Someone explain this to me...there's a wrong way to leave a huddle? LOL

[TheGerman]

Ok, first off, fuck Yahoo, but anyways this story gave me a WTF moment: https://finance.yahoo.com/news/much-...182542567.html

How in the hell is there a wrong way to break a huddle? Listen, I know zero about anything in the world of Hand-Egg, but I'm pretty sure that you get into a huddle by basically standing around each other in a pseudo circle, the appointed person says whatever you're next play is, you clap or make some kind of gay gesture to each other and you walk to your assigned position on the scrimmage line. So how in the fuck do you 'break a huddle incorrectly?'

I mean, did this guy basically run off in a random direction or something? Or is there some Hand-Egg taught way that you do it some certain specific way that adds absolutely nothing of value to anything, yet you need to do it exactly that way because reasons?

To me this is like saying that you drank a glass of water incorrectly.

 

[308pirate]

I share your wonderment at this mystery. I have no fucks to give for the game of hand-egg.

 

[Sean the Nailer]

One must be some sort of certified sportologist to come up with this situation. The "drinking a glass of water incorrectly" was right-on-point! I'll also add that all the "over-educated millennials" must have been real bored to come up with something like this. Either they invented it, or they searched back in the rule-books (pre-turn of the previous century) to come up with such a thing.

This is up there with Europeans flying on the wrong side of the sky, or even tying one's horse to the wrong side of the hitchin' pole!

 

[1J04]

I have no clue therefore I'm offended..........

 

[Mike Casselton]

So this falls under the "you did it wrong, but I'm not telling you how or why" reasoning.
What the f.....??

 

[Tucker301]

He gay.

 

[Dirty D]

"In June, reports from off-season workouts noted that the second year quarterback had developed a troubling tendency of hitting reporters with errant passes"

Who gives a shit about the circle jerk aka huddle, if this guy beans reporters then he is gtg in my book!

 

[Rthur]

Breaking a huddle incorrectly.
Sounds like a ghey circle jerk/daisy chain lack of SOP to me.

R

 

[supercorndogs]

"In June, reports from off-season workouts noted that the second year quarterback had developed a troubling tendency of hitting reporters with errant passes"

Who gives a shit about the circle jerk aka huddle, if this guy beans reporters then he is gtg in my book!

No shit, if his NFL plans don't pan out, maybe he could be hired just for that purpose.

 

[vh20]

No shit, if his NFL plans don't pan out, maybe he could be hired just for that purpose.

Man! They'd definitely have to put those White House press conferences back on-camera again for that! Can't you see him all loaded-up with a rack of footballs standing beside Sarah Huckabee Sanders while scanning the crowd with a glaring eye? "Intelligent questions only, please."