caught, and if this many are caught how many more are out there that don't get caught?
I get the vibe you weren't ever young and cute, you know, even when you were young and cute...
My momma said I'm ugly enough to make AMTRAK take a dirt road so she never worried about me.
Sorry I got nothing . I had Sister Charles Bronson , Sister Hulk Hogan and Sister T . Although one of the priests in our parish did get in trouble years after bangin some of the guys in my class . When me and some of my school buddies found out we were drinking so being me I said ya know what I remember most about Father Sicoli . Man he was a real good kisser . Got some laughs and a few what the fucks .
I get the vibe you weren't ever young and cute, you know, even when you were young and cute...
Im getting that.....49 years of thinking your pretty and than reality hits hard when grade schoolers are hitting it without even having to run a bar tab.....WTF?
I think my second grade teacher was the only attractive one I ever had.
As for the hottie in OP, get it she would.
As for the hottie in OP, get it she would.
What kind of guy do you think I am? Even at 17 my moral compass was far above that level of thought.
I have a nice bridge I'll let you have a a bargain price, just step down this alley.....
I have a nice bridge I'll let you have a a bargain price, just step down this alley.....
As another victim of an all boys catholic school, every time one of these stories comes out I continue to ask where these teachers were back in my day. Although I guess it still went on, biput there were no cell phones or computers to get them caught almost instantly.
This is teacher is a bonafide hottie to any age group, but even some of the lesser attractive ones would've been irresistible at 16/17 yrs old and y'all know it. Any girl willing to put out or go down on you at that age was "hot enough".
This is teacher is a bonafide hottie to any age group, but even some of the lesser attractive ones would've been irresistible at 16/17 yrs old and y'all know it. Any girl willing to put out or go down on you at that age was "hot enough".
I haven't watched South Park in years, but there was an episode way back where Mr. Garrison suffered depression and self-esteem issues because his dad never molested him. He thought there must be something wrong with him.
This teacher made that boy a hero to his peers, and will now walk through life with a boost of confidence that others will lack.
I'm not advocating for teachers having sex with students. And I'm sure if teacher was man, and the girl my daughter, I would probably be in prison.
But there is no way that young man was harmed psychologically in any way.
I'm not advocating for teachers having sex with students. And I'm sure if teacher was man, and the girl my daughter, I would probably be in prison.
But there is no way that young man was harmed psychologically in any way.
It is, It is only a crime because she is in a "position of authority", e.g. his teacher. Having things he is wired to want more than air doesn't count as power, I guess.
Great, as if finding the money to buy reloading components wasn't hard enough. What's therapy cost? If the shrink molests me will I be cured?
There's only one way to find out...
Pro tip: make sure you choose your shrink carefully. Looking like the naughty teacher above can't hurt. But a guy named Bruce who looks like Chuck Schumer? Have the suicide hotline number handy.
There is no consent between a caretaker and someone in their ward. Silly though, a 17 year old knows he wants some pussy.
I fucked my high school health teacher. I was 16. She wasn't very attractive in the face but had huge tits. She showed me what a clitoris was all about. I used to mow her lawn. That's how it started. I think she was in her 30's. She invited me in to have some lemonade and started grabbing my dick. Then sucked it. I lasted about 1.1 seconds. After that she showed me how important it was to keep a secret. Even after I had a girlfriend, she never got jealous and had me practice stuff on her. One time she even showed me where here pee came from. I told my second wife about her but that's it. I ran into her a few years ago at an air show. She looked like a granny lady. I guess I look old too now. Maybe She shouldn't have started it. Oh well. I turned out Ok I guess.
For better or worse, one of my greatest skills in life has been picking up women. Or having them throw themselves at me. Anyway, when I was still fairly young and gorgeous I was chatting up an attractive barmaid. As things escalated I said "so I've got to ask -- shag or Berber?" She gasped and blushed before running off. Sometime later she comes by, leans over, and whispers "linoleum."
Thanks for triggering a fun memory.
Literally I mowed her lawn. My mom set it up. My mom felt sorry for her and called her "Homely."
My best friend and I slept in one of high school teachers bed with her, at her house, after we got all dickered up. It dawned on us the next day that she wanted us to give her the Eiffel Tower and we totally dropped the ball. She was married to a guy that was out of town on training and we didn't particularly want to get shot we he got back. Now that I've grown up a little I'm glad that I didn't contribute to someone's divorce, but it would have been fun! We managed to keep our mouths shut, but with social media these days I can see where it could be a problem.
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I feel sorry for the little bastard, how do you top this? Basically the rest of his sexual life is downhill.......
Man, we had this one teacher, a student teacher at that, and GODDAMN was she hot --she was married to major league baseball player or his brother, I forget, but she made ten year olds get boners! Yeah, I missed the wagon, and I can still kick myself in the ass for not just nailing the everloving shit out of this history teacher's daughter in NE, she was a senior and I was freshman and she was, looking back, obviously into me but I didn't get it. She was fine too.
Did get to go to bed with two hot girls, one was a senator's daughter (ha ha you motherfucker!) when I was 17, that was fucking AWESOME. More so than it would be now, that's for sure. Some things are better left memories! The older of the two really liked me though because I totally blew chunks all over her tits at a Halloween party... Saw something like this on TV but my night turned out way different --she just changed and came right back like nothing happened! Holy shit I miss being 17!
Banging a hot teacher... Just one of those things I'll never get to check off the list. Got more than my fair share of virgins so I can't complain too much; oh the fathers HATED me, stared down more than one shotgun, actually got good at it. That's the good ole days anyway. My left hand has to convince my right hand he's rubbing somebody else just so I can jack off these days.
Did get to go to bed with two hot girls, one was a senator's daughter (ha ha you motherfucker!) when I was 17, that was fucking AWESOME. More so than it would be now, that's for sure. Some things are better left memories! The older of the two really liked me though because I totally blew chunks all over her tits at a Halloween party... Saw something like this on TV but my night turned out way different --she just changed and came right back like nothing happened! Holy shit I miss being 17!
Banging a hot teacher... Just one of those things I'll never get to check off the list. Got more than my fair share of virgins so I can't complain too much; oh the fathers HATED me, stared down more than one shotgun, actually got good at it. That's the good ole days anyway. My left hand has to convince my right hand he's rubbing somebody else just so I can jack off these days.
What a bunch of Horn Dogs you assholes are and you should be ashamed of yourselves.
DuneBoer, you got a priceless education at no cost other than mowing and I will bet you learned a lot. Lots of fun and an anatomy lesson all in several lesson sessions.. I envy you.
There are only a few ways I would have done that, let me count the ways;
1 With great secrecy and I would not tell anyone anything even if called in to testify, I would purger myself that nothing ever went on. No stories to my buddies for fear they would fuck this deal up. A Gentleman never says anything.
2 Repeatedly, like ever chance I got.
3 I would hit it like a loose screen door in a hurricane, like a retard on a drum set and I would buy extra drums, like a water cooled Maxim machine gun with an endless belt.
I never did have an opportunity like this while I was in school but after I graduated and was out on the circuit racing motorcicles, when I got home I did hookup with a History teacher I had in school that was cute as a bugs ear and I did all of the above.
Shame on you AssHoles for thinking wrong.
Regards, Foul Mike
DuneBoer, you got a priceless education at no cost other than mowing and I will bet you learned a lot. Lots of fun and an anatomy lesson all in several lesson sessions.. I envy you.
There are only a few ways I would have done that, let me count the ways;
1 With great secrecy and I would not tell anyone anything even if called in to testify, I would purger myself that nothing ever went on. No stories to my buddies for fear they would fuck this deal up. A Gentleman never says anything.
2 Repeatedly, like ever chance I got.
3 I would hit it like a loose screen door in a hurricane, like a retard on a drum set and I would buy extra drums, like a water cooled Maxim machine gun with an endless belt.
I never did have an opportunity like this while I was in school but after I graduated and was out on the circuit racing motorcicles, when I got home I did hookup with a History teacher I had in school that was cute as a bugs ear and I did all of the above.
Shame on you AssHoles for thinking wrong.
Regards, Foul Mike
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Meant to be humorous but in all honesty the truth. She was a a good ride and I lasted well beyond 8 seconds. I was into riding Main Events. 25 laps or more. FM
Not to get all on topic and shit, but have you seen the latest headline in this case?
Honey's lawyer says that she smiled in her mugshot because ... she is innocent.
I think she was smiling because she was still walking like a cowboy.
Honey's lawyer says that she smiled in her mugshot because ... she is innocent.
I think she was smiling because she was still walking like a cowboy.
