I just realized something today....

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    Not sure why this didn't sink in much earlier when I used to only have access to actual gun ranges instead of the bazillion acres of public land I hide out in now but...

    85% of people that shoot are vastly overweight.
     
    Seems like the perfect reason to get a CC permit. Too out of shape to know how to fight, so just shoot them instead. :D I remember there used to be a show called Manswers on I believe Spike TV and they had an episode where they showed just how fat you have to be to be able to stop a bullet with your fat alone. I kind of miss that show and how ridiculous it was.
     
    nice to see all the body shaming , however there be some validity to this as i have noticed over the years of sport skydiving......them guys and gals tend to be of a slight frame and small stature....the really good ones that really champion the sport....

    both sports favor the young.
     
    nice to see all the body shaming , however there be some validity to this as i have noticed over the years of sport skydiving......them guys and gals tend to be of a slight frame and small stature....the really good ones that really champion the sport....

    both sports favor the young.

    Not shaming anyone. If you want to be fat, be fat. Apparently they didn't need permission from me.

    Just an observation. I mean, Bogey could tell you I'm an asshole, and it wouldn't hurt my feelings or anything. Same thing.

    And why is it, the fatter you are, the more likely you are to have some random wildcat caliber gun in a metallic orange stock that makes absolutely no sense, has no components and doesn't shoot any better than whatever caliber you derived it from?
     
    And why is it, the fatter you are, the more likely you are to have some random wildcat caliber gun in a metallic orange stock that makes absolutely no sense, has no components and doesn't shoot any better than whatever caliber you derived it from?

    I'm fairly fat, where do I get one of those?

     
    I'm not fat...I'm poofy!
     

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    Ill never forget the day I was home on leave and was at the local Cabelas and watched a guy tell the salesman he wanted to carry some sort of handgun the way Special Forces or some shit did and I couldn't help but tell him he could just tuck that sucker under his roll/FUPA and he would be GTG...
     
    Im skinny and lazy. I will shoot instead of run. I might break a sweat. Hate to see if my deoderant actually works.
    I can eat more brisketp and drink way more IPA if I need just so I can fit in.......
     
    I'm not fat...I'm poofy!

    Don't make fun, how many magazine covers have you been on?
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    Anyway, I'm in SoCal. Shooting at my local clubs I don't see very many overweight people. Frankly, you don't see too many anywhere around here. But when I go to shoots with a lot of Midwesterners, um, well, yeah. I don't have an empirical study at hand, but I'm guessing there really is a regional difference in average waistlines.
     
    Walking the aisles at the Tulsa Wannemacher show is like playing frogger dodging wheelchairs and hover rounds, the building reeks of CLP and meat sweat.

    Lol. Reminds me of my wife and I noting the interesting gene pool at Walmart around midnight on a school night. Makes me laugh at those researchers claiming they've come up with a way to predict things like propensity to be on welfare, have heart disease, diabetes, or wind up in jail. Predicting those things just isn't as hard as those scientists make it out to be.
     
    Cartman,
    check out the Walmart in Lake Manniwa IA sometime. I went to school near there and had a buddy who worked in the electronics dept for a few months.
    It could be the only place they take pictures for "People of Walmart" and I wouldnt be remotely surprised.

    I was scared I was either going to be eaten or be squished by a large woman and suffocate whilst pinned between fat rolls.

    And from work, when it takes 6 fit people to hold a pannus out of the way so one nurse can place a urinary catheter, that is officially harpoon time. The stench of that would kill most hard men.

    Happy travels fellas!
     
    Lake Manniwa IA, where's that? If there are big ol' gals involved, we got 'em! We joke at work that we should put Tommy Lifts on the airplanes in place of the entry doors.
     
    Lol. Reminds me of my wife and I noting the interesting gene pool at Walmart around midnight on a school night. Makes me laugh at those researchers claiming they've come up with a way to predict things like propensity to be on welfare, have heart disease, diabetes, or wind up in jail. Predicting those things just isn't as hard as those scientists make it out to be.

    At a funshow a few years ago there was an ND and an old guy caught a round that just grazed his scalp but it was a shit ton of blood, I was the first to get to him and sit his ass down. I was spending the majority of my time telling onlookers to Back TFU and give me room, while tending to him a short fat guy dressed head to toe in his cowboy action getup looking like a lost extra for Lonesome Dove made his way thru the crowd, before I could tell him to pound sand and back up he says "can I help, I'm a vascular surgeon" so I got the hell out of his way and let him work. Our sport is made of the whole spectrum of the gene pool, unfortunately primarily the shallow end.
     
    At a funshow a few years ago there was an ND and an old guy caught a round that just grazed his scalp but it was a shit ton of blood, I was the first to get to him and sit his ass down. I was spending the majority of my time telling onlookers to Back TFU and give me room, while tending to him a short fat guy dressed head to toe in his cowboy action getup looking like a lost extra for Lonesome Dove made his way thru the crowd, before I could tell him to pound sand and back up he says "can I help, I'm a vascular surgeon" so I got the hell out of his way and let him work. Our sport is made of the whole spectrum of the gene pool, unfortunately primarily the shallow end.

    That's why I try not to dive head first.
     
    As of this morning, I weigh 171.2lb, on a 6 1/2ft frame. Two years ago, I weighed 230, and after watching all those pharma commercials, I recognized that their target audience was all overweight. So I decided to put the fork down a bit sooner at each meal, and got it down to 175-180. After the recent heart attack and a much more cautious approach to the salt and fluids, I got down to the 170-173 range.

    Tolerating one's own overweight is a life choice.

    The VA is enrolling me in a Post MI/Congestive Heart Failure health monitoring program that involves a daily routine taking 5 minutes. I will receive a module that's a tad larger than a tissue box, incorporating a BP cuff, a scale, a mini data keyboard/monitor terminal, and a cellular data transmission node. I become one of a panel of about 50 patients who constitute the sole responsibility of a nurse practicianer. On the basis of daily responses to a triage questionnaire and my vitals, a dialogue is established where trends and anomalies can be recognized and addressed on a daily basis. Conditional meds onhand will constitute a means to address the more urgent situations.

    I already record these data manually, but now, they are available to my health care professionals within minutes of their acquisition. This program supplement the nightly ICD RF data query and transmission I have had in place since a decade ago. People who fear technology don't avail themselves of these medical advances.

    That's my taxpayer dollars at work.

    Greg
     
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    good suggestion armyjerry, and that is some good tasting chow too...
    coyote, youre a young fella running around at mach speed with your hair on fire, you are not going to put weight on fast...i know, same fucking boat, if i get sick i loose weight...
    eat and sleep as well as you can and work the fuck out, did i say work the fuck out???
    build rock, and you may never gain alot of weight...the most i ever weighed was 175, most of the time 155 to 160, but ass kicken fucken rock 160 pounds...like a chimp...
    be hard be strong...
     
    Yessir I been in the gym hard since high school as a wrestler. Guess I really just need to force as much food down as I can huh. Probably better to do it natural I know but I have 3 friends that went the other way.. 2 of em completely jacked, and 1 who was way smaller than me a year ago and now has like 30 lb on me. Like shit man lol I remember when I woulda kicked your ass and ripped your head off not long ago! Guess I should've when I had the chance to go ahead and establish the hierarchy right lol
     
    Yessir I been in the gym hard since high school as a wrestler. Guess I really just need to force as much food down as I can huh. Probably better to do it natural I know but I have 3 friends that went the other way.. 2 of em completely jacked, and 1 who was way smaller than me a year ago and now has like 30 lb on me. Like shit man lol I remember when I woulda kicked your ass and ripped your head off not long ago! Guess I should've when I had the chance to go ahead and establish the hierarchy right lol

    I had your problem once.
    It will pass given time...

    R